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Craig Joseph

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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 56m
The most obvious fallacy in political analysis is concluding that every winning campaign did everything right and every losing campaign did everything wrong. So obviously wrong that no one defends it outright. But so many people fall into the trap anyway. All the time.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 2h
Watching Ukraine evolve tactics to implement our doctrine - multidomain operations - against one of the two adversaries for which this doctrine was developed, while we repeatedly stomp on our own dick in the Middle East... Seems bad, you know? Counterproductive, even.
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 11h
So this dumbass used ChatGPT to find a George Washington quote justifying public executions without realizing he was writing about war profiteers
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 12h
No, it's not. A human being's death, even when necessary or deserved, is always a solemn and terrible thing. (We would do well to teach our warriors this, because they will find it out one way or the other.)
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 18h
If seed oils accidentally get into your food you can put it in the microwave with a ball of aluminum foil. The foil interacts with the seed oils in such a way that it removes the toxins or whatever stupid bullshit you think is in there, or whatever. Put aluminum foil in the microwave with your food.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WB Yeats: Tread softly because you tread on my dreams Also WB Yeats, apparently: Eat stairs, you creepy wizard bastard! bsky.app/profile/ickl...
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the point is really to get someone to do something that you can vicariously enjoy. you post away and hope some sad sucker will wreck their life to give you a boost of happy juice you can’t get elsewhere
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cc @lieutenant-columbo.bsky.social
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The genius of that tweet is that it's going to send all the RW grifters off on a snipe hunt to try to prove he has
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, but I don't think Hegseth is their main intended audience
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OMC Panda @omcpanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not sure why @moderation.bsky.app has this account flagged as intolerant but this is an important thread about Hamas cells operating in Europe.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The grim irony is that if Trump hadn't started his damn fool war with Iran, we could have shifted much of those interceptor stocks over to Ukraine to protect Ukrainian civilians and then we would actually have the leverage to ask Zelensky and Ukraine not to kinetically sanction Russian oil.
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They will kill a paraplegic on camera, fulfilling that paraplegic’s desire for martyrdom in a way more spectacular than he had originally hoped, and they will use a method traditionally reserved for soldiers, not civilian criminals - emphasizing his own view of his status.
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this
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Ian TB @iantb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too good not to share:
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a great, fun movie. Doesn't surprise me that Ebert liked it and Siskel didn't; Siskel was mostly a snobby putz
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The modern West Coast Straussians have discovered a method beyond the exoteric and even the esoteric reading. It’s called the “I didn’t do the reading” reading.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, because a lot of “leftists” are kids from right wing households, who realized they held a left-coded core position (usually lgbtq rights), but have never rethought any of what Fox News told them about liberals.
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Aadam Jacobs Collection @ajcproject.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Jon Langford, Sally Timms, and Robbie Fulks Live at Hideout on 2014-07-13 archive.org/details/ajc03338_robbie…
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm just looking forward to the inevitable Katie-Natalie brawl over who Daddy loves more
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wow I haven't thought about that movie in decades
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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National Review @nationalreview.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops Condemns Pentagon’s ‘Barbaric’ Decision to Livestream Execution | Raleigh Adams www.nationalreview.com/news/u-s-con…
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U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops Condemns Pentagon’s ‘Barbaric’ Decision to Livestream Execution | National Review
Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan is scheduled to be executed by firing squad in December.
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"If there was something bad that happened"? Is he five years old?
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National Review @nationalreview.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Execution is a solemn distribution of justice for the debt that Hasan has incurred for his crimes. When death becomes spectacle, the actual serving of justice becomes irrelevant; the experience is more about whetting the bloodthirst of a mob. | Skyler Safriet ow.ly/i1Vc50ZWtbk
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Barbarism for the Modern Day | National Review
A livestreamed execution would be a new low of the modern age.
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Her name is Alatrash?
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Mr Bean Chef's Kiss
ALT: Mr Bean Chef's Kiss
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ket is a hell of a drug
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Respectable Republican™️ Brian Fitzpatrick is very close to his good friend and political ally Dave Sommers. Sommers: “Every liberal Democrat female is a sexual assault survivor, especially the morning after, when the guy hasn’t fallen in love with her." www.thebulwark.com/p/brian-fitz...
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The Bigot Behind Brian Fitzpatrick’s Attack Ads
The embattled congressman has been pushing wild claims made by a family friend with a history of bizarre criminality and despicable social media posts.
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David Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 08/10/2026
As a political science professor, I can confidently say: If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A thing I should have mentioned: They’re waiving adoption fees for the next week. You can just have this sweet sweet pup for zero dollars down. Or take her on a day trip, also zero dollars. She will love you unconditionally and slay your foes, probably. Go meet her.
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The BBC has been covering it a LOT and they haven't mentioned any of the details. They barely ever even mention the name of Colleen Slemmer
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that would be depressingly likely to work
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just a relentlessly horrific story. It’s hard to adequately contextualize the moral desolation of this unfolding in the midst of a midterms against a ruling party helmed by inveterate rapists and rape apologists. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
$1 billion opening weekend
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not to be flippant but I think that almost all of these people have severe personality disorders and it’s merely a result of circumstance that they’re here instead of storming the capitol on Jan 6th
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol
Non-alcoholic white claw
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Disc-Connected: Your trusted news source in physical media @disc-connected.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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MAVERICK - The Complete Series [Blu-ray]
The most unique '50s TV western lead may well have been gun-shy cardsharp Bret Maverick (James Garner), anti-hero of this beloved 1957-62 ABC program. Often joined by brother Bart (Jack Kelly, who became the full-time star after Garner's 1960 departure), Maverick's weaknesses for gaming and women led to fixes he reluctantly had to fight his way out of. This complete series collection contains all 124 episodes on 32 discs, now remastered for the first time in glorious High Definition! Five episodes are presented with original vintage commercials as seen during their initial broadcasts on ABC Television.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That turtle is living his best life. [📹 theaquaticrealm] Original post
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Naw man The Brain was smart
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not even cool enough to have played Nethack
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes I'm old
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 05/10/2026
She’ll be a full Trump supporter by next year nypost.com/2026/10/04/u...
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Exclusive | Star Dem-backer Debra Messing endorses GOP’s Bruce Blakeman for NY governor: ‘What we need’
Enter stage right.
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope the Dems do this if/when they get control of the Senate. There will obviously be some GOP wailing & gnashing of teeth, but the average voter already understands the need for secret ballots in elections, jury verdicts, etc, and most of them remember 1/6
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also worry that a secret ballot wouldn't deliver the sense of security to Rs that makes the idea so appealing. If Trump were convicted, a lot of them would correctly fear that MAGA outrage will just be directed on the basis of prejudice and rumor, even if aye votes couldn't be proven
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Craig Joseph @craigjoseph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the blue wave does materialize next month, there's going to be a corresponding wave of retcon/redemption jobs like this one not just by rank-and-file voters but GOP elected as well
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