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The Crimson Goose

@crimsongoose.bsky.social
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Former marketing manager, now I build things. Woodworking, baking, photography, board games. Capitalism is the bad guy.

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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lookin at me like I walked in on it takin a poop
A praying mantis looking at the camera
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Vegeta's 'It's Over 9000!' Scouter Reaction
ALT: Vegeta's 'It's Over 9000!' Scouter Reaction
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/08/2026
This is fascism.
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New Megaman game lookin pretty grim
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mrs. Davis (2023)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mrs. Goose rolled her first nat 20 in her very first TTRPG, using the beautiful d20 given to her by the wonderful @vornietom.bsky.social at Mas Vegas last fall.
Mrs. Goose’s first natural 20
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
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Monty Python Holy Grail
ALT: Monty Python Holy Grail
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Today’s typo of the day provided by my mother:
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/07/2026
It’s funny how the two main objects with the Trojan name in the American mind are one thing that lets men secretly come inside and one thing made to prevent that exact scenario
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@dimension20.dropout.tv Oh shit he really is a vampire!
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mutha fukkin Tatooine-ass-lookin sun
A very orange sun due to wildfire smoke in Michigan
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
new charlie statue looks good
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Someone call Benoit Blanc! We have ourselves (dramatic pause) a Mystery!
A picture of a brown-skinned nun with a headline that has the mother fuckin audacity to say “questions continue to grow about why ICE arrested a Texas nun” the headline is from ABC News
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Awoooooooo
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Caldari pilots across the galaxy rejoice (Yes this is a joke for maybe 5 people on here)
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HEY JUST: A MYSTERY
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you check her drivers license
😦
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"
It's a picture of a liminal space like in the movie The Backrooms except Brak is there.
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Starling, European (derogatory)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mike tyson standing over a downed opponent in a boxing ring and the text is "Everyone has a shopping list until they get to the grocery store and see these dang prices"
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#femshep
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bird Poker 4/25: Full House, sparrows full of northern #Birds #BirdPoker
Screenshot of the MerlinID app showing three sparrows and two other birds with Northern in their name. That’s a Bird Poker!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks. The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks. As war rages on and millions of people struggle to make ends meet, it's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
nbcnews.com
How Wall Street is setting records even with the Iran war still going on
Companies continue to report strong earnings even as concerns about oil and inflation grow.
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Bird Poker 4/21: A rare double-qualifying hand. 5 Birds with colors in their name, but also a Full House- Sparrows full of Red #Birds #BirdPoker
A MerlinID screenshot with 5 birds with colors in their names. Also three sparrows and two Reds for a full house. That’s a double Bird Poker!
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
For those about to smoke, we salute you!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
4/20 Bird Poker: Five birds with different colors in their name (Ruby, Red, Black, Gold, Brown) Remember, you can use a Red Winged Blackbird as either Red or Black but not both. #Birds #BirdPoker
MerlinID screenshot showing a collection of seven birds, 5 of which have different colors in their names. That’s a Bird Poker!!
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Tim Curry in Brutal Legend was 1000 times hotter than Jack Black in Brutal Legend
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
First Bird Poker hand of the year: Sparrows full of Finches #Birds #BirdPoker
Screenshot of the MerlinID app showing 3 sparrows and two finches out of a 7 bird hand
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Tell me you’re a Bluesky user without telling me you’re a Bluesky user
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh my!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A sitting Senator has more power than a grunt in the military and you pass the buck to them. You're a shithead. you know that right? Go do your job. Make a scene. Get your lazy ass back to work
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026
extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
New instructions for bathroom etiquette in Meghan Trainor’s house just dropped
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Couple of Sandhills Cranes just buzzed my house like a couple of fighter jets. Only difference is that these birds weren’t shot down by Iran.
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Spookeasy
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Op-Ednego of Babylon @k-rad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Horrified by reports of violence at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield. We are thinking of those impacted and the entire Jewish community. Everyone deserves to be safe and free to worship without fear. Anti-semitism and all forms of hate must be eradicated.
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Suspect in attack at Michigan synagogue is dead, officials say
Security officers at Temple Israel had "engaged the threat" that apparently started with a vehicle ramming into the building, according to Oakland County Sheriff Mike Bouchard.
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK featuring a t-rex in a red USA hockey uniform on the right he has a stick in his hand. on the left is a ladybuck giving a thumbs down with a frown. they are in a hockey rink
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk
I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I know everyone wants to be current with news and whatever and wants to watch the state of the union, but consider: 1. It will be a waste of time 2. You will learn everything that was said within an hour anyway 3. It would be really funny if it was the least watched SOTU in history
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The Crimson Goose @crimsongoose.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
RIP Eric Dane, the 5th(!!!) Deathpool hit for our league this year, which is pretty crazy since it’s only mid-February.
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