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Cornelius Cornstubble

@cornstubble.bsky.social
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Life is more fun when you're corny. Chiefs | Jayhawks | Mizzou | Grizzlies | Battlehawks

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They do invoke it tho.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mizzou pretending it didn't lose one game 66 years ago is some of the biggest loser energy I have ever seen.
News headline stating that the University of Missouri is claiming the 1960 National Championship in football.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why is it always the "establishment" trying to take a man down and not a bunch of leftists promoting a sexual abuser?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Good point. Not just toys though.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I too was online in the early aughts.
Parody movie poster with Nicolas Cage starring in an action movie reboot of Schindler's List.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Am I doing it right?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm told Columbia is not the South. Meanwhile, I'm watching Auburn play in a stadium where you can buy fried catfish nuggets and pickles.
Mizzou basketball stadium during the Mizzou Auburn game in 2026.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Watching the last Chiefs game today.
Marge Simpson tells Homer, "Its and ending. That's enough."
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I am a simple man.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The unnamed student is not a minor, but apparently her safety is prioritized over the professor targeted by said student.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Had to delete an earlier version of this because of dumb morning brain.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Taylor has already admitted the influencers she reported on were not paid to post any specific content. Wired staff should be ashamed of themselves.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This is probably what you're thinking of.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Most excited I've seen the Booth since 2009.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Another honorable mention for the people the left now claims to not support.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Jill Stein sitting for dinner with Vladmir Putin.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Sure, inflation discussion may be overblown by right-wing media, but this take just ignores the power of nostalgia on the voting consumer.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on putting some sense back into Facebook Marketplace.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Why am I not surprised?
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
People will eat this and tell me with a straight face that Missouri isn't in the South.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The absolute gall it takes to write "coinciding" as if we all don't know Trump is using our troops for his own pet vanity project.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
He's very proud of his scarf.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
She was 24, i.e. a fully developed adult with agency. It's infantalizing to think she had no idea who Trump was after him campaigning throughout her entire adolescence and that Democrats could have wooed her if they just did something different.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Chicago with snow is so underrated.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Ryan Grim is unsurprisingly more tolerant of sexual assault than DEI.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is now my favorite image of all time.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is what we could strive for as a country.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I did not deserve this shade from Duo Lingo this morning.
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🐅🏀
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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A comparison by @ten12network.bsky.social made me realize why I don't like Cincinnati.
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