iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

caveman: you see Grong new cave painting? me: let me guess: bison, stick figures caveman: why you no let people enjoy things me: it's derivative

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This particular bit really got me, even when I was recording it

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My newest video on how I made my furby costume is here. Please pause your endless scrolling to listen to my actual real life voice plus some quips about the project

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Social media made this street fest in my neighborhood too popular!!" Waaaahhh my steak is to juicy and my lobster too buttery

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As soon as I put this on my head I started to wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And it only took me three days to figure out making a shape. And then 4 hours to make a single shape. I think Linux users shouldn't design apps frankly.

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Partner who spends all day making long social media threads vs. partner who has spent their entire social media existence casually believing that the way you add new posts to a thread is by repeatedly replying to the first post

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I initially read this as our mayor Johnson and was like how tf does he have say over Milwaukee? Did we annex it?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Side note that this was shortly after the front man got stabbed in the kidney or liver because they were doing a photoshoot where they were playing bumper cars with mobility scooters with switchblades attached to them

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I was scared to go to the concert when they came to town a while back despite loving them since middle school because of the reputation for chaos that sometimes happens but the show was a blast

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hello and welcome to my crib (weird 6 foot tall box next to the entrance of my hotel that surprisingly doesn't smell like piss)

A photo of megan staring blankly inside a complelty black box of granite somewhere in NYC

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Bobo's bus keeps getting rerouted and all of them have taken 30 minute headway but what can you do

A photo of a small polite looking alligator plush in a clown outfit sitting on a bench in a bus shelter

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Bobo had an exhausting day but is ready for the next adventure

A photo of a small polite looking aligator plush next to the Manhattan skyline at night all lit up

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Bobo says it wouldn't be a trip to NYC without eating a bagel

A photo of a small polite looking alligator plush in a clown outfy sat next to a new york style everything bagel sandwich at a window counter

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

NYC is not nearly as accessible as I was expecting and now im at the hotel doing this until I can physically get up again

A photo of megan in a colorful outfit laying half on a hotel bed in a pose similar to the meme of Peter Griffin falling down the stairs

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Bobo's train got rerouted while he was on it and he is very tired from the extra walking he did only to find out the cafe is closed on Mondays

A photo of a polite looking very small alligator plush wearing a clown costume sitting on a wooden bench in a subway station

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

BTW yesterday they electrocuted my legs as a form of testing neurology is NOT real bro

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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

POV: your spouse is a medical mystery who undergoes near-constant testing

A screenshot of text messages. An incoming text says "I am done with the first part which was being electrocuted. Now we move on to the needles". In reply, Soren says "I'm drinking a latte"

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Finished this piece of my past pets and stuffed animals watching over me while I sleep, featuring my current cat, Sepa

A crayon style square drawing of cartoon megan sleeping in bed under a yellow quilt with a black cat at the foot of the bed looking up and seeing four cartoon beings floating towards rhe window. Two of the beings are stuffed animals, one is a cat, and one is a black dog

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/11/2024

trying to pull on a sock while sitting on the toilet and blacking out like a fighter pilot pulling high Gs

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The couple making out in the background of the first photo is killing me

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/02/2024

Isn't it a bad idea to build an all-knowing Panopticon? Great question. Here at Panopticon, Inc., we don't think so.

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm laughing so hard who is this even for but also I kind of want it

A photo of an Amazon listing for a glass cup with text that reads "mama mommy mom bruh" on it

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Gave him my email and everything and thankfully it never actually happened because the shop was around the corner from my house so he would see me and ask about it

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

One time a barista/cafe owner wanted me to sign up for his chess tournament and I signed up because I panicked and wanted to be nice but I dont actually know how to play chess

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I was tempted to put my papier mache halloween costume head on so if my house collapsed they'd find a giant pumpkin person

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It should be illegal to put these doors on a bathroom because why did a woman and I just make eye contact while I'm pissing

A photo of a wooden door in a bathroom stall with slats on it so you can partially see outside (and inside) the toilet

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I may have a neurological disorder but it can't stop me from choosing to do stupid shit

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crayolapenguin (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🎨 @crayolapenguin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@sorenspicknall.bsky.social left me home alone and i couldn't stop thinking about this weird move persephone did in the hadestown movie so I had to try it myself

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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