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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛

@crischalcedony.bsky.social
1.2K followers 582 following 8.5K posts

Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, Muppets. Chessie is the cat! 🚫AI, 🚫aid requests, 🚫politics. archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalc…

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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10h
Chica, we hope you take to it well! I won't wear mine indoors but I don't mind it outside. It also keeps me safe when I fly! ✈️
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Newest find from grocery outlet! I wonder what cherry blossom tastes like? 🌸
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Chessie: More kitten shenanigans--I did NOT agree to babysit, so why was I stuck with the baby? #ThrowbackThursday
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Imb call you, Oggie, can youz hear da nana ring?
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Chessie: Wate wate, whye is mine beddy in peeses? 🙀
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cleaned thoroughly and put back together. It works somewhat better than it did before I took it completely to pieces, but the motor is definitely dying.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#BookSky #quote #ChristopherMoore
Image made by a human being without the use of AI. Stock image of a piece of lined paper ripped out of a ringed notebook, with a piece of aqua-colored tape at the top. In a handwritten printing-style font is a quote from the novel Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore, published in 2002. The quote reads, "In my time we had very few words, perhaps a hundred that we used all the time, and thirty of them were synonyms for guilt."
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#WaybackWednesday Chessie: Meet a kitten, they said. It'll be fun, they said. 🙄🙄🙄
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sorry, I bat for the other team.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Chessie: Um, dis mine bopcorms, dunno were yourz went.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hmm, but do they have sunsets like this in CO?
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Noo, Don't do it Gonzorb!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did you know they have super-stuffed Pop Tarts now?
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ravioli! 🦇🎃
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ever see a Dyson in a bucket before?
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#BookSky #quote #Chesterton
Image made by a human being. Stock image of a retro mint green typewriter with a page of text. Text is a quote from author GK Chesterton, creator of the Father Brown character. It reads: "'I suppose,' said Father Brown, 'there are always a certain number of Admirals washed up on the shore. But I never understood why they get stranded so far inland.' GK Chesterton, 1936"
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ohai Emmie, we'z so HAPPEY to see youz!!! It naut da same wifout you! Hi new frend witchypoo!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uhhh...hey boss, in that case, whatchu want me to do wif all these?
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An member dat SOM chandge is gud! Like noo vackyum gleany MONSTOR is not so skeery as olde vackyum MONSTOR!
Shorthaired black and white tuxedo cat sits at the controls of a modern home production studio. The microphone has been replaced with a catnip-filled banana toy. His mouth is open as he spits wisdom. The nanaline is open!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oggie fren, Imb so sorrey to ear youz still an liddol skeered butt itiz vary unnurstanabol. Hoom "renovashun" is vv tuff for cattes! Hafve youz tri taking won(1) noo fing at a timb? Mebbe forst sniff noo flore, den bapbap toi acrost it, den mebbe harebol on it! 🧵
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#BookSky #quote #Chesterton #monopolies
Image made by a human being. Stock image of a retro mint green typewriter with a page of text. Text is a quote from author GK Chesterton, creator of the Father Brown character. It reads: "What nobody notices is that there is another movement equally modern and equally moving: the great movement towards monopoly or the turning of all trades into trusts. That also is a revolution. That also produces what all revolutions produce. Men will kill for that. It has its ultimatums and its invasions and its executions. These trust magnates have their courts like kings; they have their bodyguards and bravos; they have their spies in the enemy camp. GK Chesterton, 1935"
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🐾Rollie: Frans, Autumntober is an seeson of chandge and transfurrmashon. Do naut be skeered of da chandge! Sumtimbes chandge meens a skarey hissey bossey MONSTOR appears in youz home, but sumtimbes it ALZO meens you get to eets hers fud! Enny chandges youz needs to talk abowt? Da nanaline oben!
Shorthaired black and white tuxedo cat sits at the controls of a modern home production studio. The microphone has been replaced with a catnip-filled banana toy. His mouth is open as he spits wisdom. The nanaline is open!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oughe, da youz all luukings so FANSEY! 😻😻😻 Do youz minde if Imb joinings da youz? I'mb brot Meetz Mowntain sammiches for ebberycatte!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chessie: Wat youz laffing at?
Black and white tuxedo cat with one green eye and a goofy little blep.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonzorb, it's a great day because we got a wee purple cheesecake!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Philpot: This mayor's a dick. Me: You're just biased against New England mayors because you watched Jaws too young.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the edge of a fog bank
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tiny purple yam cheesecake 😋
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No comment
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's #SpookySeason movie: Cooties (2014)
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My basic bitch haul today. Yes, I am this basic.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😸😸😸😇😇😇
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi Phoebe! Rollie says he's a scaredy-cat too but that's okay because furriends can be scared together!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hehe, dental xrays with a nose stud.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some sorta Muppet carnage happening? 🙀
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#chronicillness timeline timelining! 👌
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imb reglarly hide undacobar from dis "Mondai" fing.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trip back to Seattle was smooth! She demanded some Sheba and then promptly curled up in her purloined cushion to sleep off the gabapentin.
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, but this place is just stupidly gorgeous. (That's the glacier side of Mt Rainier right outside the plane)
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chessie: Everybody in the airport telling me how good and pretty and perfect I am, like I don't already know?
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's #SpookySeason movie: Lisa Frankenstein
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rollie: Frands? 🐾🐾
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rare video of a sleep paralysis demon on lunch break!
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Cris & Chessie 🐈‍⬛ @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chessie: Imb hafve bin BORGERED. Don' call don' teckst.
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