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@crypticcommand.bsky.social
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Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40 Freedom for Palestine Trans Rights are Human Rights Abolish and Prosecute ICE

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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I always wanted to do Urborg, Karma, and Tamanoa
Magic card Tamanoa. Some weird spirit standing with leaves and flames and shit between some vines
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A transform card with this cute little girl!
Picture of Nina Tucker, future abomination
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you own one of these yet?
Mtg card chun li, countless kicks
Chun li doing her special “kick” move in her traditional costume
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nah, being tall is always super convenient
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Went to Iceland and I realized I like the way the gray is coming in
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Magic the gathering card Godo bandit warlord.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Here’s my current top 4, Prophet is my favorite card of all time. RIP
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Beautiful sunset at Schaumburg Town Square
Picture of two men, one freakishly tall wearing a keffiyeh and the other obscured by the angle of the picture. There’s a beautiful sunset in the background reflecting off of a pond
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Behold, my daughter!
A black cat sitting on a couch, looking into the distance cutely
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s a pretty well known metaphor
Wiktionary definition of “bomb-thrower”
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wiktionary definition of “bomb-thrower”
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Because it was originally designed as Zangief🤷
MTG card Zangief. 
An incredibly buff man holding a bear in a headlock
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The only reason to play more cards than normal is also a “bad” card
Mtg card battle of wits
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They’re ranged/martial “partners” possibly even “roommates”
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Unexpected reference thanks to @maklelan.bsky.social also featuring my bookmark
A paragraph in a book circled to point out a reference by Nathan Explosion, a Magic: the Gathering card is featured as a bookmark
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Free Speech” by Norman Rockwell
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Screenshot of a Discord DM
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We’re chillmaxxing
A man is reclining with an orange cat laying on him, both seem to be relaxed
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
At least they didn’t lead with butthole
Screenshot of Grindr messages Screenshot of Grindr texts
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me and the bf after crepes
Two men, one is cute and the other is cuter. Blondish gray haired man is wearing a cool scarf
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Are you familiar with this villain, this hated “man”?
Fox version Robin Hood from the animated movie
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Help me, plz
Stacks and stacks of mtg cards on a floor
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A rare sighting of @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social at MKE Pride
Green Dino suit marching in MKE Pride
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Screenshot of skeet
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
She’s helping us sort our Magic cards.
A kitty in the lid of a box, staring intently into the distance. There’s a box of Magic: the Gathering cards next to her A kitty in the lid of a box, staring intently into the distance. A kitty in a 900ct cardboard box, staring intently into the distance.Selfie with a large man and a tiny, fluffy kitty. The kitty is staring at camera and the man’s face is obscured.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is from Scryfall, which has better image quality
High quality image of MTG card Ayara, First of Locthwain showcase version
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I got to hold her for the first time today.
A large dude is holding a tiny baby, there is an orange cat screaming in the backgroundA cute baby smiling A cute baby smiling and scrunching up her faceA cute baby, probably just after pooping
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wildflower walk with the boyfriend
Two men standing in front a large, old oak in a forest preserve. There’s a group of other people looking at the wildflowers and foliage
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We gonna draft
Array of random Magic packs laid out on a table
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It’s true! I’m 6’5” and Sgraffito thinks she’s a scarf
An adorable dog is sitting on a large man’s shoulders like a scarf
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I bought a print because I thought it was so cute, I joke that my bf and I are featured in that piece of art
Print of Run Away Together hanging on a wall
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This was my favorite, looping moment of reckoning felt great
Screenshot of MTGArena with a 5-color pile
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gotta love Arena for allowing me to introduce my opponents to Library of Alexandria I can’t believe someone passed it to me 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️
Screenshot of a game of MTG Arena with a crime shownScreenshot of a game of MTG Arena with a crime shown
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is the face of a girl with poop stuck to her butt that she used to put cursed stamps all around the kitchen and living room floors
A beautiful fluffy kitty staring directly at camera.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Elking someone’s annoying Commander remains a top tier choice
Sexy Oko reclines in a forest, staring at a dagger. He’s very sexy A regal elk poses in the foreground, waterfall in the background
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Have you seen their card?
Two muscled, armored men stare off into the distance. One has his hand on the neck of the other, intertwined with his hair.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I also love this “bad” card I play it in this deck archidekt.com/decks/476696...
A vault with steps leading up to the illuminated entrance
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
That Sun Titan art is sick, just ordered one. Can I recommend some cards? Words of Worship is repeated lifegain engine that can combo well with a ton of other stuff, particularly with Well of Lost Dreams
Mtg card well of lost dreams. A well with an otherworldly beam of light emerging Mtg card words of worship. A priestly woman draped with a dragon robe has a book emanating light from over her head
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My daughter
A fluffy kitty is looking out of a Chewy box on the floor observing a Roomba A fluffy kitty is in a Chewy box on a chair
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My Aragorn is a black dude that pisses off racists.
Aragorn and Arwen in wedding regalia under a treeAragorn on horseback leading a charge Aragorn standing epically after coronation
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Not exactly a counterspell, but oh man the feeling of Binding a planeswalker’s ult, or a fetch, or a crucial equip at just the right time
A weird looking little guy is bound with oddly cum-looking greenish strands of maybe webbing?
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Aurora and Nuna deserve everything
A fluffy cat looking up at camera, loafing in a suitcase A shorthair black cat looking at camera, seated on a pile of unhung Christmas stockings
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Well, I guess she’s coming with🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t make the rules
An adorable fluffy kitty lounging in an empty suitcase on the bed.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Flashback to my favorite @tolariancommunitycollege.com tweet, “done marijuana” is how you know he’s a cop
Screenshot of a TCC tweet from a long time ago. 

I take antidepressants but have been struggling with anxiety/fear/panic more than ever before (the antidepressants do not combat anxiety).
I do not, nor have I ever, done marijuana, but it's legal in my state and I've been having such a hard time that I'm considering trying it.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Aurora is unimpressed by cat-less decks
A fluffy cat upside down on a bathroom floor staring at camera
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Usually they don’t cuddle in the cammock, this is adorable
Two absolutely perfect fuckin kitties sharing a hammock.
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If you have any random bull, I need it. I make stuff from cards
A large man in a suit of armor meeting Maro Rosewater
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Bottle of hormones mocked up to look like a Magic: the Gathering card
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crypticcommand.bsky.social @crypticcommand.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
So many cool things to do with this guy, it’s political reanimation!
Mtg card Pulsemage Advocate
A wizened old man brings someone back to life
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