Reposted by Carl PoreeMiles Taylor @milestaylor.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Trump’s ex-chief of staff John Kelly said this to me, six years ago: “I don't know how he’s not in an institution somewhere, whether it’s jail or a nuthouse. He’s a seriously sick guy. I never heard him saying anything that wasn’t a lie.” Trump has only gotten worse since. 572191695
Reposted by Carl PoreeJooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff 6668632172
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am not as familiar with all of the most recent work in this area as I'd like (it's genuinely fascinating, I just don't have the time!), but I would have thought Donna Blackmond a very worthy third recipient of this particular Nobel...? 140
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Their next article is on why Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's new childminding service has so few bookings. 150
Reposted by Carl PoreeJohn Trant @trantteam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We have determined that replacing the chemistry building I work in at a regional university would cost around $0.5 billion dollars. So 2.5 billion would build 5 largeish institutional buildings. That doesn't do squat. Probably the damage is on the order of a trillion dollars or so. 021
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I assume they advertise in all of the appropriate ecclesiastical periodicals? 140
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah, you're stuffed when they come asking for paperwork. They're just going to think you've got a qualification in drinking tea, queueing and moaning about the weather. 120
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going to have to hunt down that GCSE English Language certificate. 110
Reposted by Carl PoreeVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 692158710
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Annoyingly, I've forgotten the paper. I reckon if I had half a day, I might be able to track it down. I remember the corresponding author and the year... 120
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've seen published work in which an 80/20 selectivity was rationalised on the basis of BF4- speciation (between two diastereomeric cations, I suppose). 😬 It is a biggish isotope shift, but still... 140
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will never top my student recognition abilities from 2020-1. Socially-distanced Y3 labs. I could take attendance at the door of the lab for both groups of ~35/40, even with everyone in face masks! Just eyes, height, hair... 120
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Probably not. They'll never encounter one in our teaching labs, but most will have had plenty of practice at high school! 000
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The academic advising is still 1-2-1, though! No rest for the wicked!! 110
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We see them for weekly chemistry tutorials as a group in the first semester of Y1. Then they rotate each week between the academic advisor and two other tutors in the three main branches of the subject for the rest of Y1/2. So you tend to end up with multiple groups after semester one. 100
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, I'm still slightly at a loss to explain why we have tutorial groups of seven instead of six this year. I know we've recruited an excess of students, but we still have ~50% of our staff without Y1 tutor groups. Make it make sense!! 111
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Low 20s - normally six per year, with not everyone doing Y4, and the occasional second group inherited when colleagues leave/go on sabbatical etc. 120
Reposted by Carl PoreePaul Greatrix @registrarism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Many areas of higher ed are being affected and disrupted by Artificial Intelligence. But some areas seem immune to AI’s impact. Here is the new top 10 of HE things which are not going to be impacted. Top 10 Higher Ed Features Which Will Not Be Affected By AI wonderfulhighered.com/2026/09/28/t...wonderfulhighered.comTop 10 Higher Ed Features Which Will Not Be Affected By Artificial IntelligenceMany areas of HE are being disrupted by Artificial Intelligence. But here is the all new top 10 of HE things which are not going to be impacted by AI 001
Reposted by Carl PoreeRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 263952742
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Demolish Birmingham (the city), expand Birmingham (the airport) and build HS2 in full. Job done. 000
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I spent three happy years being taught organic chemistry by RQ. Cannot *imagine* her being rendered speechless. 010
Reposted by Carl PoreeAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All day Piddington's womminfolk have been telling news how they will be terrified of "hundreds of young men nearby, free to come and go as they please." NOT ONE JOURNALIST has asked: "How did you cope when it was an army base? Who came and went then? Nuns?" Soon as you ask that, all becomes clear. 791488441
Reposted by Carl PoreeAmanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy 5th anniversary to the time this happened over on that other place. 16937161
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Same. I haven't heard much more, maybe some mumbling about the madness of it. Haven't had a PDR this year, come to think of it. Time to schedule four! 011
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This one is particularly barmy, even by UoM standards. 110
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026NIMBY Brain is a real disease, and serious research is needed to find a cure. 000
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Have arrived in Antarctica. Dreadful smell of penguin shit, which would be acceptable if it were at least *curated* penguin shit, with gift shop at exit. Brought crisps, but catering otherwise poor." 080
Reposted by Carl PoreeNadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The dark irony of people pearl clutching about the ethnic cleaning statements is if you actually spoke to the average hill top settler they would tell you: yes, we are ethnically cleansing - that is exactly what we are doing 524159
Reposted by Carl PoreeCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145171509
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Only four or five times. Eleven tea crates, plus some furniture and IT. I'm going from an office with built- in shelving to one without. I really hope the second bookshelf turns up... 😬 010
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Two days of packing up 2.062 to move upstairs to 3.013 has obviously taken a toll. Turns out, I have a *lot* of stuff in my office. 100
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Forgetting to put your laptop in your bag when you go home is surely a sign that you're too tired to work that evening anyway, right? 150
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That's a fairly exotic isotope... someone in the lab was working on 108Pd, but 118 sounds a bit hefty 😝 120
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026To be fair, who amongst us hasn't worked with at least one person who could be outwitted by a crow? 120
Reposted by Carl PoreeRobert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 07/09/202690 years ago, Parliament responded to the rise of Oswald Mosley's Blackshirts by passing the Public Order Act, which banned political uniforms, private militias and the threat of force for political objects. The debates make very resonant reading today. Here's the Liberal Robert Bernays. (Short 🧵) 4123701266
Reposted by Carl PoreeLiesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh wow, nobody saw that coming. If you let yourself be entranced by the same three snake oil salesmen who have captured the entire sector and who only understand "staff cost" as an entry in a spreadsheet, not all the contributions we make that don't fit that silly excel box, this is what you get. 27722
Reposted by Carl PoreeJulia Laite @julialaite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Anyone working in the sector already knows, but still good to see it in black & white. Professional services *people*--not just interchangeable hubs of administration--are essential to a good university. Their institutional knowledge has been consistently undervalued & their loss is catastrophic. 39443
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ah, so we're not the only ones with an *unusually large* cohort incoming... 110
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Quite how a single building near Temple Meads makes it "easier for staff and students to commute" is not obvious. The rest of the University is still a ~30 minute walk up the hill. 000
Reposted by Carl PoreeParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..." 201698520
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Didn't realise Trump and Andrew Neil had a timeshare on that Brillo pad. 010
Carl Poree @cpchem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those are not the two extremes of "all music". 110