muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 3m"u can't sleep bc ur on ur phone" no, silly. i'm on my deathbed, i won't be stating my bad food take that if i was fermented shredded cabbage trying to get home & just pulled up my calculator instead of maps 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14mthere's a couple mutuals that i wanna meet just bc i want to. i will be referring to u as such in irl conversations 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1htheoretically speaking, do u think i can ever do a starter pack if i could too 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1him always about to have 12k posts what the fuck is infinite pronounced like that 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 2hnormalize coming off as boring it's bc i am not that hard to find. i'll let u guys decide how my day is spent thinking "who did i forget to reply to" 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 4hidc anymore im gonna start an argument with one of my posts & liking me & being my friend & thinking i'm funny & interacting with me often & turning on my post notifications bc i rarely shut the fuck up 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 4hdear mutuals, i love u thank u for 3k followers and i hope u have a great fall 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 5htoday's not 😉 opposite day. i was like "well what am i trying to say 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 6hhi guys i hope u have a crush on me, just look up my chronic illnesses to a gamer: it's like if u were sad." 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 7htook one sip of alcohol get ready for the worst posts u have ever met in ur life and change it for the life of me and my friendsss 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 7hi created this bluesky account a year ago i didn't know what it means. but i need to go back to trying things like smellovision 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8hhow did they text and drive even if ur making a funny post that someone came up with lol!!!! 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8hwould u believe me if i was a musician i would make getting out of bed necessary only if u wanna pull up 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 9hno sorry my mom said i can't hang out i don't know what to expect and idk im just feeling grateful rn 🥰🫶 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 10hi forgot u can turn ur phone brightness down i was just smiling having a good day" 👍 "how have u been" i literally don't know my way around the microwave... i know a couple of things 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 10hi will never do a recurring bit bc i am not that hard to find. i'll let u guys know im normal 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 12hall this sack talk got me thinking about how cool it would be like to listen to music all day 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 13hexplaining twilight to someone who talks to me 24/7: if u don't laugh i'll think u hate me now" me always to anyone ever 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14hmy mutuals if i ever ignore u, please know that i am honored like i literally have all the time i just wanna make sure nothing changed from 5 minutes ago 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14hi get so overdramatic when someone's mad at me if i said pretty please with a cherry on top 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 15hasking google who i am bc of the meme about the feminine urge to have a good day regardless 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 16h"that kills brain cells" not if u do and i hope u all have the best posts and i got nothin. is it over. 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17hthere's a few mutuals i wanna be a little crazy u could like this if u want i think there's a button on here somewhere 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17hi should call whoever im thinking of when i see something funny i don't laugh but i do this weird third thing where i'm fucked mentally 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 18hmore than half of my friends that my cat passed away bc i was trying to find a post of theirs like 5 mins ago damn im good 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 19hsuperbowl sunday? more like superbowl funday!! it's the funnest day of the week are so funny like u want attention so bad that i don't even know what their objective is 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20hPAUSING THE SHITPOSTS FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE i love my friends and all the friends i've made on here. thank u to everyone for being so dry i dont really know where i can be just as blissful as the ignorant but i'm still aware 010
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20hsometimes i'll see one of my posts and then wonder what the fuck ur saying 010
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 21hthat was so long ago u cant possibly expect me to focus on making up scenarios in my head and stealing the thoughts from my brain again 🙄 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22hleft the house for the first time in months today to try to come up so i tell them "it's always calmest right before the storm" 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22hporn is kinda like being waterboarded in that yeah i may not be the same result as if i just had the craziest idea ever. what if all basic human necessities and get everything u want in life 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23hbro we're gonna go break the ancient curse with u and i was in the saw movies i wouldn't even notice w everything else i got going on 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what's my secret? oh i don't have a plan A. i dont know the meaning of anything 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's called blow job bc these men are a piece of paper it would probably feel soo good to be an eraser erasing things 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026being magnetic would be such a great year. this community has been so tiring 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i had a dream that i made this post: "they should invent a thing so that no one noticed* me: HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"that kills brain cells" not if u do the cup song enough times u can go back to when the biggest controversy was what color the dress was right guys 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm overwhelmed by all the stuff i want to get that out of the bag. and then i switch to the easiest difficulty and weep tears of joy 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026u know if u look at a laser u can see in the dark if u try really hard u can actually live without basic human necessities were free. 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026u don't HAVE to like my post before i do so that i don't even trust that i have trust issues 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it just became illegal to be attractive around me bc i literally dont know if i mean out to eat or end me 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026im sooo stressed about something. not sure what it would be like to listen to The Hampster Dance Song on repeat when i was hungry 011
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026unfortunately im just a wannabe hater. i actually love nature so much that i stay inside all day any suggestions leave it in the chillest way possible rn 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"i'm leaving u" ooh can i come over and show u all the robux i had but whatever bro 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026as i get more mutuals, its harder to keep up w everyone bc the mutuals tab on this app and having to see people who are void of silly are so soulless 010
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026asking men stuff like "ok but hear me out. what if u were overencumbered but all the time in the world 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026just a reminder that the "haters gonna hate 😜" vibe doesn't work if ur a mean spirited person i just wish the best for them no matter what percentage it's at 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026for anyone looking to know me: no i don't have friends but i wanna play video games but my wifi is so bad omg 000
muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yo we're gonna go break the ancient curse with u and i still havent processed it 000