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Chris Maytag

@cpm5280.bsky.social
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Cameras, space, astronomy, politics, art, words, mountains, ethics, chocolate, bikes, cats, Star Trek. Made of burritos & coffee. Mostly invisible. Future Starfleet Academy groundskeeper. He/him. Seeking the thing. Ex-Boulder, Prodigal Santa Barbarian

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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 4h
Star Trek isn’t just a setting to tell your non-Trek stories in. It’s not window dressing. There’s a point to it, an ethos, a history. Wrapping your action movie/crime movie/chase movie in Star Trek packaging doesn’t make what you’ve produced Star Trek.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 5h
Will reserve judgement for now but this does not bode well. If I were in charge of Star Trek I’d only hire people who 1) love and respect and admire Star Trek, and who 2) have seen every minute of Star Trek ever produced multiple times so they have some hope of knowing what the fuck they’re doing.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 10h
Apple sent me a questionnaire to fill out about my new phone. I usually delete these things but this time, hoping for an opportunity to blast the AI features, filled it out. To my great satisfaction I had the opportunity to let them know exactly what I think of AI & Siri.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 10h
JFC.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Irish show Blue Lights (on HBO) is great.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish that I could just “slot in” various skills, like inserting an SD card. Things I’d like to add: Piano, guitar, lute, mandolin, jazz sax, Italian, French, folding fitted sheets cleanly
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OKAY BLUESKY CAT PEOPLE: Show me your cat’s FAVORITE TOYS, the ones they adore or lovingly destroy or cannot live without! To get us started:
A hand holds a partially destroyed brown mouse cat toy near other toys. A pink toy with a fish shape and a white fluffy toy are also present.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“A plague o’both your fucking houses!” Or maybe (a line later): “What? Are you fucking hurt?”
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vaguely ashamed of the fact that I’m devouring the NYC Walking Dead spinoff.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is an awesome cat.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
White four-door SUV with blue stripe and black accents on a white background. The word SLATE appears on the front and side.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What I really want you to do is hurry up building mine. Waiting until it’s ready this time next year is going to be intolerable.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This video is making the rounds this morning, and I want to remind everyone that while Ukraine is absolutely using robots of various kinds there are things shown in this video - the humanoid soldiers, the spider-walking mine - that are not real, yet.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The little man
A cat with brown and white fur sleeping on a surface in a room with a fireplace. A hand is resting on the cat's back. The cat's eyes are closed.A cat with brown and white fur lying on a person's lap next to a laptop in a room with a chair and a table. A hand is touching the cat's face.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Received a few pieces of lovely letterpress artwork from @starshapedpress.bsky.social today, just great stuff. If you love fine letterpress work and creative artwork please take a look at their site. And many thanks to @glennf.com for having mentioned them.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OK so I like the Space Baby episode. Am 100% sure I’ll see people bitching about it. But it’s good. Uhura FTW.
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David Ingram @davidingram.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“One day I had to pump gas”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Currently watching the season 3 episode where Topa visits the females-only Moclan colony, and there’s a great scene where Heveena has posters of Dolly Parton all over the walls, calls her “the voice of the revolution.”
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Orville started nine years ago and the last season aired four years ago so by my calculation MacFarlane owes us another season right about….now.
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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A new bookstore opened in Kyiv. I visited it today. russian drones burn warehouses full of books and damage whatever they can reach. A new bookstore opened in Kyiv. russia will never win.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Closing in on the halfway mark in my new (second) rewatch of all of MASH. Such a great thing.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes you look at a fire’s location and you just *know* that it was started by some jerk’s cigarette butt.
Map of a wildfire with a red zone near a town, showing fire grade and emergency orders. From Watch Duty app, https://share.watchduty.org/i/121793?ts=1790204203000
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am continuing to read about Sheinbaum, La Presidenta de Mexico. Her story is fascinating, and her presidency is I think a useful look at how principle and pragmatism can coexist in uneasy and unstable balance (is “unstable balance” a useful descriptor? I think so). 1/3
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In 31 years, the dearly beloved Dolly Parton gifted approximately 332,411,218 books to kids all over the world with her Imagination Library true heroes 🦋📖 We get to honor Dolly. We get to give like Dolly. We get to support literacy like Dolly. We love you, Dolly Parton! Our Queen of Book Joy 🌈 ✨
Mychal smiles and holds up a Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library tote bag
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s a good website to test an adblocking filter?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
something has gone very, very wrong with the UK
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me and Izzy. Izzy and me.
My 7 month old and increasingly large cat sitting on my lap, paws on my hand.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ready for the fancy dress autumn ball
Two t-shirts on a bed, one black with text “Merriam-Webster” and one white with a drawing of a cat sitting on a book, with the text “Merriam-Webster”.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a long phone chat with an old friend from high school. He became a truly world-class climber, with first ascents all over the world (Pakistan, Nepal, Tibet, Baffin Island, etc). Funny how things work out.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's important for folks to not confuse some of the bigtechs going nuts in the past few years for "technology as a whole is bad". Technology and science progress is, on net, a massively positive thing for human fulfilment and florishing
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really liking this, it’s on HBO. Give it a go and stick with a bit before deciding if you like it. Am now on season 2. Good stuff.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trying to stuff some things into a 10” rack because I’m being stubborn about not wanting to get a standard 19” rack and sort of wishing that instead of 10” folks had settled on, say, 11” for small racks…
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Blue Lights, about Irish cops. Good show.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ageing: the condition of becoming less serious about all you were once far too serious about and more serious about all that you once undervalued.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone else get Molly Parker (Deadwood) and Carrie Coon (The Gilded Age) confused for the same person?
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two red glass candle holders, lit. The background is dark, a woven container is behind them.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔆💛 gratitude for this lovely #caturday rescue 🍀💛💛🕊🌱
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
T’maters
Tomatoes resting in morning light on a wooden table.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In other news
My kitten standing directly in front of the TV watching fishies swimming in the Apple TV screensaver.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The munchkin playing with his toys (Edited 6:52 PM)
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear people who run call centers: The people calling you would be in much better moods (and therefore easier and more pleasant to deal with) if they didn’t have to talk to *&#$ing machines before getting to a human being. Have actual humans answer your phone. It’ll pay off.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People are amazing and great. They’re shite, too, but amazing and great also.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 18/09/2026
Jen Farrell is a generational talent in letterpress craft printing. You can get one of her most remarkable prints right now at a steal: $100 for 1 of 85 of "The City is My Religion." Just incredible work for a Chicago lover. www.starshaped.com/chicago/ci... @starshapedpress.bsky.social
Letterpress print of four-color rendition of parts of Chicago rendered in metal type & ornaments. The print sits atop a bed of wood type.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Folks, if you’re a fan of fine printing work, type, illustration and the like please visit www.starshaped.com/shop, make sure to click through into the categories to see the lovely work here. Stunning stuff, excellent. Via @glennf.com.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was looking at a clip from my front porch camera and saw a delivery person notice the chips/drinks I leave out for them and they grabbed a bag then gave a little thumbs-up to the camera, palms together in thanks. I enjoy seeing the little rack empty out over time before I refill it. Nice to be nice.
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know what’s good? Potatoes
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Chris Maytag @cpm5280.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Veggie sausage patties, ranked: Morning Star > Impossible -> Beyond
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