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Craigular Joe

@craigular-joe.bsky.social
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You deserve the services of a great wizard, but I’m afraid you’ll have to be glad of the aid of a second rate pickpocket Fallout enjoyer. Monte Cristo consumer. Burgeoning DM. Sitcom watcher. they/them | Coco | An abandoned bunker in the Rockies📍|🔞/20s+

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday at last…
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Avs seem to only lose when I actively tune in to watch the games so I’ll stop doing that I guess sorry about that guys
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/WAS_Yx38nrA?... They should’ve made an entire ass album together
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Karmin, Watsky - No Flex Zone (Remix)
YouTube video by KarminVEVO
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 11 year anniversary to my favorite work time wasting doodle I’ve ever done (I should replay life is strange)
A stylized sharpie line drawing of Kate from the game Life is Strange. She has a halo and is surrounded by a couple sunflowers
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crazy to me that Phantom of the Paradise isn’t in the criterion collection
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bestie pointed to my Lego Batman keychain and went “nice Will Arnett merch” and that’s why we’ve been friends for 25 years
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck ass birth control arm implant REMOVED
Dark Souls “nightmare slain” screen
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wish I had that several pinball machines in my basement kinda money
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday at last…
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𝑅𝐸𝑉𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑂𝑁 🔜 Confuror @revelionart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
adoration (1983)
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just want the sound to work on my PC again I miss my video games 🫩
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Barista at my favorite coffee spot said she still thinks of and laughs at a joke I made to her like a year ago I can die happy
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halmarussy indulgence, Cruel Legend btw (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
an array of Duke Nukem, Wesker, Nero from FFXIV, and Kazuhira Miller, all sharing the same "wow.  these people are so weird.  thank god im the only normal person here" thought bubble
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Would you believe healing a tattoo on a part of your body that moves a lot is kind of uncomfortable? Wild stuff.
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Scrib Doonathy Chalamet @judethelion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I made this six years ago and now it’s more relevant than ever
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Something so fun and intimate about shopping for perfumes and colognes with your partner
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Scrib Doonathy Chalamet @judethelion.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Erm that’s my emotional support torment nexus
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A post from x (sigh) that says “I am a freak and a pervert but at least there is kindness within my heart”
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Friday at last…
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Circumstances have prevented me from going to the gym for almost a month straight and I am going to EXPLODE
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They don’t warn you that the big terrifying thing about turning 30 is that all Billy Joel songs become relatable. “Who needs a house out in Hackensack Is that all you get for your money?” YEAH. What the fuck am I doing here?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Apparently, it's international Drag day, so have another comic on the Haus
Two morticians preside over another one applying makeup to a corpse. One of the overseeing morticians says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! How's that makeup coming?" The kid reveals the corpse and it has exaggerated glam makeup on in the style of Trixie Mattel. He says "voilà! It's Trixie Mattel." The overseeing mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The kid says "right, right. Gotcha, chief." The kid redoes the makeup in the style of Katya and says "voilà! It's Katya!" The overseeing morticians look vexed.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/07/2026
hey man have you been getting Depraved when i'm not around. i feel like they've been turning up your chewing noises in the sound mix when we eat together lately. it's not a big deal if you're losing touch with your humanity or whatever i'm just curious
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hmmm finally start the Fallout leg sleeve, goofy tramp stamp, cover up old stick and poke, or venture bros stomach tat I simply don’t know what to do
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Friday at last…
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
[thinks about the first scene you see adult Hellboy where he’s smoking a cigarette shirtless while doing bicep curls] ha ha nice
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A man reads Moby Dick and says "wow, this book is great. I deeply relate to it as a gay man who also has an animal for an enemy." A pigeon knocks on the window. It pauses for a second before saying "I'll kill us both."
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Finally watched Project Hail Mary
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ LBX 737 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
c o s m o s
Rainbow colored illustration of Michiru from Katamari Damacy. She is standing in front of the Earth and exclaiming "Oh! I feel it! I feel the cosmos!" while cousins fall down from above.
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Summer (lifting heavy, wearing cool sunglasses, smoking my stogies wherever I want)
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dinner menu for this week shaking out in a way where I think I just acquired almost every single form a tomato can come in. We’re tomato’d up over here.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Can always rely on my mom to be impressed by my leg press weight she’s my biggest fan
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I never really post on here anymore because I mostly feel compelled to use it to complain or the like and I can use a journal for that. I don’t know what my point is with this statement I guess maybe that I feel like I no longer can use social media to be social because it works differently
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Scrib Doonathy Chalamet @judethelion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
nobody has clear footage of Bigfoot because in real life he always looks blurry and fucked up like that
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Taking an everything shower so I can sit and play New Vegas for 6 hours straight
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
CBS replaces the late show with the Mickey Rooney parts of Breakfast at Tiffany’s on loop
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Craigular Joe @craigular-joe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How I feel whenever I wear my black turtleneck (positive)
Carmen Ghia and Roger De Bris from The Producers (2005 movie version)
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
pipebombgf posting on tumblr "gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck." pipebombgf reblogs to later say "they billed me for three?? three balls???" she reblogs again showing refund bill with fire text saying: "testicle refund"
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