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Crystal

@crstlsprk.bsky.social
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- NO FB/NÃO SIGO DE VOLTA- 「PT-BR/ES/ENG/日本語/中文 OK」 Brazilian, Chemistry Engineering student, proud faggot.

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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
well, hear me out on this one what if I just get my corner to say it the way it's written? I am aware of the impact of adaptations in our language, but mocking an entire region into speaking in this somewhat agglutinated tone is just foul
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
free my state bro fml if the letter is T why do you pronounce tch, and if it's D why do you pronounce djh
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
because you get bullied if you don't follow suit. basically what happened to the southmost region.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/09/2024
I think when Moo Deng grows up she should be allowed to eat Mark Zuckerberg, that would be so beautiful
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
se for pro pessoal que tá farmando tweet igual, os mesmos gifs e sempre a mesma merda ficarem aqui no bsky, eu corro pro twitter mesmo pq essa plataforma ficou uma merda só com BR vtnc
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
so
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
já cuidou do aplicativo? um monte de ideograma japonês e chinês (Kanji/Hanzi) tem pronúncia incorreta, o excesso de anúncios dói, vocês tão metendo a porra de gpt4 no app por R$400 por ano e agora tiram a porcaria das fotos de perfil do app tbm. É decepcionante. Decaiu bastante a qualidade.
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
No, Universe 6's young Saiyan, Cabba, does NOT beat Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta. There is NO way.
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
baby
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
fatass
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
do not say tuah. I repeat, soldiers, do NOT say "tuah".
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I'm in bsky hell fb based gimmick accounts keep following me
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I saw a post about this a couple hours ago and saved the photo because I cannot possibly imagine going to my WORKPLACE and putting a recommendation card on my favorite MILKING PORN NOVEL and now I can’t find the post and I have so many questions
USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR
C.M. NASCOSTA
a Monster Bait
Romance
Signed by the Author
MORNING GLORY MILKING FARMC
Staff Pick from Megan! lor Milking Farm by C. M. Nascosta
ont loan
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2024
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
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Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
the cool thing about the reactionary back to nature folks is that they're all going to explosively shit themselves and die
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
you are not slick. you are not sneaking that masenko without notice.
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
"this user is obsessed with-" shut the fuck up you don't even like real romance, all you read is corny teenage lovey dovey stories and you do NOT know SHIT about the definition of romance novels
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Shitpost só que de verdade @shitpostverdade2.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
who the hell is Jemima
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out of context brasileirão @handle.invalid · 23/09/2024
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out of context brasileirão @handle.invalid · 22/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
para de reciclar os mesmos tweets caboclo
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Yeah, I get it. Totally.
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
KKKK MUITO PIKA! RASGUEI O CU DE TANTO RIR 😂
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Leonardo Amaral @peixeaquatico.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
em busca dos kkkks e rss
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rafarelas @rafarelinha.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
indo montar mais um power point completamente básico que irá chocar minha equipe
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a woman is standing on a baseball field next to a man kneeling on the mound .
ALT: a woman is standing on a baseball field next to a man kneeling on the mound .
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2024
Hallooooo, peasants. I have arrived to share my strongly held beliefs with you, which happen to exactly match the idiosyncratic bigotries of the elite British press! <crowd boos> Ahh, an echo chamber I see
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
copiar tweet, copiar tweet, copiar tweet e SE MATAR SEU DESPERDÍCIO DE VIDA
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
small dogs and other stupid ass dogs created by inbreeding are such losers what do you mean you need to be placed in a specific way as a newborn or else you die of intestinal tortion, go get a life
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Malik thinks to himself "shit, I drifted out of this conversation. Better say something to pretend I was listening." Malik narrows his eyes and says "mercantilism." Another man says "damn, that's a great point, Malik." Malik crosses his arms and with a smug expression thinks to himself "heh, still got it."
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
the rare and elusive Plum Ear
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I want to strangle myself after materializing this horror.
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Good night, blueskyers or whatever you guys are called
Edited frame of Legendary Super Saiyan Broly from the tenth Dragon Ball Z movie [Dragon Ball Z: Broly – Second Coming] in the mobile puzzle/action gacha game Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle. The frame shown is of the Extreme INT character [Super Warrior Who Destroys All] Legendary Super Saiyan Broly's Ultra Super Attack (performed by having 18 ki once in a turn), Gigantic Driver, edited with a motorcycle as if Broly was riding it. A common trend for strong characters in the Dokkan community is to edit frames of attacks of some of the strongest characters of the time with fake impossibly high attack stats and motorcycles, that which started over a year ago with **this** [https://www.reddit.com/r/DokkanBattleCommunity/comments/14recf5/new_best_unit_in_the_game_leaked/] post featuring Extreme STR [Planet-Crushing Blow] Cooler (Final Form)

I chose to crop out the fake attack numbers since most people aren't aware of what the game the image comes from is anyway
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
me in the stripped club.. straight up "jorking it".
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I read all of these as "fart" instead of "# art" due to low brightness in my phone
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I live in a timezone ahead of yours, it's the middle of the night here I win the loser-off!
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Monsieur Boudreau, consider the following this bait sucks
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iti malias 😍 @itimaliasoficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Ah, yes. My favorite source of entertaining melodies in rainy afternoons - the pebble gizmo.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Uni :3
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
This is correct, aside from one point There is no skill within generative AI.
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
pq q o gato deu o maior lock in da história
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Crystal @crstlsprk.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
congrats on the transition, I... guess?
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