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hey i'm corey i have webbed toes

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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
absolutely one of the images of all time
A drawing of a character that looks like it was done in MS Paint. They've got an ahoge, square glasses, and a :3 mouth. They have voluminous short cut hair. They've got a gun, a dagger, and kanji on their front that I don't recognize and can't be bothered to check Jisho for right now. A box over them says "You got the 5 star character!!!" and below that, another big text box.

5 star character:
I am 5 star character. Thank you for summoning me into your world, master. Shall we have sex now or immediately? ->

Three buttons below that read:
Menu    Cum immediately    Buy more funny orbs
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Roman5ive5ive @roman5ive5ive.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Muay Thai Beavis and Butthead
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼 @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 21/11/2024
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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Big Challenges believes in you
You are strong 
Gaogaogao! You gotta stay strong no matter what happens
You always have your friends and family to support you

Hello Kitty Island adventure
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ScissorMangione @genericsoda.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Me looking through all the mascots on Sanrio's poll site to find Big Challenges
Various promotion art for Doom (2016) showing the main character in hell amidst undead, demons, abominations, beasts, and hellfire.
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Boyks @boyks.neocities.org · 12/04/2025
Game Boy give us a hand!
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Actually_tina-At Fanfest @actuallytina.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Found out he apparently just had insurance deny his claim from losing his home in the wildfires and honestly put me on the jury im not convicting
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Many are saying this
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StarryVirtual🌟 @starryvirtual.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
PS5 game library be like:
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Paul Rudd @therealpaulrudd.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i just laughed so hard I almost threw up
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orin @knbyo.neocities.org · 08/04/2025
today (technically tomorrow but it counts for me) is the birthday of the late great james “kumagawa”, a dear friend and one of the greatest posters to ever do it. rest in power, my man. i know you would have loved solo levelling.
tumblr reblog chain. captainamericaa posts a screenshot of a character from kuroko’s basketball firing a laser out of his hand.
captainamericaa: BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL
kumagawa: this is literally the 92 bulls
captainamericaa: MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND
kumagawa: it’s called a fade away jumper
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 02/04/2025
me when i get burger
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025
they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
i would buy the most expensive video game just to see his smile again...
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
Xavier Renegade Angel
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Mom @milph.mom · 02/04/2025
Shoutouts to that Game Informer 2010 April Fool's feature where they showed that the new Nintendo console would be a purple PS2 with a giant "DO" button. I think of the DO button regularly.
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💭 @everquest2.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The App Store is endlessly entertaining to scroll
Screenshot of the game Virtual Baby Dream Family Game on the App Store, published by Naughty Newborn Kid Vs Mom SimDescription reads:
“Welcome to the new world of naughty virtual baby along with amazing home activities. It’s a sequel of newborn baby and virtual mother regular tasks to accomplish. Let’s become a funny newborn baby to do some amazing new baby naughty acts along with your virtual dad and real mother [Author’s Note: ????] Doing some funny babysitter tasks when home was alone. Amazing animations and multiple new born baby funny activities that will blow your mind. Stunning day for virtual baby when home was alone. Let’s make fun with elder brother or broke multiple home appliances to take chill. It’s amazing game of naughty baby that will break everything or Faulk down the fruit vegetables from refrigerator.
**Key Features**
• Thrilling newborn baby activities to accomplish
• Multiple babysitter characters along with customization option. 
• Dream family game-play along with 3D Graphics and visual sound effect.”
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Movies Fan (At The Movies) @zephie.net · 27/03/2025
There's an ailment called "disease," very nasty.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh America has no culture? Explain this then
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.
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We Are John McGuirk @musteligae.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i love the deep choices offered by roleplaying games
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 24/03/2025
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I want every elected Dem to watch this and be scared as fuck
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SunkythePootis @sunkythepootis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Dedede is the king of the game
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 22/03/2025
this has made my day I love tumblr
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
me when my girl takes her top off
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Joce^^;🍥 @joceua.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
2004 gaming magazine ass picture
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Joce^^;🍥 @joceua.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
some fuckass european country: Citizens are now required to work for only 3 days a week and get a 50% pay increase America: you will be skinned alive if our mind reading AI catches you even thinking about having fun
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
the opening paragraph to Nintendo Power's July 2000 reveal of Kirby 64 is insane
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/03/2025
"Chips Ahoy!" is a good name for a cookie because it combines two things kids love: chips, and announcing that they've identified chips off the port bow
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Bobin The Coward @bewbin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
why you guys should be afraid of vaccines!!!!
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It's Reagan. It's always Reagan. All of *gestures* this stems from our modern philosophy of "rich people are smart and good and the government should do whatever it can to enrich them regardless of how much the working class suffers" and that shit was because of Reagan.
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🎃𝐒𝐞𝐠𝐚 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧🎃 @segabassfisherman.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Tim M. Sullivan @timmsullivan93.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Take us back to the days of big pauldron fantasy girls.
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revolver ocelthot @rnaboursiii.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Important content from the official Scatman John FB page
Screenshot of a post from Scatman John’s FB page showing Scatman John at a press conference with Ultraman. The text of the post is as follows:

“Scatman John and Ultraman pose at a press conference for the 'Scatultraman' CD in 1995. "I'm very good friends with him" John said. "We both try our best to help people."
#ultraman #scatmanjohn #90slegends”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
can't even ethnic cleanse because of woke
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
if you don't believe this run a search for "the sin of empathy"
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B. Dave Walters - Yes, it is I! @bdavewalters.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
NEW RETIREMENT PLAN JUST DROPPED BOYS
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Laura McGarrity @a-warm-garlic-yurt.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Hello, Blue Sky! For my first post, I wanted to wish everyone as much peace as a sleeping polar bear in summer time 💜
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Chaossidy @morgancore.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
RIP to the iron chefs, the invincible men of cooking (they all died in a gasoline explosion)
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