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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

all these different teams make college football so confusing. just have one college football team and be done with it. settle down

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god I think I found the video.

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

"This comedian" is MC Hammersmith and you can get tickets to his EdFringe show here: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

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Wheelchair Access, Wheelchair Accessible Toilets

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026

well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 24/06/2026

Hey, June 25, when's that? Is that... next week? No, it's tomorrow! "Who Killed the Emperor?" — sequel to "Who Killed the Centurion?" is about a detective who can see through time in a race against the clock. Buy it tomorrow, or preorder now, at tinyurl.com/emperoramazon tinyurl.com/emperorkobo

A promo graphic for "Who Killed the Emperor," which is out tomorrow.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 21/06/2026

you know, I do think we've put together two good-looking books @crawley4wv.bsky.social

The front covers of "Who Killed the Centurion" and "Who Killed the Emperor," by David A. Crawley, with Alex Daily. They're bright yellow and purple books, respectively. The first book's cover illustration is of a detective in white watching a superhero fly away. The second is of the same detective and his sidekick watching a bearded man stumble on a pedestal as two women look at them from behind it.

The back covers of the same books. Both covers feature a blurb and a logline. The yellow back cover of the first book also features portraits of the detective and the superhero, while the purple back cover of the second features polaroids of an assortment of interesting-looking characters — Emperor Victor I, Eddie, Dick, a young woman detective called Sis and her partner Belle, two slime girls called Mirai and Toru, Mr Avenue the butler, and the black-clad superhero Shadow of Brotherly Love.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 19/06/2026

You know how sometimes you have to wait years for a sequel? Have I got good news for you. The sequel to "Who Killed the Centurion?" — WHO KILLED THE EMPEROR — is out JUNE 25TH. @crawley4wv.bsky.social Buy it then, or preorder now, at tinyurl.com/emperoramazon tinyurl.com/emperorkobo

A purple promo graphic for "Who Killed the Emperor," book 2 of the Time Crime Saga. It's out June 25th, and can be preordered now on Amazon or Kobo. Next to this information is the cover illustration — Dick and Eddie look at the X-eyed Emperor, wobbling on his tall pedestal, as two women look at Dick and Eddie from behind the pedestal.

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

One Week til my 2nd book is out! Praise for Who Killed the Emperor?: "A tobacco-stained mix of Sam Spade and a reluctant James Bond, Dick Schwartz keeps the reader close in a clever, incredibly funny, and heartfelt page-turner. This is Knives Out meets The Boys." —Sin Blaché, co-author of Prophet.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 15/06/2026

"Who Killed the Centurion?" is about a detective who can see through time and the one case he can't read like a clock — the murder of the world's greatest hero. Read the book Justin McElroy called "smart, funny and compulsively readable" now. tinyurl.com/centurionkobo tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

A promo image for "Who Killed the Centurion," the ebook of which is on sale for only three bucks on Amazon and Kobo ahead of the release of the sequel. Simply drawn cover art shows a superhero flying away from a smoking detective clad in all white.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 15/06/2026

hey, remember that book I co-wrote and edited with @crawley4wv.bsky.social last year ahead of the sequel, we've put it up on Kobo, where you should be able to get it DRM-free, and discounted the ebook to only 3 bucks both on there and on amazon tinyurl.com/centurionkobo tinyurl.com/centurionama...

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Man I wanna play Silent Hill 4 The Room for some reason.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/02/2026

Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Do you think Epstein had Bill Gates over to the island to try to get unbanned from Xbox

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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 29/01/2026

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

McDonald's. That place is always up to something.

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

One month til catchers and pitchers report

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I just feel like a trolley is far too cute a mode of transportation for the trolley problem.

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

For all the problems NIL has brought at least we get to see SEC sickos get really mad their advantage is gone.

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Why isn't New Vegas on PS5? Is Todd Howard stupid?

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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Look, is the Netflix/WB deal bad for the industry, creativity and culture? Yes, of course. But will it also increase the chances of an ‘I Love LA’ and ‘Emily in Paris’ crossover? Probably, somehow. So, who’s to say if it’s a net positive or not?

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Scrolling on this site is better because there ain't a CP robot lurking about

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Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Hello to all the new people who are showing up today or those who haven't been here in a while. Also goodbye to when you go back in two days when the heat dies down.

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT? BUY WHO KILLED THE CENTURION, SANTA APPROVES tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I still lurk here. Haven't posted in a minute but wanted to remind you GO BIRDS DICKHEAD

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

SUMMER SALE: the Who Killed The Centurion ebook is 50% off for the next 72 hours! Tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Finally I've lost a LOT of gigs this week/next month for obvious reasons (all the promoters are finger racists). If you'd like to help me out or have enjoyed my attempts at humour throughout this, all donations graciously appreciated.

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Go to paypal.me/FrizFrizzle and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 16/06/2025

NEW COMIC a revelation falls from the sky aquila.alexdaily.nl/index.php?id... #comics #webcomics #whokilledthecenturion @crawley4wv.bsky.social

Today's AVI & AQUILA.

