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@corndogp.bsky.social
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hey i'm corey i have webbed toes

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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
absolutely one of the images of all time
A drawing of a character that looks like it was done in MS Paint. They've got an ahoge, square glasses, and a :3 mouth. They have voluminous short cut hair. They've got a gun, a dagger, and kanji on their front that I don't recognize and can't be bothered to check Jisho for right now. A box over them says "You got the 5 star character!!!" and below that, another big text box.

5 star character:
I am 5 star character. Thank you for summoning me into your world, master. Shall we have sex now or immediately? ->

Three buttons below that read:
Menu    Cum immediately    Buy more funny orbs
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
TOO far if you ask me... 😒
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
you were truly living your fantasy life in richmond. we'll make it reality life again soon 😔
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Roman5ive5ive @roman5ive5ive.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Muay Thai Beavis and Butthead
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i'll talk to some people...
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
walmart worked for me but be wary...
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
we went here last weekend and i was offended at how little simpsons stuff was inside (there was none)
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Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼 @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 21/11/2024
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i dont think you need any improvement but i know a guy who can teach me and its called the gym
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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Big Challenges believes in you
You are strong 
Gaogaogao! You gotta stay strong no matter what happens
You always have your friends and family to support you

Hello Kitty Island adventure
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ScissorMangione @genericsoda.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Me looking through all the mascots on Sanrio's poll site to find Big Challenges
Various promotion art for Doom (2016) showing the main character in hell amidst undead, demons, abominations, beasts, and hellfire.
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Boyks @boyks.neocities.org · 12/04/2025
Game Boy give us a hand!
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
my gif...
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
me seeing my niece and nephew watch boruto
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Actually_tina-At Fanfest @actuallytina.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Found out he apparently just had insurance deny his claim from losing his home in the wildfires and honestly put me on the jury im not convicting
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Many are saying this
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StarryVirtual🌟 @starryvirtual.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
PS5 game library be like:
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
you still talk to rams? having a conversation with them feels like it never left
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
OH WAIT i thought you actually meant on twitter and not here. my b 😔😔
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i've noticed this too..... 😔
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
🫂
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Paul Rudd @therealpaulrudd.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i just laughed so hard I almost threw up
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orin @knbyo.neocities.org · 08/04/2025
today (technically tomorrow but it counts for me) is the birthday of the late great james “kumagawa”, a dear friend and one of the greatest posters to ever do it. rest in power, my man. i know you would have loved solo levelling.
tumblr reblog chain. captainamericaa posts a screenshot of a character from kuroko’s basketball firing a laser out of his hand.
captainamericaa: BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL
kumagawa: this is literally the 92 bulls
captainamericaa: MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND
kumagawa: it’s called a fade away jumper
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
yea idk why they gave foreheads character limits 😒
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
lol cuz mleons
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
what flavor you got?
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 02/04/2025
me when i get burger
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025
they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
i would buy the most expensive video game just to see his smile again...
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
Xavier Renegade Angel
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Mom @milph.mom · 02/04/2025
Shoutouts to that Game Informer 2010 April Fool's feature where they showed that the new Nintendo console would be a purple PS2 with a giant "DO" button. I think of the DO button regularly.
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
saw top secret for the first time last year. might be one of my favorite movies now. he played a good Mel Tormé. rip 🫡
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
this is so sad. they should make a sims 2 video about this...
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
there's you gamer skills and also your parents are international rockstars. i'm surprised being around them didnt get you into playing instruments
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
actually i'm surprised you don't already
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
this is true and you can
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💭 @everquest2.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The App Store is endlessly entertaining to scroll
Screenshot of the game Virtual Baby Dream Family Game on the App Store, published by Naughty Newborn Kid Vs Mom SimDescription reads:
“Welcome to the new world of naughty virtual baby along with amazing home activities. It’s a sequel of newborn baby and virtual mother regular tasks to accomplish. Let’s become a funny newborn baby to do some amazing new baby naughty acts along with your virtual dad and real mother [Author’s Note: ????] Doing some funny babysitter tasks when home was alone. Amazing animations and multiple new born baby funny activities that will blow your mind. Stunning day for virtual baby when home was alone. Let’s make fun with elder brother or broke multiple home appliances to take chill. It’s amazing game of naughty baby that will break everything or Faulk down the fruit vegetables from refrigerator.
**Key Features**
• Thrilling newborn baby activities to accomplish
• Multiple babysitter characters along with customization option. 
• Dream family game-play along with 3D Graphics and visual sound effect.”
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
you're the heroine 🫡⚔️
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Movies Fan (At The Movies) @zephie.net · 27/03/2025
There's an ailment called "disease," very nasty.
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
always loved seeing you post photos of her smiling kitty face. i'm so sorry for your loss 🫂❤️🐈
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh America has no culture? Explain this then
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
nah theyre putting the armored core 6 dlc on that
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corndog @corndogp.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
bloodborne remastered coming to 3ds
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