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Crystal

@crstlsprk.bsky.social
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- NO FB/NÃO SIGO DE VOLTA- 「PT-BR/ES/ENG/日本語/中文 OK」 Brazilian, Chemistry Engineering student, proud faggot.

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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/09/2024
I think when Moo Deng grows up she should be allowed to eat Mark Zuckerberg, that would be so beautiful
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
No, Universe 6's young Saiyan, Cabba, does NOT beat Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta. There is NO way.
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
fatass
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
do not say tuah. I repeat, soldiers, do NOT say "tuah".
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I'm in bsky hell fb based gimmick accounts keep following me
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I saw a post about this a couple hours ago and saved the photo because I cannot possibly imagine going to my WORKPLACE and putting a recommendation card on my favorite MILKING PORN NOVEL and now I can’t find the post and I have so many questions
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR
C.M. NASCOSTA
a Monster Bait
Romance
Signed by the Author
MORNING GLORY MILKING FARMC
Staff Pick from Megan! lor Milking Farm by C. M. Nascosta
ont loan
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2024
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
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Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
the cool thing about the reactionary back to nature folks is that they're all going to explosively shit themselves and die
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
"this user is obsessed with-" shut the fuck up you don't even like real romance, all you read is corny teenage lovey dovey stories and you do NOT know SHIT about the definition of romance novels
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
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out of context brasileirão @handle.invalid · 23/09/2024
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out of context brasileirão @handle.invalid · 22/09/2024
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Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
em busca dos kkkks e rss
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rafarelas @rafarelinha.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
indo montar mais um power point completamente básico que irá chocar minha equipe
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a woman is standing on a baseball field next to a man kneeling on the mound .
ALT: a woman is standing on a baseball field next to a man kneeling on the mound .
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2024
Hallooooo, peasants. I have arrived to share my strongly held beliefs with you, which happen to exactly match the idiosyncratic bigotries of the elite British press! <crowd boos> Ahh, an echo chamber I see
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
copiar tweet, copiar tweet, copiar tweet e SE MATAR SEU DESPERDÍCIO DE VIDA
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Malik thinks to himself "shit, I drifted out of this conversation. Better say something to pretend I was listening." Malik narrows his eyes and says "mercantilism." Another man says "damn, that's a great point, Malik." Malik crosses his arms and with a smug expression thinks to himself "heh, still got it."
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
the rare and elusive Plum Ear
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Good night, blueskyers or whatever you guys are called
Edited frame of Legendary Super Saiyan Broly from the tenth Dragon Ball Z movie [Dragon Ball Z: Broly – Second Coming] in the mobile puzzle/action gacha game Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle. The frame shown is of the Extreme INT character [Super Warrior Who Destroys All] Legendary Super Saiyan Broly's Ultra Super Attack (performed by having 18 ki once in a turn), Gigantic Driver, edited with a motorcycle as if Broly was riding it. A common trend for strong characters in the Dokkan community is to edit frames of attacks of some of the strongest characters of the time with fake impossibly high attack stats and motorcycles, that which started over a year ago with **this** [https://www.reddit.com/r/DokkanBattleCommunity/comments/14recf5/new_best_unit_in_the_game_leaked/] post featuring Extreme STR [Planet-Crushing Blow] Cooler (Final Form)

I chose to crop out the fake attack numbers since most people aren't aware of what the game the image comes from is anyway
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
me in the stripped club.. straight up "jorking it".
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I read all of these as "fart" instead of "# art" due to low brightness in my phone
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iti malias 😍 @itimaliasoficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Uni :3
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
either sell the platform or shut it down, Elon, for gods sake if you sell it we get our peace and you get your privacy, deal? I'm already tired of people engagement farming in this platform
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
what the fuck is this. why is a hot wheel 14 dollars.
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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Central do Braga @centraldobraga.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
impossível isso aqui não ser inteligência artificial que porra é essa
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Babinha @bbabinha.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Gente????? Pelo amor de Deus
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Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Alien vs Operador
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Bone Hurting Juice @bonehurtingjuice.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
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memes pra quem tem o humor quebrado @humorqbrado.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
This is the Team Fortress 2 Medic
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Plague Girlfriends
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my single "my single is dropping" is dropping @mthsmrndn.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
gay gay homosexual gay
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
on a plane as I type this - with free wifi if it crashes and I end up dying, I have only one thing to say:
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
uh guys...
a screenahot of my bluesky number it says #666,666
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Central do Braga @centraldobraga.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
começando os trabalhos ✍️✍️
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
some light reading for the bus. I was already halfway through the book a while ago but dropped it to finish a tale of two cities and ended up forgetting everything about this one so I gotta start over
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
fucking finally
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iaraNaika @iaranaika.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Fui postar meu quadrinho no threads e eles removeram metade da publicação tomanocu
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Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Eu fui banido do threads pq postei um desenho da Mônica dando um pula pirata no Cebolinha
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