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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛

@crischalcedony.bsky.social
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Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, Muppets. Chessie is the cat! 🚫AI, 🚫aid requests, 🚫politics. archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalc…

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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 2h
Swete skworl dreemies, furriend!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 2h
Chessie: Wat youz laffing at?
Black and white tuxedo cat with one green eye and a goofy little blep.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Gotcha Day, furriend!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 3h
Gonzorb, it's a great day because we got a wee purple cheesecake!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 5h
Philpot: This mayor's a dick. Me: You're just biased against New England mayors because you watched Jaws too young.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 6h
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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ThorKatz @thorkatz.bsky.social · 7h
Charlie Scrinkle captured the rare rainbow snake while Princess Scrinkle demonstrates her modeling prowess
Tux kitten on the carpet with the rainbow fleece snake it conquered Lovely tabby kitten lays down in a basket lined with a re, green and white plaid. The holidays are coming!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 6h
Oh no
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Richard Simmons Shocked Reaction
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 6h
Dis unakseptobol! Crimbes! Crimbes against dis Eli!
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Fred Armisen: Right To Jail
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 6h
Dis Vera doin investergatif detectife werk on wators! Vary advansed teckneek! 🔎👩‍🔬
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 6h
Hamsum boy #WhiskersWednesday! 😻
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 7h
On the edge of a fog bank
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 7h
Tiny purple yam cheesecake 😋
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10h
Careful or I'll insist on a Su*cide Squad double feature!
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The Suicide Squad: King Shark & Team Running
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10h
Unakseptabol!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10h
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Happy Haunting: Picking Halloween Masks
ALT: Happy Haunting: Picking Halloween Masks
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah! When I get home I can share a pancake with Chessie! 🥞
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 12h
Doze be somb reegal whiskies, furrend! 😻😻😻
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Habitica @habitica.com · 12h
We’ve added a new background to the Customization Shop! Now your avatar can dare to venture Outside a Witch’s Hut. Plus, the selection of past Backgrounds has rotated. And be sure to peep the new gold-purchasable equipment in the Enchanted Armoire, including the Secrets Set. Enjoy :)
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 12h
I made @ripperelse.bsky.social watch Birds Of Prey (2020) last night. It's a seminal work of cinéma vérité about one everywoman's relationship with an egg sandwich.
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Harley Quinn's Breakfast Sandwich in Birds of Prey
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Coffin Boffin @coffinboffin.bsky.social · 13h
IS THIS THE FIRST VAMPIRE FILM The Devil's Manor, or The Haunted Castle, a 3-minute silent film released in 1896 in France (Le Manoir du Diable) by the Lumière brothers, inventors of the motion picture projector & Georges Méliès. It shows the vampire as bat!
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 13h
Today’s #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is…
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13h
All your chimkin is belong to Oggie! 🍗
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13h
Doing unpleasant, stressful stuff this morning. Telling myself once this is out of the way I can focus on more positive tasks. 😰
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13h
Ooh, pretty green! Loling at the ghostie cows! 😻
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 16h
Happy borthdai to Katydiddle-biddle! 🎉🎉🎁🎁🎂🎂
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 16h
lol, yes, your cities are designed much better, esp. for carless life!!! I annoyed ppl on social media and jammed to my Halloween playlist during the travel.
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The Great Detective @greatdetective.bsky.social · 22h
Alright, Wednesday, let's see what you're made of!
Joan Hickson as Miss Marple
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No comment
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History and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last one for today. There is something almost primeval about this photograph of Stainburn Forest, on Lindley Moor, between Otley and Harrogate. It has a raw, unfiltered beauty of its own. Image: The Grim North, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dentist, Costco, pharmacy, 2 grocery stores, bank, compost, and home in time to grab milk delivery. My errand days usually aren't this successful, woo!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's #SpookySeason movie: Cooties (2014)
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My basic bitch haul today. Yes, I am this basic.
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Miss Keisha @miss-keisha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CEO of World’s Cutest Girl Inc.
Miss Keisha is a dark tabby cat with one eye and she’s sat on a floral rug looking at the camera prettily
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😸😸😸😇😇😇
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
࿔*:⸙༄˖°.
A drawing of a ghost with a cup of tea in front of a rainy window. The caption reads, "you will find your way"
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi Phoebe! Rollie says he's a scaredy-cat too but that's okay because furriends can be scared together!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, new toyses for Looney!
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Cute Cat Yawning and Stretching
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Maine Meowskateers @mainemeowskateers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fawkes is nice & comfy on thus blustery fall afternoon. Winter floof is coming in too #CatsOfBlueSky
A browning haired tabby cat with pink nose is sleeping on his back. He has one front leg stretched out and you can see his polydactyl paw
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imb fink da primsess needs new toyses, hers bin frown theway or FROZED.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hehe, dental xrays with a nose stud.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some sorta Muppet carnage happening? 🙀
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maisy has been banned from the chained Lower Library in Weychester Cathedral. She asked the librarian if the ghosts enjoyed ratting the chains and he said no. She called him a liar. A bit of a scene erupted. I backed the librarian which means I'm now on the shitlist. – #MattAdams
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Errands take so much longer with a carless lifestyle but on the plus side, the gas prices only impact me indirectly. Today I'm off to the dentist, pharmacy, and groceries which will take all day but cost me $2 in bus fare.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you find a good answer that works for you? Bandcamp is a platform where you can buy digital tracks direct from the artist and actually get them to download & keep. Discogs is another option (thrifting for physical media). Good luck!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wooo! Go Hope!!!
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Patrick Star Sol Cheer Solana Cheer
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Coffin Boffin @coffinboffin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1732 THE YEAR OF THE VAMPIRE 12 books and four dissertations were written on the vampire in this year. Flückinger's Visum er Repertum (Seen or Discovered) documented a vampire outbreak in Serbia; a full scale vampire panic erupted & the term 'vampire' entered the English language #WyrdWednesday
tombs in a cryptwooden stakes for slaying vampires
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okey, I'm touchy one(3) of them.
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