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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
living in Britain is so funny because there’s three easy things you can do that will set a decent part of the population to driving you out of public life and openly fantasising about murdering you and they are - be an ethnic minority - be transgender - ride a bicycle
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Finished the 'Rise of the Zilart' expansion in Final Fantasy XI. I'm playing through expacs in the 'Rhapsodies of Vana'diel' order, so think it suffered for me since I'm playing it like 2 years after 'Promathia'. The final zones were top tier though! They really don't make them like that anymore!
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The one-two punch of the MAFS UK reporting and Mussolini’s granddaughter winning Italian Celebrity Big Brother has got me in a very ‘scour reality TV from the face of the Earth‘ mood
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Lupita Nyong'o once said in an interview that she had played a lot of Final Fantasy VIII, and Elon Musk can't handle seeing someone with actual Gamer Cred™ succeed
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Spent ages, and was up way too late, ripping CDs to FLACs last night, and now kidding myself I can hear a difference on my crappy headphones.
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 13/05/2026
i must not die. death is the me killer. death is the big death that brings actual obliteration. i avoid my death. i don't want it to come anywhere near me. when it has gone past, i will say "phew". for where death has gone, there will be nothing, only a skeleton will remain.
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Dr Alex Bond @thelabandfield.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ah, Britain. Global leader in sliding backwards.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Watched the ‘Sex and the City’ film for the first time this evening (premise v messy! break-ups too severe to solve neatly! Jennifer Hudson use weird!), and couldn’t help but notice Carrie and Miranda getting their lunch from Pret /Apparently/, this was by SJP’s request and she just *loved* Pret…
A photo of a television screen displaying a scene from a movie. Two women are sat in a park. The shot is medium, and behind the two women dark green leaves and yellow flowers can be seen. Blue rails run behind the women. 

The first woman is white with long brunette hair. She is wearing a black coat and is holding a white paper bag with a red star printed on it. Within the red star is the word “Pret”. To her right sits a white woman with short ginger hair. She is in profile and is only partially in the frame. She is wearing a mustard yellow scarf and a blue coat.Screenshot of a web page. At the top is a logo featuring a number of orange circles arranged in two concentric circles, and the word “Reuters.”

Below, text reads: “Some unlikely companies found themselves unexpectedly caught up in “Sex and the City”.

In one scene, Carrie and Miranda eat lunch in a park with paper bags from British sandwich chain Pret A Manger placed on their laps in what appears to be an obvious case of product placement. But that was not the case.

Sacha Turner, the company’s New York business development manager, said Parker regularly buys lunch from Pret and had requested the sandwiches for the scene simply because she likes them.

“We donated it,” Turner said. “It’s fantastic advertising for us, but we were really (pleased) that she had requested us.”

Reuters/Nielsen”
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if you want to be properly trad you should always be voting Green - being gay, trans, high on drugs and a bit Muslim has been the highest aspiration of the English since at the *latest* TE Lawrence. Reform like crypto and post-2008 grievance racism, which makes them dangerously futurist
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I am very grateful that I am boring, so am immune to ‘you could have a pint with them’ politics. I don’t really want to have a pint with anyone and especially not a racist.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I mean, in the 00s Horowitz was basically already just churning out Bond/Lovecraft pastiche to young audiences with all the biases and prejudices of the source material intact, so… no change there then?
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ve started watching ‘Hacks’ after seeing clips on social media – did not realise it was campy and funny – I think I had been getting it mixed up with ‘Halt and Catch Fire’ this entire time
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This is appeal to the ugliest side of the English character. Nimbyism multiplied by nativism.
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Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Alan Moore in the Observer Q&A today
If the old world refuses to die, the new world cannot be born.

What do you mean by 'the old world?

