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Cornelius Cornstubble

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Life is more fun when you're corny. Chiefs | Jayhawks | Mizzou | Grizzlies | Battlehawks

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to defend the shameless Trump lawyers, but part of the reason these typos keep happening is that Microsoft ruined their spellcheck programs for the sake of AI.
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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP Dennis Hastert; we didn’t always agree on tax policy or whether or not it’s okay to diddle kids, but he wasn’t an asshole to me in the House cafeteria and that’s what really matters
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think that last Mahomes pass just ripped their hearts out.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He RESIGNED. Any "punishment" Nixon received was his own.
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desertjason.bsky.social @desertjason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinks "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk" is actually a chant for Slippery Rock University. #EricSchmittBallKnowledge
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/10/2026
schmitt’s a fucking stupid dumbass even by the standards of missouri republicans
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My account is a Tampa fan account until further notice.
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mike mster mash @mmcgrath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the median voter yearns for five dollar footlongs
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when Caleb Jones left the Greitens administration barely two months in?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a sign of more about to hit the fan. Bailey gave up a statewide elected office in MO and an almost guaranteed path to the US Senate for this gig, but he's leaving it barely a year later.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choose Texas is just Holly Dunn's Why Wyoming repackaged, but no one knows that song either.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These refs either really hate Cincinnati or really love K State.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course the Auburn coach hates barking.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Almost forgot about when he left his dog to die too.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't have much respect for Ted Cruz to begin with, but his inability to stand by his wife and father is still one of the most shocking moments of 2016.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Embarrassing. Mizzou fans will call me a buddy duddy for this, but in today's world when we have Trumpers denying the 2020 election results, I think it's actually civically important to accept losses and not reinvent game outcomes from 60+ years ago.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I don't want those people in my neighborhood" but from the Left.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lance Leipold lost another one score game? Color me shocked!
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't think conservatives appreciate how much Holly Rowe is liked/how weird this makes them look.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He actually looks like... dead dead.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you mean Missouri?
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh my god she averages like 4 points per game
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Doesn't matter how down Mahomes is. It's still just the Broncos.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“the relationship between capital and labor-“ SHUT DA FUCK UP! IT’S NFL SUNDAY BITCH!
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Players always think this works despite being against so many rules.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They do invoke it tho.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do you really not see atleast something weird about an entire fanbase changing "F KU" when playing South Dakota?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm going to respectfully disagree as a KU fan in Mizzou country. Mizzou plays Mr. Brightside at every game, regardless of opponent, and Stadium Drive is littered with Quantrill flags every game day.
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I do think, however, Kansas wouldn’t go as hard on the John Brown stuff if Mizzou fans hadn’t spent years posting this kind of stuff. To paraphrase Don Fambrough: It’s a damn war and they started it.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things may feel bad now, but never forget that Eli Drinkwitz ran away when given the chance to play Kansas in a bowl game.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I miss when we used to hold politicians to some modicum of standards when it comes to appearances.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In a bygone era, a sitting governor attacking his state's supreme court, that overwhelming votes with him on every other issue, would make journalists clutch every possible pearl.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At least there's good lunch spots for Hoskins to wait.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Missouri Compromise 2.0.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is beginning to sound reasonable that we remove all Trump judicial appointees.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: The Missouri Supreme Court has ordered Republican Secretary of State Denny Hoskins to appear in person Thursday and explain why he should not be held in contempt for allegedly violating the court’s injunction blocking Trump-backed congressional maps. 1/
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Except they didn't. KU was producing black lawyers while Mizzou's campus was segregated.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
since I haven't seen anyone else mention where this wet shitheap actually was, and I happen to remember it clearly, here he is literally during 9/11 calling into WWOR in Jersey to brag about how he now has the biggest building in New York:
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Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11
YouTube video by FOX 5 New York
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every time I feel like cheering for FSU, I see another frat bro doing a war chant.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is @raygunsite.com going to make a Western Michigan was Robbed shirt?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How is any different than the gamergate tautology that "young men end up in these spaces because women aren't nice to them." Or people blaming their own right wing beliefs on "snobby" Democrats?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You did an entire thread about why Michigan deserved to win and complaining about the refs, but, yeah sure, I'm the one that's sad.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The T is a wedge they use to attack the LGB.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The fact that Michigan was undisciplined and committed so many penalties is not evidence the refs were against you. The refs inventing a second where none existed is.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Favored Western? The refs gave you a whole other play to win the game.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah yes, a B1G Ten crew member just happens to be willing to show this to some random undergrads. That's not suspicious at all.
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