Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 1hIntrovert life hack: Start every phone call with “My battery is almost dead.” That way, you can hang up on them at any time 515522
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Chessie: Ohohoe, Imb hafve claim't dis Philpot AMD dis momb, none hooms for an Rollsi! 😈😈😈😼😼😼 2111
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happiest of birthdays to the silliest non-cat on catsky! @ripperelse.bsky.social 160
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is... 28117
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@merriam-webster.com Tightrope is broken. 000
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And knowing I'm being watched will only make it worse, not better. Please don't perceive me. 😆😆😆 140
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why ben thei so numerous The songes about rainbowes And what ys on the othir syde? "Rainbowes are visiounes Yet onlye illusiounes, And rainbowes have no thynge to hyde." 632871
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ah, I'm suitably attired for Spooky Season on @habitica.com now. 🎃👻🐈⬛🪦 040
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wanna bet? 010419
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026If this cup were a house… www.reddit.com/r/80sdesign/... 5332
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don't worry, it's my job.static.klipy.comAlf ScorpioALT: Alf Scorpio 030
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 24/09/2026We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that don’t open anything. Join us for a one off installment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty but completely useless”. 🔑 🧵 17515128
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#BookSky #quote #Chesterton #millionaires 050
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CATTE VERSIOUN (speculatyve! not based on real attested textes!) • OLD ENGLISH: Miæow • MIDDLE ENGLISH: Myeaue • EARLY MODERN ENGLISH: Meowe 430157
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Love for a booke ys nevir unrequited 212223
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you 510635
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hope you're all alive. 1034253
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Rollie's helping Gus search for Bigfoot 080
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Kayleigh Rose @rukiarose11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Get that AI shit out of my fucking face (pulls out the bazooka) #fuckai 021
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Maine Meowskateers @mainemeowskateers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I caught Fawkes sporting his best derp for #TongueOutTuesday #CatsOfBlueSky 0354
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Signs of approaching Autumn: - dark fairies return from their summer vacations - forest gloom takes on an orange hue - moss awakens from slumber to devour unwary hikers - garden gnomes sharpen their fangs - the twig witch inflicts her pumpkin-spiced curse upon the land once more 410531
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comCheerwine Soda CollectionALT: Cheerwine Soda Collection 030
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I hate autoplay videos and especially the PIP that follows you when you try to scroll past them. Haven't found a great fix and UBlock Origin Lite doesn't seem to be able to create a custom filter for this. Did just try a video blocker extension that seems to mostly work so far. 110
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There are times when your dreams are wiser than any waking words. Paying attention to them can resolve many issues, especially those involving Guflobem. 1905
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is... 08117
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Taking Chessie for her monthly Solensia injection. She is NOT fooled by this being a new office. She knows it's still a V-E-T. 1100
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes, I will absolutely get punished for doing the right thing. But I will ALSO be punished for even the most minor infractions, even though everyone else is doing it and getting away with it. So there's no win either way. Might as well do the one that lets me live with myself at the end of the day. 030
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy Equinox 🐾🍂🤍 5733296
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We report: we are walking at cloud-pace today. We get the exact amount of rain that the clouds are able to make, and later on, we only get the sun that these same clouds will let through. We feel like we have travelled a lot, even though the landscape has not changed much. 011230
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comStag Man in Dark Forest with CaptionALT: Stag Man in Dark Forest with Caption 030
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 21/09/2026Apparently oysters are aphrodisiacs. Perhaps not this one. 😬 513223
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The great uncalled witness to wrongful witch trials; old Pendle hill looms large in the landscape. #Lancashire 0212
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Wonder Park @wonderpark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Switching to tillamook cheese for our nacho river rapid ride. 1202
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comMilhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee AloneALT: Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone 070
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have been informed by both Chessie and Rollie that it is the HEIGHT of rudeness to get up in the morning and ask a cat what the hell is all over the floor.static.klipy.comThe Cheek, The Nerve, The Audacity, The GallALT: The Cheek, The Nerve, The Audacity, The Gall 170
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's National Pepperoni Pizza Day, so I'm just reminding you all of cup n char supremacy 3765576
Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Both cats lounged peacefully on the bed for awhile last night: progress! But Chessie is making sure this morning that everyone knows Mr Fishie is HERS. In case they were wondering. 1100
Reposted by Cris & Chessie 🐈⬛Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is... 09320