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Chris Hansen complaining that Primetime, a fictional film, exploited him, the guy who filmed real people and made himself their judge and jury, is very funny

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 11h

It's so weird that people talk about Analog Horror as something new that young folk invented on YouTube when it's all over the 80s

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 14h

I don't know if the posts are especially bad here tonight or if it's all in my stomach

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 16h

I ate too many chicken nuggets

Tomodachi Life
Elsa saying ugh suddenly I have a stomach ache

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 17h

I don't expect I'll play the new Fire Emblem (it's just too much game for me right now, I'm playing shorter stuff) but I appreciate the absolute downpour of cute sexy fan art it's caused on here

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 19h

If you're making a movie called Slayground it should be a bratty fashion comedy and not whatever the hell this movie actually is

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 20h

It's unfair that's I'm at work and he's at home like this

Grey cat Sammy the seal looking very sleepy

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 20h

Another Steam sale?? Didn't we just do this whole dance? Whoops! But hey I could really use the money. I hope you like RPGs about big boys and round fish! So much punching. So much eating. So much beef. Both games include dinosaurs and ghosts, happy Halloween!! store.steampowered.com/developer/SWG

Kaiju Big Battel Fighto Fantasy fight screen

Walthros Renewal
Ohrrpgce game
Bob surlaw is eating eggs

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 23h

September Movies Recap. I wanted to watch more but I couldn't find the energy to pay attention so I laid on the floor a lot.

Primetime 4
Where the devil roams 4
Something in the dirt 5
Shaun the sheep beast bottom 4
Resident evil 4
Ghostbusters 2 4
obsession 2
Demon of Mount oe 4
Hope 4

Practical Magic 4
Evan Almighty 1
Nutty Professor 3
Gorgo 3
the crazies 4
Night of the comet 5
Maximum overdrive 4

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Video game writing peaked here

Goro in Shenmue saying musta has me a bad egg this morning
Gotta hit the can, my man

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whoops I'm at -$21 in the bank until I get paid tomorrow this sucks

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I need to spend more time around outgoing people, I can't keep leading every conversation and organizing every little thing

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Suikoden is a great little game. Suikoden 2, though? Absolute classic. Let's go!!

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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

here she is!!

a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know people just say anything on here but I was still unprepared for a guy going "disliking Marvel movies is right wing coded."

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Defeated King Ghidorah and finished replaying Suikoden. Weirdly one of the easiest final bosses in an RPG, especially following the two fights in the previous dungeon. I relate to these two fates. 15 hours start to finish, with all dudes found! I only had to look up four or five that I'd forgotten.

Crowley
Weary of worldly affairs, he returned to his cave

Lotte
Lives in a little close together with her cat Mina

The party fighting the Golden Hydra but it's seriously King Ghidorah

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't think the trailer for Verity is any good but I laughed when I saw Showalter's name pop up as the director and decided then that yeah, I've got to see it. Plus Anne Hathaway.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My lunch the rest of the week

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I met someone named Echo a few days ago and I struggled to stop myself from saying "ah, like the dolphin." She was lovely.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Car in the grocery store parking lot, lol

The entire hood of the car is painted with Joaquin Phoenix joker

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I spent a decade, from my early 20s to early 30s, caring for sick family members before they died. I don't think I'll ever be able to fully move on from how that impacted me. I've made art about it, I've told stories. I try to think about better times but it was so much of my life.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Goodnight friends, I'm going to try to have a better day tomorrow. Here's a tiny dragon flying around in Suikoden.

Screenshot from the hd release, look at that tiny guy

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salty @owatasalty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

squared up drums

Taiko no Tatsujin fanart. Don-chan and Katsu-chan are stacked on top of Currycutta-Dondy and Yomogimaru like a square

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was so happy this weekend. I wish I could just live on the road and not work. I want to be a wanderer, but able to afford medical bills.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I still have a job but I think it's time to start looking around again

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

HG Wells' great grandson directed We're Back: A Dinosaur Story, Fievel 2, and Mars Needs Moms.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In fifth grade in the early 90s there were boys in my class that would say "look at your hand" and if you did it they'd yell a confirmation of "you're gay." As punishment you had to use an eraser on your skin until it hurt, to undo the gay. If you didn't look at your hand, you got hit.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Few albums more important to me than this one. More now than ever, too.

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't think I can trust people who put their political party in their bio

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I honestly don't get what Fortnite is at this point but the Kill Bill video embarrassed me so it's got that going for it

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Burger Snail @surlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Suikoden 1 and Final Fantasy 4 are my two favorite "I feel like breezing through a short RPG" RPGs

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