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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛

@crischalcedony.bsky.social
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Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, Muppets. Chessie is the cat! 🚫AI, 🚫aid requests, 🚫politics. archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalc…

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 1h
Introvert life hack: Start every phone call with “My battery is almost dead.” That way, you can hang up on them at any time
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 3h
þ in my side joke just sitting there...
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The Great Detective @greatdetective.bsky.social · 3h
Act natural.
James Roday as Shawn Spencer and Dulé Hill as Burton "Gus" Guster in PSYCH.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chessie: Ohohoe, Imb hafve claim't dis Philpot AMD dis momb, none hooms for an Rollsi! 😈😈😈😼😼😼
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happiest of birthdays to the silliest non-cat on catsky! @ripperelse.bsky.social
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate when people say "you'll get through this."

I've been getting through things my entire life. I'm tired of just getting through things. I want to feel light. I want to feel safe in my own life. I want to stop carrying things I never chose to carry.

I want to exist without constantly feeling like something bad is about to happen.

@awakened_goddesses
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@merriam-webster.com Tightrope is broken.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And knowing I'm being watched will only make it worse, not better. Please don't perceive me. 😆😆😆
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why ben thei so numerous The songes about rainbowes And what ys on the othir syde? "Rainbowes are visiounes Yet onlye illusiounes, And rainbowes have no thynge to hyde."
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah, I'm suitably attired for Spooky Season on @habitica.com now. 🎃👻🐈‍⬛🪦
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wanna bet?
ohmignonette  - "You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept for 18 hours, eaten three meals, looked out the window for five minutes, and decided it's time for another nap." 

extreme close-up photo of a cat sleeping deeply on its back. The cat's pink nose, mouth slightly agape, and chin are visible as it slumps against a textured blue blanket.
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Shawn Robare @shawnrobare.com · 24/09/2026
If this cup were a house… www.reddit.com/r/80sdesign/...
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't worry, it's my job.
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Alf Scorpio
ALT: Alf Scorpio
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 24/09/2026
We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that don’t open anything. Join us for a one off installment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty but completely useless”. 🔑 🧵
We are looking at two pewter plates with an assortment of large brass and iron keys in various shapes and sizes.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BookSky #quote #Chesterton #millionaires
Image made by a human being. Stock image of a retro mint green typewriter with a page of text. Text is a quote from author GK Chesterton, creator of the Father Brown character. It reads: "My dear fellow," said Father Brown, "everybody's got a motive in a way. Considering the way that Bruce made his money, considering the way that most millionaires make their money, almost anybody in the world might have done such a perfectly natural thing as throw him into the sea." - GK Chesterton, 1935
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CATTE VERSIOUN (speculatyve! not based on real attested textes!) • OLD ENGLISH: Miæow • MIDDLE ENGLISH: Myeaue • EARLY MODERN ENGLISH: Meowe
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love for a booke ys nevir unrequited
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun things to do in Autumn: - disappear into a malevolent fog - cultivate a fine beard of moss - become a potato wizard - leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch - embrace the darkness within and without you
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope you're all alive.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chessie: no touchie mine items!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rollie's helping Gus search for Bigfoot
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Kayleigh Rose @rukiarose11.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get that AI shit out of my fucking face (pulls out the bazooka) #fuckai
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Maine Meowskateers @mainemeowskateers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I caught Fawkes sporting his best derp for #TongueOutTuesday #CatsOfBlueSky
A long haired brown tabby cat with white whiskers, green eyes, and pink nose is midway through cleaning his floofy belly. His pink tongue is poking out of his mouth as he stares into the unknown.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Signs of approaching Autumn: - dark fairies return from their summer vacations - forest gloom takes on an orange hue - moss awakens from slumber to devour unwary hikers - garden gnomes sharpen their fangs - the twig witch inflicts her pumpkin-spiced curse upon the land once more
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chessie stole my fortune cookie.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cheerwine Soda Collection
ALT: Cheerwine Soda Collection
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate autoplay videos and especially the PIP that follows you when you try to scroll past them. Haven't found a great fix and UBlock Origin Lite doesn't seem to be able to create a custom filter for this. Did just try a video blocker extension that seems to mostly work so far.
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are times when your dreams are wiser than any waking words. Paying attention to them can resolve many issues, especially those involving Guflobem.
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taking Chessie for her monthly Solensia injection. She is NOT fooled by this being a new office. She knows it's still a V-E-T.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go Care Bears, Mousetrap!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, I will absolutely get punished for doing the right thing. But I will ALSO be punished for even the most minor infractions, even though everyone else is doing it and getting away with it. So there's no win either way. Might as well do the one that lets me live with myself at the end of the day.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Equinox 🐾🍂🤍
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We report: we are walking at cloud-pace today. We get the exact amount of rain that the clouds are able to make, and later on, we only get the sun that these same clouds will let through. We feel like we have travelled a lot, even though the landscape has not changed much.
Digital painting of a sprawling countryside landscape: the sky is partly cloudy, slightly hazy, with fluffy white clouds. It is sunny, and the trees are casting long shadows on the green fields.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Stag Man in Dark Forest with Caption
ALT: Stag Man in Dark Forest with Caption
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 21/09/2026
Apparently oysters are aphrodisiacs. Perhaps not this one. 😬
We are looking at a close up of a medieval drawing of a circular oyster painted brown with a beak - the oyster has teeth.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me facing off against Monday:
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Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The great uncalled witness to wrongful witch trials; old Pendle hill looms large in the landscape. #Lancashire
View of a landscape showing hedges and fields in the foreground with a vast looming flat-topped hill in the distance standing darkly against a cloudy sky.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👀👀👀
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😽😽😽…
A hand-drawn black cat with one eye wide open and the other narrowed raises a paw against a dark background with a dramatic orange glow. White text reads: “I’m wise enough to know better and cat enough to cause trouble anyway.”
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Wonder Park @wonderpark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Switching to tillamook cheese for our nacho river rapid ride.
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The Great Detective @greatdetective.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Joan Hickson as Miss Marple
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
ALT: Milhouse Van Houten Playing Frisbee Alone
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have been informed by both Chessie and Rollie that it is the HEIGHT of rudeness to get up in the morning and ask a cat what the hell is all over the floor.
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The Cheek, The Nerve, The Audacity, The Gall
ALT: The Cheek, The Nerve, The Audacity, The Gall
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's National Pepperoni Pizza Day, so I'm just reminding you all of cup n char supremacy
A thick-cheese, pie -cut pizza with cup n char pepperoni A rectangle pizza with cup n char pepperoni A square pizza cut into triangles with cup n char pepperoni A close up of Buffalo-style pizza with cup n char pepps
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Miss seeing posts from this account 😢
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Both cats lounged peacefully on the bed for awhile last night: progress! But Chessie is making sure this morning that everyone knows Mr Fishie is HERS. In case they were wondering.
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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