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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not to defend the shameless Trump lawyers, but part of the reason these typos keep happening is that Microsoft ruined their spellcheck programs for the sake of AI.

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

RIP Dennis Hastert; we didn’t always agree on tax policy or whether or not it’s okay to diddle kids, but he wasn’t an asshole to me in the House cafeteria and that’s what really matters

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think that last Mahomes pass just ripped their hearts out.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He RESIGNED. Any "punishment" Nixon received was his own.

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desertjason.bsky.social @desertjason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thinks "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk" is actually a chant for Slippery Rock University. #EricSchmittBallKnowledge

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/10/2026

schmitt’s a fucking stupid dumbass even by the standards of missouri republicans

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My account is a Tampa fan account until further notice.

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mike mster mash @mmcgrath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the median voter yearns for five dollar footlongs

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is a sign of more about to hit the fan. Bailey gave up a statewide elected office in MO and an almost guaranteed path to the US Senate for this gig, but he's leaving it barely a year later.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Choose Texas is just Holly Dunn's Why Wyoming repackaged, but no one knows that song either.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These refs either really hate Cincinnati or really love K State.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Embarrassing. Mizzou fans will call me a buddy duddy for this, but in today's world when we have Trumpers denying the 2020 election results, I think it's actually civically important to accept losses and not reinvent game outcomes from 60+ years ago.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"I don't want those people in my neighborhood" but from the Left.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lance Leipold lost another one score game? Color me shocked!

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't think conservatives appreciate how much Holly Rowe is liked/how weird this makes them look.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He actually looks like... dead dead.

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh my god she averages like 4 points per game

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Doesn't matter how down Mahomes is. It's still just the Broncos.

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“the relationship between capital and labor-“ SHUT DA FUCK UP! IT’S NFL SUNDAY BITCH!

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Players always think this works despite being against so many rules.

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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I do think, however, Kansas wouldn’t go as hard on the John Brown stuff if Mizzou fans hadn’t spent years posting this kind of stuff. To paraphrase Don Fambrough: It’s a damn war and they started it.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Things may feel bad now, but never forget that Eli Drinkwitz ran away when given the chance to play Kansas in a bowl game.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT. THIS IS NOT A CULT.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In a bygone era, a sitting governor attacking his state's supreme court, that overwhelming votes with him on every other issue, would make journalists clutch every possible pearl.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

At least there's good lunch spots for Hoskins to wait.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It is beginning to sound reasonable that we remove all Trump judicial appointees.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/09/2026

BREAKING: The Missouri Supreme Court has ordered Republican Secretary of State Denny Hoskins to appear in person Thursday and explain why he should not be held in contempt for allegedly violating the court’s injunction blocking Trump-backed congressional maps. 1/

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Except they didn't. KU was producing black lawyers while Mizzou's campus was segregated.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

since I haven't seen anyone else mention where this wet shitheap actually was, and I happen to remember it clearly, here he is literally during 9/11 calling into WWOR in Jersey to brag about how he now has the biggest building in New York:

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Donald Trump Calls Into WWOR/UPN 9 News on 9/11

YouTube video by FOX 5 New York

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Every time I feel like cheering for FSU, I see another frat bro doing a war chant.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Is @raygunsite.com going to make a Western Michigan was Robbed shirt?

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How is any different than the gamergate tautology that "young men end up in these spaces because women aren't nice to them." Or people blaming their own right wing beliefs on "snobby" Democrats?

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The T is a wedge they use to attack the LGB.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ah yes, a B1G Ten crew member just happens to be willing to show this to some random undergrads. That's not suspicious at all.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No need for the pretense of argument when he won't follow the law anyway.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I don't think I've ever been this indignantly angry for a team that wasn't my own. Michigan fans storming the field after a stolen win is beyond infuriating.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Okay, can we ban court storming now!?

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Western Michigan got robbed. Absolute ref job, and everyone involved should be ashamed.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kyle Whittingham may straight up be fired tomorrow morning. Oh my God.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/09/2026

Colorado-GT

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Breaking: Rutgers MAY be bad at football.

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Aaron Black @aaronblack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

🚨Breaking: In a shocking turn of events the Missouri Supreme Court has blocked a new US House map backed by Trump from being used in the Midterm election and has ordered a state wide vote on whether to uphold or reject the new map! This is a big loss for team Trump. : apnews.com/article/redi...

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Missouri court blocks Trump-backed US House map and orders it to be put to a vote

The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked a new U.S. House map backed by President Donald Trump from being used in the November election.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This quote goes so hard. It'd make a great shirt.

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Lol at Arkansas still not recognizing Mizzou in the SEC.

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Cornelius Cornstubble @cornstubble.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I forgot who first said it, but the thing about Hegseth is he never matured past boot camp. He has the problem solving skills of the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket and the emotional fortitude of Gomer Pyle.

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