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Cramp Toe

@cramptoe.bsky.social
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Leftist, weird nerd, line cook, in love, tired.

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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
typical Dusty Rhodes promo the week after Flair beat him
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Allow me to help you understand Jon Moxley.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah that's a wrestler for the ladies.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We, are the Crystal Gems
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Many such cases, however. If you've ever seen a Pete Lightning match, you know.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This was a Don McClean American Pie moment for a lot of people who got into or back into wrestling when AEW launched.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dope ass entrance gear too.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Booooooooooooooooo
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think ladder matches are kind of stupid.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jon Moxley
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As @luchablog.bsky.social pointed out, they have to stop doing this. They can either do the extra work and be the NWA or they can be a self-contained WWE-ass promotion but they can't be both. If the fans pay closer attention than the bookers, you're not trying very hard.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just because I haven't posted about my favorite thing in awhile — this digital dash was a stock option for the mid-to-late 80's Nissan Z. Many of them have this. It's incredible at night. One of the coolest things ever.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
What the fuck were they doing with this shark enemy in Glover? Is that hair? Is it a golden-armored fin? Why does it have a bronze diamond on its body? What is that meant to suggest? I hate Glover.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Of course.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They hate to see a real Illinois Bois comin'
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The screw attack is so much fun to me that I almost literally believe they should've done this at the expense of all game balance.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The most inopportune time
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We have a way shorter name for this.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My dear friend has one of these and I cannot possibly overstate how much it whips ass to behold at night.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Whenever I'm asked what my religious beliefs are it's only ever gone this far.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
gpoy
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Wanna get the Trampier were-rats as my first tattoo
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
There was a whale shark behind the dumpster at the restaurant the other night.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'm hanging out with Sardine again.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I look like this
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
2026 gonna be a wild one. Buy nonperishable food.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I won the someone barfed all over the toilet and floor lottery again!
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I need to drive my girlfriend to the movie theater in a 1993 Plymouth Laser so bad
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"The Black Ur-Quan, their Effectuators, the builders, the fighters, the doers."
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
tfw the very mentally ill banned customer gets a burner phone
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I got some real specific Notes
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Wrestling fans are undefeated at noticing very basic subtext very late.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Insane run from George Miller here.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mamdani won.
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
have you ever tried, this one?
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
yeop
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Cramp Toe @cramptoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Wraiths are sick as hell too but you have to be more careful or they'll beat everyone's ass.
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