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Born in a graveyard, raised by a witch, half motherfucker, half son of a bitch. | She/They | Nostalgia | Art | AEW | ʜᴛᴛᴘs://ᴘɪᴄʀᴇᴡ.ᴍᴇ/sʜᴀʀᴇ?ᴄᴅ=ᴅᴛᴀxᴢsɴɴ5ɴ

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ceej @ceej.online · 9h
I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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ghoul dente, convenience BASTARD 🍝 @katbridges.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like when Nigel is just being a li'l stinker on comms and not making dirty jokes during women's matches #AEWCollision 🤼
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🦇 𝔸𝕔𝕖 🎃 @critter-txt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've heard of a humble brag but this......
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The Chair Company Ron Trosper
Alt: From "The Chair Company" Ron Trosper (a white man wearing a suit and glasses) Cringing with unease
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Skuff @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My semi annual pitch for getting HOOK over. Make this his theme song and let him go back to being a quiet stoner who loves potato chips and strip clubs and just beats people up in the ring. He's not a street tough from Brooklyn, he's a lacrosse kid from Nassau County, stop trying to make him Taz.
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Blues Traveler - Hook (Official Music Video)
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Good afternoon, it is I, absolutely normal, functioning member of society Gabriel Kidd! What's that? I would NEVER engage in degenerate behaviour! I am now off to the library to read to children!"
Young photo of wrestler Gabe Kidd
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CaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only "super PAC" I want to hear about is Ben Satterley. 🤼
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🌟 Flighty Buttlass 🎀🧸🏪💥 @flightybuttlass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
more Sanrios for your heath #AEW 🤼
collection of chibi drawings featuring kyle fletcher as nyanmi, kevin knight as badtz maru, speedball mike bailey as keropi, thekla as yoshikitty, jamie hayter as usohana, athena as aggretsuko, mjf as tuxedo sam, bandido as hangyodon, and jay white as adorozatorumary
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It me
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🦇 𝔸𝕔𝕖 🎃 @critter-txt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CM Punk hitting the V*l V*nis hip swivel at Worlds Collide was certainly a choice
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Oliver joyfully saying "Wrestling is better than the things you like" in an episode of Last Week Tonight.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 01/10/2026
Former Steelers coach Mike Tomlin shows off his Minecraft city that he's been building for the last 12 years ⛏️
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SILLY 😭
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Every Pokemon Frame in Order @pkmnframes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Lapras Frame 1602/2542 Timestamp: 00:13:55.238
Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Lost Lapras
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Dietr @dietronomy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was the only person on the roster (in kayfabe) to take OC seriously. All of OC's early feuds involved him being treated like a joke by the heel. Except PAC. Every match he had with OC, he treated OC like he was the biggest threat on the roster. I think that was INTEGRAL to how over OC got.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina's speech from the warrior wrestling show
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Speedball Mike Bailey @speedballbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the DEATH RIDERS come out sizzlin' #AEWAllOut
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Bort Lugosi's Dead @giantsizebort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when you're gods precious angel and you know it
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get well soon hot Steve
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh hey it's both guys Punk fought last in AEW sharing a ring in Chicago
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Travie 🍂 @tzgrey78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You kissed the saudi ring mat bro, I'm pretty sure you OH THE SHOW oh okay never mind.
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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CaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forbidden Door should actually be all Mystery Wrestling opponents now. I don't make the rules. - Right off the bat...MJF vs Maxwell Jacob Squatch. 🤼
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHAT DA DAWG DOIN #AEWDynamite
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your mom did one of these to me.
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Emotionally blank Chuck Taylor
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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alex chan or 陳建賢 (gangster with laptop) @alexchan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
just saw that ending with nc state vs vandy...sorry nc state that happened
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You expect me to believe that's not Mistico himself
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Nate Purkeypile: Solo Indie Dev🤘🏹🔪 @npurkeypile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So if you've played the Fallout games, you might recognize this cat. Her name is Boomer and my friend Ilya Nazarov did the cat paintings based on my cats. Unfortunately Boomer passed away yesterday. Her brother Galen passed away a few years back. She was a very sweet cat that loved everyone.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Orange in this set of images:
Tweet from @screaminbutcalm

Me sowing: haha fuck yeah! Yes!!

Me reaping: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
It's not so long ago that "I stand in solidarity with Macklemore" was immediately understood as a joke. We are all made unrecognizable by time.
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you think about it Mystery Wrestling is already the Muppets. Uno is Kermit, trying to keep the show going while everyone pitches their bits. Mike is Fozzie Stu is Piggy I’m Gonzo London is Scooter and only there because his uncle owns the venue Junior is Pepe Cool Ref is Dr. Teeth
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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JCバスケス (JC Vazquez) 🇵🇷 🌎 @jc1986.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AEW The House Always Wins is on YouTube as well. youtu.be/_b2omAv0uWA?...
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AEW The House Always Wins | Exclusive 4/9/21 Show Featuring The Butcher, Rebel
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chucky & Andy #AEWCollison 🤼
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Chris Ferrell @chrisferrell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AEW puts on a hell of a tribute show. I wish they didn’t have to. #AEWCollision
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait… who the fuck is griff garrison?!
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jodi Benson (Ariel) is All Elite 🙂 #AEW 🤼
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm at a particularly boring art philosophy class, the type where the teacher reads a text I've already read out loud, but thankfully I have my tablet for a quick Samus with her friend Kirby.
Painting of Samus Aran from Metroid sitting on Kirby from Kirby.
She's a tall woman in a spacesuit and Kirby is a happy pink ball of cuteness.
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🎃 J. Margot Witch 🎃 @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Because we're on the Road to Spooky Season...
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I miss Old Internet a lot, but admittedly a major part of that is that the early internet had a very weird opt-in procedure that you can't recreate, the result of which is that the default user was a curious dorkwad. Plus, there was no money to be made, so no branding/positioning all the time.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean it's literally running the same town the same day so duh. I also agree with the lance storm take that wwe is not trying to draw people away from AEW. No they are terrified the current aew buzz will lead to their fans getting curious. So they do this to try to keep them from checking it out
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 10/09/2026
Jeff Cannonball GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/rgs2d8 #AEWDynamite
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Donate to Support Jeff, Sam, and Milo against ALS: F-ck ALS, organized by Nicholas Guerriero
On behalf of the New Providence PBA: As most of you know, Je… Nicholas Guerriero needs your support for Support Jeff, Sam, and Milo against ALS: F-ck ALS
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Greg Bush @gregbush.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The three points of tonight’s emotional #AEWDynamite -We miss you, Butcher. -We love you, Rebel. -Live your life like a pink haired fan at a wrestling show.
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