The ferocity of the rightwing push that we've seen over the last 10 years. I can't really attribute that to anything other than a desperate sense that they and their politics have no part in the future.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Don't know how this happened, but I think I ended up with your copy of Final Fantasy XI by mistake...?
Screenshot of a blue dialogue box from Final Fantasy XI. White text reads:
"Can you cope?
Coping is my middle name!
<Whimper, whine>..."
A bronze arrow is poiting at the first option.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Was talking about politicians "Sephiroth posting" and my boyfriend's response was "who's Sephiroth?" 🫠
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I *DO* know that May Day is International Worker’s Day in much of the world, but we don’t do rights/solidarity in the UK so I default to 1st May as (vaguely pagan?) beginning of Summer So always double take at posts like: “Happy May Day! All your rights were fought for“ or “They can’t kill us all”
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I do think the YouTube should just get rid of thumbnails entirely. Obviously will never happen, but they‘re just so egregiously *BAD*
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Honestly, at this point, they should stop pretending that the Assassin’s Creed games have a modern day plot. The main protagonist and antagonist of the modern day (as set up in ‘Shadows’) don’t even have AC Wiki articles. It’s been over a year! Nobody cares. Trust me, I‘m nobody here.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’ve not played FFXIV since 7.2 (so over a year at this point). Will definitely catch up MSQ at least for 8.0, but the announced changes haven’t enticed me back right yet The changes all make sense, but was hoping that it’d *feel* markedly changed. I guess we’ll see RE the field and battle changes
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I started ’Nippon Sangoku’ over the weekend, which has: i). a v. distinctive style; ii). the same premise as Kamen Rider Build; iii). a really egregious example of a trope that made me yearn for woke 1 again; iv). the vibe where it feels like it could topple over into out-and-out fascism at any time
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Spectacularly late to the party with this, but just found out that the Rainforest Cafe in London closed down like three years ago. Apparently, by the end, it had a hygeine rating of 1/5 and had the 'Rainforest Cafe' branding stripped from them - so rebranded to 'Jungle Cave'.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Story in today’s London Centric about Nike putting up a bunch of ads at a parkrun. Seems like they fully didn’t understand the audience. Not least because they put up a poster in front of a bunch of Londoners calling running “peak”. www.londoncentric.media/p/parkun-lon...
A screenshot of an email newsletter. In the middle of the email is an embedded image showing a red mobile billboard, surrounded by fencing, on a patch of grass next to a bend in a path. 

The text on the billboard is in bold all caps, reading “RUNNING IN LONDON IS PEAK”. Below this is the Nike tick logo with the word “RUN”
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A Quaint Duck @serisothikos.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy 17776 Immortality Day! www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
sbnation.com
What football will look like in the future
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Spent basically all afternoon stripping my Kindle ebooks of DRM and tidying up the metadata, so I could put them on KOReader. Took ages, but I _think_ I’m now completely free from the Amazon infrastructure! (Still haven’t quite managed to get Calibre to wirelessly connect to my Kindle though…)
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Boyfriend gave me a crash course on Charmed yesterday Galling to see Surf Dracula in full effect They just have a book that tells them the premise. By the end of the pilot they basically look into the camera and say “we’re ready for our weekly adventures. There’ll be a Warlock to fight every week”
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
“New cost of living crisis”? Shit, did the previous end and I completely missed it?
Screencap of a Guardian headline: “News”, “Politics”, “Starmer plredges to tackle new cost of living crisis at May elections campaign launch”, “4h ago”
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’ve played an embarrassing amount of Dissidia Duellum over the past week Really enjoyed being able to play support-y as Rinoa and Krile, but was getting super outlevelled as soon as I hit the gold ranks It’s a gacha; I’ve reached the point where I can’t keep up with the curve, so ready to drop it
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Dinner last night was my first go at varenyky – Ukrainian dumplings, here filled with potato and onion, served with sour cream – very tasty! I’m bad at rolling dough and shaping dumplings! (Please ignore my chipped plate! I dropped a lemon squeezer on all my plates a week after buying them!)
A pile of pale, half-moon-shaped dumplings with crimped edges. They are covered in butter and dried onions. They are sitting on a white plate, on a navy placemat on a dark brown table.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The sad thing is that the thieves will probably melt these down and sell the raw materials, meaning that the KitKats will be untraceable and unrecoverable. A true loss to history.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The World Figure Skating Championships’ mascot looks so stupid appearing in the background of very dramatic programs
A mid distance shot of blond figure skater in a red top and black trousers looks pained as he skates forward. To his left, you can see a plush of a brown hedgehog with blue and purple spiky hair poking up behind the barrier. He has a silly grin on his face.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Been listening to some BF Torchwood audios The strongest points are the characters. Especially the three different villainous/antagonistic gay men, who are all compelling and distinctive But they’ve also taken three runups at establishing the same overarching threat; each time it’s less convincing
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DJNebulous @djnebulous.northsky.social · 24/01/2026
So in late 90's early 00's straight to video series, Ultraman Neos, the defense team is technically named HEART but the logo just says HRT. So you have things labeled like the "HRT Scanner" Pretty forward thinking for the time, lol 😁
The six members of Team Heart pictured behind their HRT logo.
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Good Old Claire @illusclaire.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Years ago I wrote a spell to stop myself caring about something and it worked. Maybe you know someone who could use it now
Spell for fandom severance. Take a pair of dipped candles joined by the wick. Find a river—stand in it. Let the water run into the front of your ankles and think about why you loved it until you’re through. Turn so the water runs into the back of your ankles. Light your candles where they’re joined by the wick. Think of why you’re letting go. When the connection between the candles is burnt through, take a deep breath, blow them out, and let the river take your investment away.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Thought I would give that new Dissidia game a go before it gets shut down, and already I am being CENSORED!
Screenshot of a box labelled “Messages”. In a text field, I have entered “Hello!”. Below there is  and “Add Tag” field, with the tag “#JustChatting” highlighted in light blue. Below there is a blue “Cancel” and orange “Post” button.Screenshot of a warning message that reads: “contains inappropriate word(s) ****o!”
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
After getting into the figure skating during the Olympics, we decided to watch ‘Yuri on Ice’ All I’ll say is, come back ‘Heated Rivalry’. Maybe I judged you too harshly
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
In a series full of great little guys, I think FFXII might have some of the best. Have just met Raz – a TINY pirate lizard with a parrot on his head. Apparently, he returns in Revenant Wings! Not good enough! He should be a playable character in Dissidia!
A cropped screenshot of FFXII. A zoomed-in section of a street with teal paving slabs in one side and wooden panels in the foreground. In the background, a man in brown clothes speaks to a large brown lizard.