"On it," says Eddie Gagnon.
"Oop," Avi steps back a little, but stays near Eddie Gagnon and looks on in awe as he puts up a seafoam-green shield — his superpower. As they settle into the shield, they look up, as a white substance splats down on top of it. Bird shit.
"Oh my god," Avi facepalms as the shield dissipates and, as Eddie Gagnon steps aside, continues, yelling "The -- stupid -- bird!!"
"They're here to save you," Aquila says. "From being pooped on."
"They were here to save me from being pooped on."
"They were here to save you from being pooped on."
They look at each other, lightly confuddled.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 11/06/2025

NEW COMIC the man who can see through time does so and alerts us to a great impending danger aquila.alexdaily.nl/index.php?id... #comics #webcomics #whokilledthecenturion @crawley4wv.bsky.social

Today's Avi & Aquila. Transcript follows.

Dick Schwartz, his eyes glowing yellow, stands in a void amidst glossy, transparent reels of film strips. Some of the panels on the film strips glow yellow, but none are the right timeline — the golden thread he's looking for.
Aquila, amused, asks "...And nobody can tell when he does this?"
Dick Schwartz finds the golden thread, the timeline he's looking for, and stares at it, aghast.
"We're not usually this visual," muses Eddie Gagnon.
Dick Schwartz returns to cognisance, opening his eyes, before dramatically jumping up and demanding -- "Eddie! Put a shield up over you and Avi, NOW!!"

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 09/06/2025

NEW COMIC already halfway through the crossover event of the century, it's time to show off what these guys can do aquila.alexdaily.nl/index.php?id... #comics #webcomics #whokilledthecenturion @crawley4wv.bsky.social

Today's Avi & Aquila.

"Oh, hey," Eddie Gagnon says to Dick Schwartz, "you're right. ...I still read about them. It's weird," he continues, turning to Avi and Aquila, "to see you from before--"
"Oop." Avi interrupts him, making a cross with the brooms, as Aquila does with her arms, "no spoilers, please."

Aquila walks downstairs and greets Dick Schwartz and Eddie Gagnon with open arms. "Hi!"
"It's a pleasure."
"Likewise."
They exchange a pleasant fistbump.
"But what are you doing here?" Aquila asks.
"Fictional detectives," Avi adds, joining them downstairs, "don't usually appear out of thin air for no reason."
"Hold on, I'll look." Dick Schwartz closes his eyes, then dramatically opens them again — instead of their usual blue, they glow a dramatic yellow — to see through time.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 03/06/2025

You don't need to have read where our guests for the next few pages come from to enjoy the crossover, but I honestly think if you enjoy what I do, you'd enjoy the book. tinyurl.com/centurionama...

A promo image, based on the cover of the book, telling you "Who Killed the Centurion" is out now, and can be purchased at tinyurl.com/centurionamazon.

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 05/06/2025

NEW COMIC sometimes fictional detectives just show up as if out of thin air, you know how it is aquila.alexdaily.nl/index.php?id... #comics #webcomics #whokilledthecenturion @crawley4wv.bsky.social

Today's Avi & Aquila.

The man in white and his friend continue talking.
"And don't you judge me."
"...You fell asleep while smoking in the bath?? Really?"
"Can I help you folks?" Avi sticks her head into the hall. "You look... lost."
"And you look familiar," says the man in the white.
"Dick? Eddie?" asks Aquila, also sticking her head into the hall.
"You know these two, Aquila?"
"Aquila?"
"I... think I might."
"Wait, that must mean..."
"You're Avi, and Aquila the Last Eagle," says the man in white. "I used to read about you when I was just a kid.
"Hi," says his friend.
"Avi," announces Aquila, "meet Special Agent Dick Schwartz, and his friend, Agent Eddie Gagnon. They're from the book I was just reading."

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Alex! 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @alexdaily.nl · 03/06/2025

NEW COMIC that's right, it's the crossover event of the century aquila.alexdaily.nl/index.php?id... #comics #webcomics #whokilledthecenturion @crawley4wv.bsky.social

The Dream Team. Co-written with David A. Crawley.

It's a bright, sunny day on Nox Islia. Overlooking the door and the Castle, we hear, coming from the latter, a bird cooing.

"Bird in the Hall again. I think it just lives here now," Avi says. "I'll go get the broom."
Inside, Aquila is reading a book. "I'll come help you bully the bird once I finish this section."
"Oh? What are you reading?"
"Who Killed the Centurion, detective Dick Schwartz, who can see through time, runs into the one case he can't solve that way, the murder of the world's greatest superhero."
Avi picks up two brooms from a supply closet. "I'm glad we don't have to deal with that one."
Meanwhile, downstairs, a man with curly brown hair and a man wearing a white hat converse.
"Where are we, Dick?"
"Coo," says the bird.
"Oh, watch out for that bird."
"Bird? Peckham?"
"Coo," says the bird.
"No, I don't think this one knows me. Anyway, Eddie, I must've fallen asleep in the bath while using my power again."
Aquila looks up from her book. "Dick? Eddie? Power?"

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Doctor Who? More like Doctor, Who Killed The Centurion available now: tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Playing this JRPG called Metaphor Re:Fantasio. Got all the basic fantasy races and that. One of the races is dog people, and they are stereotyped for being stupid and criminals. They've given them scouse accents. What did they mean by this

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Tomorrow is Mother's Day in America. I've surveyed my Mothers and 100% say they love Who Killed The Centurion. If you want your mum to love you too, then buy a copy for her here: tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Can't believe The Rizzler met Paulie Walnuts

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Happy Canadian Election Day: DYK that Dick Schwartz, the main character in Who Killed The Centurion, is a veteran of the Canadian rebellion of 2055? To find out more look here: tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I've got shooters out here yall don't even know about.

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David Crawley @crawley4wv.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

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