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@crypticcommand.bsky.social
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Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40 Freedom for Palestine Trans Rights are Human Rights Abolish and Prosecute ICE

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 07/10/2026
The designers behind your favorite games are uniting for a very special cause! Learn all about the upcoming stream in support of @translifeline.org coming to twitch.tv/magic 10AM Pacific this Saturday: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Promo image for the Wizards x Trans Lifeline charity fundraising stream, starting at 10AM Pacific on Saturday October 10th on twitch.tv/magic.
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know the rules folks. One big union win = one Spice8Rack video. See you in a few days 😘
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m beginning to believe Brawl is the worst MTG format ever created.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eating a cucumber while listening to a dude ramble about Christianity, while also being constantly interrupted
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Dani🇵🇸 @danidoesmagic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crazy new 4 card combo I found for Magic the gathering #MTGFracture
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 01/09/2026
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 27/08/2026
“Antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine of fascism. It's one of the oldest bigotries that has caused those of the Jewish faith a tremendous amount of pain. From pogroms to the Holocaust, Jews have always been singled out by those in power …
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Went to Iceland and I realized I like the way the gray is coming in
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"
The idea that we can assent to the taking away of anybody’s rights, and think that somehow the government won’t come for all of our rights, is itself the problem. And, look, I don’t need people to understand how they use their rights. I just need people to agree that the government shouldn’t be able to take any of our rights. I put my face on the ground thirty-four times a day, David. Most people don’t understand why I do it. I don’t need them to understand. I just want to have the right to do it. And when people decide that they want to take away my right to do that, I’ve got a problem.Now, I hope that everybody’s going to show up and say, No, no, no. You can’t stop that person or that community from reflecting and praying as they choose. Similarly, when it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need. That’s really what it comes down to. It’s the right to be who you are. It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours, then they come for theirs. And at some point you live in a society where rights are negotiable, and that is not the America I was born in. It’s not the America I know and love. It’s not the America I’m going to allow somebody like Donald Trump to give us.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Beautiful sunset at Schaumburg Town Square
Picture of two men, one freakishly tall wearing a keffiyeh and the other obscured by the angle of the picture. There’s a beautiful sunset in the background reflecting off of a pond
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Behold, my daughter!
A black cat sitting on a couch, looking into the distance cutely
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
MTG DISCORD PSA: I've NOT been hacked BUT many in the MTG space are getting odd links from trusted accounts asking them to "jump on a call" to talk about a project they're working on with friends. If any of my accounts DM you like that: it is a SCAM! NO ONE wants to work on ANYTHING with me!
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Unexpected reference thanks to @maklelan.bsky.social also featuring my bookmark
A paragraph in a book circled to point out a reference by Nathan Explosion, a Magic: the Gathering card is featured as a bookmark
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Free Speech” by Norman Rockwell
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A magic card

Planewide Celebration
{5}{G}{G}
Sorcery

Choose four. You may choose the same mode more than once.

• Create a 2/2 Citizen creature token that’s all colors.

• Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

• Proliferate.

• You gain 4 life.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We’re chillmaxxing
A man is reclining with an orange cat laying on him, both seem to be relaxed
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I don’t understand the current design plans in Magic. Dying on turn 5 after interacting twice isn’t fun or interesting. Playing Standard feels like playing Modern, Modern feels like Legacy, and nobody plays Legacy anyway
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me and the bf after crepes
Two men, one is cute and the other is cuter. Blondish gray haired man is wearing a cool scarf
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Goodnight whores Goodnight sluts Goodnight girls who like it in their butts
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A rare sighting of @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social at MKE Pride
Green Dino suit marching in MKE Pride
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tomatillo did nothing wrong.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#WOTCStaff needs to address this
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This rules.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The voters of NY-10 have a big choice to make — between one candidate who will always defend your civil liberties, and another who’s sacrificed your privacy to expand the surveillance state.
Graphic comparing Brad Lander and Dan Goldman on the issue of mass surveillance:

Brad Lander:

Will fight Donald Trump’s warrantless surveillance, and won’t compromise on civil liberties

Led effort to protect Muslim New Yorkers from NYPD surveillance

Co-sponsored NYC’s Public Oversight of Surveillance Technology Act to enact robust anti-surveillance protections

Dan Goldman:

Voted for warrantless wiretaps

Helped give the federal government unchecked power to spy on political opponents, and use dating apps to track Americans

Missed the recent vote that gave ICE more power to collect Americans’ personal data
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Libs freaking out about Platner are adorable. This is the guy we’re stuck with, stop bitching and do something. Fucking children.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My turn 3: play Stock Up Their turn 3: Attack for 55 Standard Magic: the Gathering is gonna single-handedly make me quit playing Magic
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
She’s helping us sort our Magic cards.
A kitty in the lid of a box, staring intently into the distance. There’s a box of Magic: the Gathering cards next to her A kitty in the lid of a box, staring intently into the distance. A kitty in a 900ct cardboard box, staring intently into the distance.Selfie with a large man and a tiny, fluffy kitty. The kitty is staring at camera and the man’s face is obscured.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you’re a huge fan of dying on turn 4, play Standard, Magic: the Gathering’s worst format. Thanks again WOTC
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I got to hold her for the first time today.
A large dude is holding a tiny baby, there is an orange cat screaming in the backgroundA cute baby smiling A cute baby smiling and scrunching up her faceA cute baby, probably just after pooping
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You love to see it.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wildflower walk with the boyfriend
Two men standing in front a large, old oak in a forest preserve. There’s a group of other people looking at the wildflowers and foliage
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We gonna draft
Array of random Magic packs laid out on a table
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com
Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!
MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gotta love Arena for allowing me to introduce my opponents to Library of Alexandria I can’t believe someone passed it to me 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
Screenshot of a game of MTG Arena with a crime shownScreenshot of a game of MTG Arena with a crime shown
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
never make fun of someone who hasn't heard of something cool. you get to introduce them to a movie or an album that will change their aesthetic perspective. don't get so excited to act cool that you forget to actually be cool for once
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is a Hegseth style terroristic act.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
photo showing the rescuers saving the dog, next to the statue commemorating themcloseup on the base of the statue, showing a dog and a man in a ball cap the top of the statue, where the person at the top of the slope has his hand outstretched so the viewer can "help" pull him up
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is the face of a girl with poop stuck to her butt that she used to put cursed stamps all around the kitchen and living room floors
A beautiful fluffy kitty staring directly at camera.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m relatively sure my Christian fanatic coworker wants to kill me. If he kills me, politicize the hell out of my death
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Jimmy Snow @jimmysnow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
We must solve the world’s problems so we can spend more time appreciating that boobs exist.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
She’s cool AF
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s very sweet and cute that he not only planed to have lil kids there and then rolls so well with the lil kids being lil kids but I have to know whose idea the lil podium was
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Kai #MTG
Even though you were one of the best Magic players ever, you were an even better person.
The legend of the German Juggernaut will not be forgotten.

RIP Kai

cardboard-crack.com
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