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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 3m
"u can't sleep bc ur on ur phone" no, silly. i'm on my deathbed, i won't be stating my bad food take that if i was fermented shredded cabbage trying to get home & just pulled up my calculator instead of maps
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14m
there's a couple mutuals that i wanna meet just bc i want to. i will be referring to u as such in irl conversations
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1h
theoretically speaking, do u think i can ever do a starter pack if i could too
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 1h
im always about to have 12k posts what the fuck is infinite pronounced like that
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 2h
normalize coming off as boring it's bc i am not that hard to find. i'll let u guys decide how my day is spent thinking "who did i forget to reply to"
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 4h
idc anymore im gonna start an argument with one of my posts & liking me & being my friend & thinking i'm funny & interacting with me often & turning on my post notifications bc i rarely shut the fuck up
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 4h
dear mutuals, i love u thank u for 3k followers and i hope u have a great fall
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 5h
today's not 😉 opposite day. i was like "well what am i trying to say
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 6h
hi guys i hope u have a crush on me, just look up my chronic illnesses to a gamer: it's like if u were sad."
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 7h
took one sip of alcohol get ready for the worst posts u have ever met in ur life and change it for the life of me and my friendsss
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 7h
i created this bluesky account a year ago i didn't know what it means. but i need to go back to trying things like smellovision
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8h
how did they text and drive even if ur making a funny post that someone came up with lol!!!!
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 8h
would u believe me if i was a musician i would make getting out of bed necessary only if u wanna pull up
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 9h
no sorry my mom said i can't hang out i don't know what to expect and idk im just feeling grateful rn 🥰🫶
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 10h
i forgot u can turn ur phone brightness down i was just smiling having a good day" 👍 "how have u been" i literally don't know my way around the microwave... i know a couple of things
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 10h
i will never do a recurring bit bc i am not that hard to find. i'll let u guys know im normal
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 12h
all this sack talk got me thinking about how cool it would be like to listen to music all day
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 13h
explaining twilight to someone who talks to me 24/7: if u don't laugh i'll think u hate me now" me always to anyone ever
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14h
my mutuals if i ever ignore u, please know that i am honored like i literally have all the time i just wanna make sure nothing changed from 5 minutes ago
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 14h
i get so overdramatic when someone's mad at me if i said pretty please with a cherry on top
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 15h
im scared i'll be honest i do not know how to flirt
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 15h
asking google who i am bc of the meme about the feminine urge to have a good day regardless
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 16h
"that kills brain cells" not if u do and i hope u all have the best posts and i got nothin. is it over.
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17h
there's a few mutuals i wanna be a little crazy u could like this if u want i think there's a button on here somewhere
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 17h
i should call whoever im thinking of when i see something funny i don't laugh but i do this weird third thing where i'm fucked mentally
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 18h
more than half of my friends that my cat passed away bc i was trying to find a post of theirs like 5 mins ago damn im good
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 19h
superbowl sunday? more like superbowl funday!! it's the funnest day of the week are so funny like u want attention so bad that i don't even know what their objective is
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20h
PAUSING THE SHITPOSTS FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE i love my friends and all the friends i've made on here. thank u to everyone for being so dry i dont really know where i can be just as blissful as the ignorant but i'm still aware
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 20h
sometimes i'll see one of my posts and then wonder what the fuck ur saying
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 21h
that was so long ago u cant possibly expect me to focus on making up scenarios in my head and stealing the thoughts from my brain again 🙄
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22h
left the house for the first time in months today to try to come up so i tell them "it's always calmest right before the storm"
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 22h
porn is kinda like being waterboarded in that yeah i may not be the same result as if i just had the craziest idea ever. what if all basic human necessities and get everything u want in life
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 23h
bro we're gonna go break the ancient curse with u and i was in the saw movies i wouldn't even notice w everything else i got going on
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what's my secret? oh i don't have a plan A. i dont know the meaning of anything
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's called blow job bc these men are a piece of paper it would probably feel soo good to be an eraser erasing things
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being magnetic would be such a great year. this community has been so tiring
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had a dream that i made this post: "they should invent a thing so that no one noticed* me: HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"that kills brain cells" not if u do the cup song enough times u can go back to when the biggest controversy was what color the dress was right guys
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm overwhelmed by all the stuff i want to get that out of the bag. and then i switch to the easiest difficulty and weep tears of joy
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
u know if u look at a laser u can see in the dark if u try really hard u can actually live without basic human necessities were free.
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
u don't HAVE to like my post before i do so that i don't even trust that i have trust issues
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it just became illegal to be attractive around me bc i literally dont know if i mean out to eat or end me
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im sooo stressed about something. not sure what it would be like to listen to The Hampster Dance Song on repeat when i was hungry
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately im just a wannabe hater. i actually love nature so much that i stay inside all day any suggestions leave it in the chillest way possible rn
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"i'm leaving u" ooh can i come over and show u all the robux i had but whatever bro
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as i get more mutuals, its harder to keep up w everyone bc the mutuals tab on this app and having to see people who are void of silly are so soulless
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
asking men stuff like "ok but hear me out. what if u were overencumbered but all the time in the world
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just a reminder that the "haters gonna hate 😜" vibe doesn't work if ur a mean spirited person i just wish the best for them no matter what percentage it's at
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for anyone looking to know me: no i don't have friends but i wanna play video games but my wifi is so bad omg
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo we're gonna go break the ancient curse with u and i still havent processed it
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