Reposted by Cramp ToeCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI companies made an imaginary friend who you talk to all day and are addicted to and now they can pitch big clients on "hey we got all these people on the hook and can push them to buy your product or vote for your guy and they'll trust the message because it's coming from their friend" 737874
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you do this kind of thing while I happen to be around I am sticking my thumb behind your eye ball and pulling until it comes unplugged from your brainless fucking skull. 010
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026typical Dusty Rhodes promo the week after Flair beat him 000
Reposted by Cramp ToeMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026accursed fiends beckoned him to leap down among them 28216
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lotta dudes aren't friends with their girlfriend. Like even in the case of decent relationships a lot of dudes are all in love but do not know what color of green she likes. 010
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm probably not the only one in this boat or maybe very embarrassingly I am, but I did not know what down feathers were when I was a kid and thought "phoenix down" was sort of like a Black Hawk Down deal. 010
Reposted by Cramp ToeFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 01/10/2026The empty chair for PAC 💔 #AEWDynamite 131271
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing less than an equivalent to the Stuttgart Declaration of Guilt for anyone who has ever generated one of those stupid ass fucking ai selfies 110
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I will always love pro wrestling down to my socks and shoes but sometimes being a wrestling fan is very painful. 011
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What cooler name for a wrestling move could there be than the Black Arrow? 010
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All due respect and a speedy recovery to Steven Borden, but in the words of Dusty Rhodes, "don't do shit you do not know how to do." 020
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you play a wizard in D&D, always take burning hands. It doesn't seem that good but you will always need burning hands at some point. 010
Reposted by Cramp ToeDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As time passes I am increasingly convinced that Johnny Knoxville waking up and asking “is Butterbean okay” is the peak of cinematic achievement 110719
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comShocked Monkey Puppet Meme ReactionALT: Shocked Monkey Puppet Meme Reaction 010
Reposted by Cramp ToeI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026The Republican Party is chock full of open race scientists and Hitler apologists, so naturally our political press is laser focused on reckoning with “wokeness” and trans kids playing sports. 252570561
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Negotiating one's own strange life with a pet's. What a sincerely wonderful thing. 010
Reposted by Cramp ToeJared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pirates were also pioneering proponents of workers comp and paid out shipmates for lost limbs, injuries etc from the common pool of stolen treasure 1456
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lotta kids who haven't seen Homicide and Julius Smokes come out to that Beanie Siegel song and pour Drano down Colt Cabana's throat with big opinions about wrestling. 100
Reposted by Cramp ToePete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Do you ever stop and think that Donald Trump has by now probably cost you personally thousands of dollars, regardless of where you live in the world? Like, your actual own money that you could have spent on stuff. 1134889
Reposted by Cramp ToeJimmy Shaker Day @brgbluesky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He’s trying to bribe us with our own money 428015
Reposted by Cramp Toeandy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...) 8379832140
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026listening to the coolest song in the world beastie boys sabotage 020
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Pac/Dragunov soon.static.klipy.comThe Rock Flexes, Giving GoosebumpsALT: The Rock Flexes, Giving Goosebumps 000
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Every member of the Bang Bang Gang's gimmick is that you thought they sucked but sike they're real cool. 111
Reposted by Cramp ToeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026September is here and what better place to spend Labor Day than in the weightless gravity of space where you couldn’t expend energy even if you wanted to as you drift endlessly into the abyss of a Continental Breakfast at the Space Hotel which is going to be here in only three short months! 33934100
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This was a Don McClean American Pie moment for a lot of people who got into or back into wrestling when AEW launched. 010
Reposted by Cramp Toe👿CUNTY Ass Doomslayer🔥 @laflame21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026EVERYBODY GETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH DICK AND BALLS!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO #wrestlesky #bws #aewallin 083
Reposted by Cramp ToeDan @golazodan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026SPOILER: a motivational Bryan Danielson screams at Nigel to remember who he is, causing him to run headfirst into the post and lose. 212033
Reposted by Cramp Toedwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026[0003012] Too much information on newborn children 16421
Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026By a factor of many, Christian Cage is the most underrated active wrestler I think. With Copeland's retirement looming, if his is soon to follow, I hope Tony can get the Waterproof Blonde version of Just Close Your Eyes at any cost. 010
Reposted by Cramp ToeIn hiding @xiomax.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A CAT ENTERED THE RING DURING BLUE PANTHER VS HECHICERO IN GUADALAJARA #CMLL 🤼 27836373