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The Kid La Croix

@croixb.bsky.social
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Extremely broke Queer musician/moth girl. ** No Solicitations. ** I love my family and my art. Voidflux Femby. Your Local Forecast on the 8s. linktr.ee/croixbaker Sony should abandon all of its holdings and pivot into pachinko machines.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 22h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 18h
LRT: This is how I learn that there was a new Marzipan's Answering Machine uploaded about 13 lifetimes ago, which is just over 10 years.
Bottom of YouTube video that shows this is 31 minutes and 9 seconds long, or about 11 microlifetimes.
Title is "Marzipan's Answering Machine #17"
From homestarrunnerdotcom
413,043 views, Apr 1, 2016
Description "Everybody, everybody calls to leave Marzipan a message!"

YouTube AI says "Homestar Runner attempts a disastrous prank call before Marzipan receives a barrage of bizarre..."
[Note that the titular character is not in the intro to this video. Ah, Google. When it comes to disappointing, you never disappoint.]
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 19h
Marzipan's Answering Machine from homestarrunner dot com. It's faux-wood-grained, like all good small electronics
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
Slow Roads is a game for drivers, not racers: aftermath.site/slow-roads-imp...
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Rolling stone piece came out just in time to steal the blindingly stupid take discourse from the NYT 100 shows list. It worked, didn't it
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Definitely came to a realization that one thing that I've been doing for a while is actively harming me in a way that it's harmed me in the more distant past. No, it's not related to me staying up to 3 am. I need a refocus badly.
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The Illuminant System @taksynator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True. Still, people should make an effort to stop centring men. And that includes language. Man is not default, and should not be treated as such. But it is socially. That's why Dude is considered "Neutral" but Babe is not. Because men are considered default and thus; masculine terms are "Neutral"
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are many reasons I bounced off Fallout 3, but the last straw was when I walked through a courtyard & stepped on one of the scattered litter. An NPC (who had no intentions of cleaning up the garbage) chided me "hey, watch where you're" and the game crashed to desktop.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dreamt that I started wearing my wig again which I haven't done in two years. Saw my self in the mirror and went "neat!" I do miss getting "she/her"'d in public regularly
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario asking MIPS if it's good
MIPS says "no"
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In 2006 I canvassed as a non-partisan around UW-Madison with the campus Dems under the presumption that a majority of voters in the area would vote D. We went to the Golf Caddy frat and decided to skip it. I believe we helped a lot. bsky.app/profile/rinc...
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had the first leaf drop on my car yesterday and I was immediately reminded of this.
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Pan-Pizza: Watch Loki IRL @rebeltaxi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me seeing the crummiest art ever made with love and no AI
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need it to rain harder.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day, everybody! youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4?...
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Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Film: Emmet Otter makes me feel glad to be alive, and that's very rare. Show: Fraggles. Communist polycule cave critters that sing and share shiny trinkets? Yes! Char: This was tough: Kermit. The order among chaos. Attracts weirdos and embraces them. Inspires everyone to be better.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian looking out into the water with the text 
"No sports betting for me please, just the safe and legal thrill Faygo red pop and throwing a car battery into the ocean"
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
46 this morning. I miss summer already.
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HI SCORES. 2026 REISSUE. 20 NOVEMBER, LP / CD. Celebrating 30 years of ‘Hi Scores’. boardsofcanada.com
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Terrible TV @terribletv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The new McDonalds drive through AI debuted today seems hellish in all the worst ways
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you drive a car? Did you know there was a separate air filter for the interior? When's the last time you checked? No one ever told me for years, so I assume it's not common knowledge. It's a cheap and easy fix and you'll breathe better.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Monochrome-ass industry. The 24 in A24 stands for 2 colors in 4 shades. (Content-wise this looks monumental)
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Honestly, this kinda sounds like what this whole September has felt like.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am itching to make more music but I keep getting distracted by tapes. Spent the entire night trying to get cc-decode working while I captured 3 of Clinton's 1st inaugural balls. I need more time in the day.
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M00NofS0rr0W @m00nofs0rr0w.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Musique sans frontières DELUXE EDITION boxset has finally arrived! It feels kinda surreal to hold this huge compilation for a good cause in my hands and to be a part of it at the same time 🤯 Thanks again @egoscapes.bsky.social @23enigma23.bsky.social 😊🙏 egoscapes.bandcamp.com/album/musiqu...
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Took a little (lot) longer than I thought, but I edited all the non-show bits together and put them in a video: ABC Saturday Morning Cartoons in 1991 on WBRZ in Baton Rouge, LA! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKwp...
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Retro Ads 1991 ABC Saturday Morning Cartoons - WBRZ 2 ABC March 2 1991
YouTube video by Croix Media
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 21/09/2026
The best way to fight back against the Paramount/Warner Brothers merger is to support independent artists, journalists, writers, filmmakers, musicians and everyone else who has been walking a very hard path to putting things out into the world.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sighs, taps the sign*
My profile clearly says "No Solicitations." That means, No Solicitations. Got it? I'll just assume you're a bot if you do.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not gonna weigh in on the subscription nonsense. Too busy finishing processing this 6 hours of ABC Saturday Morning from 1991 into an hour of ads to put on YT in a bit
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How come I never heard about Gemini Home Entertainment until the past two days?? This video is aimed squarely at me. Fake 80s-90s nature programming with deliciously noisy audio that devolves into analog horror AND it's set in Minnesota www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDv...
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WORLD'S WEIRDEST ANIMALS - GEMINI HOME ENTERTAINMENT
YouTube video by GEMINI HOME ENTERTAINMENT
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 19/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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Passing Strange At Present @chimaera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oregon lawmakers introduce federal bill to end ‘corporate America’s chokehold’ on health care - OPB share.google/XXgsn9hgC4Hz...
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Oregon lawmakers introduce federal bill to end ‘corporate America’s chokehold’ on health care
Oregon’s fight against corporate control of medicine moved onto the national stage on Wednesday as U.S. Rep. Val Hoyle and Sens. Jeff Merkley and Ron Wyden were among a group of lawmakers to introduce...
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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cathy tftg

Saddest man alive show on the left. Cathy from the comic strip Cathy on the right
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Computer Rage Marinette, WI
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They'd be discouraged that I got nearly everything I dreamed of and was still deeply depressed.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LRT: Maybe I should finish that VGM flip I started as a lark on Sunday night
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It still sucks So there is that
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ate some food (derogatory), nearly electrocuted myself (accidentally) and deleted the last post. Fools like that not worth the trouble.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 14/09/2026
people who poopoo games like metroid 1 and zelda 1 make me feel like this a lot of the time
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Eagle-eyed visitors may have noticed that mice suddenly look delicious. Mouse-eyed visitors may have noticed that eagles are scary.
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
september 10th 2026
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me today at grocery store: I have my own bag. Self-checkout bot: Put your bag on scale. Me: That's neat, I'll weigh my bag. *Puts bag on scale, pressed ok* ... *Puts bag in bagging area* bsky.app/profile/ques...
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring:
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Climatologist49 @climatologist49.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Choose your fighter.
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The Kid La Croix @croixb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I guess you could call this... lost media?
Title card animation written on looseleaf that says "How The West Was Lost" in cursive and "Written By SEAN ROCHE" in regular text underneath. This is an episode of "Little Rosie," Roseanne's first foray into animated television a la Bobby's World and Camp Candy. Unlike Howie Mandel and John Candy, Roseanne's show never got a foothold and is pretty much unknown from what I can tell.
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