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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 14h

Why does SNL keep bring this racist, misogynist back? He's an unfunny pig who can't read cue cards.

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Excited for this! And I'm actually in one episode.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.

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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 13/07/2026

Sam Neill on tackling depression and imposter syndrome when you’re between jobs.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

You know what never got a red card? Love.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/07/2026

Make sure to leave a hot dog out tonight, or Lincoln won’t leave you any presents

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

"The Great American State Fair has closed until 5 pm due to extreme disinterest."

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It's so hot in L.A. today that I put on a cowboy hat, stood on my porch, looked out into the distance and muttered, "Murder weather."

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

For some reason, my latest Recently Divorced Chad video has gotten 0 views on TikTok. Not sure what the problem is. Could someone here do me a favor and watch/like it? Not sure if it's a content problem or the algorithm. Thanks! www.tiktok.com/@cpentzell/v...

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Chad Invents an Internet Challenge #recentlydivorcedchad #internetchallenge #viralchallenge #onlinechallenge #verticalshorts #comedy #comedyvideo #comedyshorts #comedyreel #shorts #viral #viralvideo

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Kalshi now allows you to place Pascal’s Wager

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

It may seem scary to speak truth to power until you remember that it doesn’t mean you have to speak truth about power to power, you can just say any true thing like “I’m wearing shoes!” or “It’s 4pm!” and it counts

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Combing through the proposed edits from my publisher has only been midly soul-crushing so far.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The FDA has just reclassified Stephen Miller as a suppository.

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

youtube.com/@RecentlyDivorcedChad

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Nominative Determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby, depending on how their life plays out

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Got a residual check for $0.03. Almost enough to take out a 30-year loan for a cup of coffee. #residuals

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Booked a role on a show after an uncomfortably long dry spell. Two episodes! Grateful.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The Met Gala is the Super Bowl of things that don't fit a sports metaphor.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/05/2026

Trump is blasting "Live and Let Die" before he takes the stage to deliver a speech to seniors

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Mara Gay @maragay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

The Supreme Court decision affirms the refusal of the United States to take any responsibility for about 200 years of slavery, exclusion and plunder, perverting the very meaning of our history and language to vilify the modest, incomplete measures taken over a few short decades to address this crime

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Chris Pentzell @cpentzell.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Deleted Scenes from Recently Divorced Chad's (Failed) Survivor Audition #recentlydivorcedchad #survivor #cbssurvivor #survivor50 #survivoraudition

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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

America has jumped the shark

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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

This is really something. Fox News poll finds a solid majority of voters say Trump lacks the mental soundness to be president.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

We are currently in the 3-5 day pause on the 14 day extension of the initial 48 hour hard deadline for the ceasefire.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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