In the center of the frame is a tiny figure. They are wearing a custard yellow coat with a pale blue shoulder-length mantle on top. Below there is olive green trousers, dark brown boot. Above they are wearing a yellow and blue mask, creating an image almost like a duck bill. A green parrot stands in their head.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I feel bad for you.
I don't think
at all.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My Dune hot take is that ‘God Emperor’ was by far the book that I found the most boring. So, I’m all in favour of the God Worm not being adapted… and skipping straight to ‘Heretics’ and ‘Chapterhouse’ for a proper challenge.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s the 20th anniversary of FFXII’s Japanese release today. It’s one of the few FFs that I don’t *love*, because I don’t know it all too well. But it’s precisely because it’s seems so big and complex that I find it so compelling.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What we’ve learned from this year’s Oscar’s is that it’s NOT OKAY to hate ballet and opera, but it IS OKAY to hate cats
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Grateful for the girl with the ‘Griever from FFVIII’ tattoo who I lived with in halls first year of uni for teaching me that shared interests =/= anything in common. We had probably two conversations total and the vibes were off. Think she was nice enough, but definitely had her own thing going on.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’ve cracked it. A new banknote design that everyone will be happy with
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Kemi Badenoch's spokesman denies she is ashamed of British animals, after the Conservative party call the Bank of England's decision to put British wildlife on our banknotes "deeply depressing"
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Look, I recently played a bunch of DQ in both English and Japanese, and, to be honest, the English localisations could probably do with toning down the flavour a bit Imo
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m glad that reviews are highlighting The Bride!’s ambition and eccentricity, and I hope it does become a cult classic in years to come. I thought it was a disaster tbh. Buckley is a brilliant actor; terrible, borderline offensive, in this. Bale baffling. Style and depth of a slogan on a tote bag
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Very interesting to see Expedition 33 analyzed in the context of French history & politics. Turn on those subtitles and listen to voices from all across the world - they'll expand your horizons and help you grow.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I find it really interesting that, given the rumours that this would scrap AC4’s ‘modern day’ bits, this could presented as another in-universe simulation of the same events - but this time using the story and framework of the Animus Ego from Shadows.
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ashleycstj.bsky.social @ashleycstj.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
One of the (let’s be honest: few) things that make me optimistic about the future is how much of the UK’s power already comes from renewable sources. Apparently, it’s currently around 46% with 16% coming for nuclear+biomass. Genuinely had no idea until relatively recently.
Breakdown of Uk National Grid’s energy sources:

20.9% fossil fuels
Gas 8.18GW 20.9%

45.9% renewables
Solar 9.30GW 23.5%
Wind 8.36GW 21.4%
Hydroelectric 0.39GW 1.0%

15.5% other sources
Nuclear 3.34GW 8.5%
Biomass 2.70GW 6.9%

17.7% intercommectors
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