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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me in the mid afternoon: 😴 Me like an hour or two before bedtime: 🍗🥕🫑🥔🍅🌶️🧅🔪🫙😋🫠🤦‍♂️ Me the next morning: crap, did I wash the Dallas* glove? *see alt text
Uncooked vegetables and cooked chicken in a glass pot.
Canned tomatoes, widget-chopped potatoes with the skin still on, bell and jalapeno peppers, and onions, prechopped celery (somewhere), and baby and rough cut carrots also with the skin still on. IYKYK.

*I finally picked up some gloves for cutting jalapenos the weekend of the elephant grindr. There was an L missing from their podium, and one where it shouldn't have been on the gloves. Hence they are the Dallas gloves.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Borrowed recipes are cursed knowledge. They change. The original version changes. Or is simply gone. The temptation grows to return just once, just to find out how far it has strayed. You can't. They belong to a time that no longer is.
Korean beef. Sub pork. Sub veggies (mine has cucumber cubes and cauliflower and green pepper and onion). I remember when this sauce was brown, and not translucent reddish brown. An hour away, but you can't go back home.Borsch with beet, carrot, onion, cabbage, green pepper, and pork. Everything but the cabbage somewhat has been stained by the beets. Once upon a time, this was a fixed recipe based on something from long ago. I don't need to ask if she's gone.Boiled coke with lemon and ginger. Well, RC cola and lime now. I have no idea who did this, aside from it probably being one of his Hmong buddies from work. I miss lemon. It gets the job done but those rinds taste so much worse.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
lemonde.fr
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Nate 'The Belated' Carney @inapproprinate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” - Dolly Parton
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Roboburger, part deux. Wildest combo I've put on a burger? Easily, but it works and it's not topped with TF cyclosporass lettuce & that's the important part.
Burger on an onion bun. It is sitting on an old town corelle side dish plate.
Layers from bottom to top: mayo with chunks of green habanada, burger patty, red cabbage, canned artichoke hearts, tomato, and mustard.Mayo with chunks of habanada pepper stirred in with a spoon sticking out to the side, sitting in a frogs and music notes patterned condiment cup.A cartoonish, bordering on extraterrestrial generated image of a burger.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
This, for people who don't follow US soccer, is the coach of the Seattle Sounders donating to the GoFundMe of the fields director at Starfire Sports (where the Sounders used to train), who was just abducted by ICE.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cursed image. I thought the green things looked like artichoke hearts and tried it, and now I think they belong on sandwiches. Still should never trust a skinny chef, let alone one that doesn't even eat.
Sausage with canned artichoke heart and mustard on a silver dollar bun.A semi melted slop burger, like the whole thing looks melty including the bun. Seedless "jalapenos" closer resemble ends of artichoke hearts. A square of orange lacquer drapes over the patty. Do I spy guacamole messily piled on the bottom half of the bun? That'll be three gallons of water with a five percent chance of rolling for SAN loss.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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RESIST | FIGHT™ @resistfight.com · 23/09/2026
LAPD cops working for ICE contractors off duty — while the department fights to keep its moonlighting records hidden. That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ten paragraphs in: "as well as human stem cells in the lab." It was never about the sanctity of life.
wired.com
AI Models Built From Rat Brains Just Got Closer to Reality
The Biological Computing Company is bringing its AI tools to Amazon Web Services in a major boost for a once-fringe field that aims to marry nature with code.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OMGGG 💀💀💀
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lucy is one discerning shopper. 😅😄🥰🐶 - A tiny Yorkshire Terrier named Lucy excitedly buying a plush toy 🧸🐑 that is much bigger than she is. She prefers browsing the store shelves and picking out what she wants on her own. Today, she's decided on a large plush Lamb Chop 😸 #dog #adorable
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/09/2026
Welcome to the Golden Age (via Biblical Activism/IG)
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The judge asked the govt if the Kennedy Center is going bankrupt. You should've seen them backpedal Why so fast? If it's broke, a court puts someone else in charge & they lose control of it @cnn.com👇 -TN
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The treat tax for these pictures has since been paid.
A tabby cat standing on tan carpet. Her face is a stubborn blur of motion above her chest. Stuck there is a red round sticker with the words "I Voted" on it.A tabby cat perched on the leg of a human with gray tie dye print leggings. Behind is tan carpet. A red round "I Voted" sticker is still stuck to her chest as her ears point to the sides and she stubbornly stares off to the side demandingly.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in love.
youtube.com
2026: Time for the Midterms
YouTube video by Hamilton
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 17/09/2026
Some memes are so perfectly spot on!
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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404 Media @404media.co · 15/09/2026
Cops are putting gibberish, jokes, or other nonsense into Flock’s “reason” box, highlighting the casualness and lack of care some cops have when searching an incredibly powerful surveillance system. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports. Read now: www.404media.co/cops-search-...
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So a whistleblower is claiming more felonies for Trumpy and his gang of criminals. Padilla needs to do more than mean tweets. Congress needs to grow a phucking spine.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The director of the next FNAF sequel called...
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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Two new staff members were hired by Mitch McConnell today to help him get around as he returns to Congress
The two living guys from Weekend at Bernie's
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The Verge @theverge.com · 14/09/2026
Privacy activists note that ending Flock contracts won’t be enough to stop mass surveillance. The Flock backlash has reportedly enriched Axon, the company that also makes Tasers and body-worn cameras. Read more from @gabydvj.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/99441...
Verge hed: Your local Flock camera may be gone, but you're still being surveilled
by Gaby Del Valle

Photo of a Flock camera
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hooman goto hooman vet medicine an nao he liek orange boi again. Probs gobba eet is nogood stinkifuds to fast liek one tonite. Betta den rona. Himb liek orange boi for daysss.
Tabby cat resting her head on the thigh of a people. She has claimed a couple fingers of a hand to the right of her as more pillow.A red bandage with a cursive W on it, stuck on an upper arm.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mavis seems to think the gloves worked well enough to keep my hands from burning later. I hope she's right.
Uncooked soup with a red ladle sticking out. Potatoes, onion, tomato, jalapeno, and verdolagas sit in a swamp of watery pork sausage.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Just one more thing, Mr. Saruman, why does a man of peace need ten thousand Uruk-hai? I’m no wizard, but that feels a little like overkill.”
static.klipy.com
Peter Falk as Columbo Pondering
ALT: Peter Falk as Columbo Pondering
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026
Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Calligraphy may be dying, but what's left of it is still safe from the robots taking over.
A folded yellow rubber cleaning glove. In the middle of a textured section is the word "Lmall" in raised cursive lettering.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm starting to wonder if carrot greens are for eating or just making broth. The stems are still kinda woody after three hours.
Another round of tortellini in a swamp of vegetables. Shreds of stringy Parmesan are strewn about.Cooked soup base with sausage and vegetables. There is a layer of orange grease at the top, dirty dishwater colored broth a hint of froth peeking out through breaks in the grease.Two pots on a stove. To the rear is a small brown glass pot with a handle and swamp of carrot greens in it. In front is a large brown glass stock pot with water and raw ingredients in it.

Pink clumps of ground sausage float alongside roughly diced cauliflower stem, baby carrot halves, mushroom, diced tomato, and leek.
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The rest of the cauliflower filled most of a grocery bag. Cauliflower is not plural. Farmer's market pumpkins are supposed to be soon. I may need a wheelbarrow.
Tortellini flopping in a swamp of creamy tan broth, pork sausage, and vegetables. Standing up at odd angles are sticklike shreds of Parmesan. A swamp of creamy tan broth and herbs, thick with meat and vegetables. In the swamp is pork sausage, chopped cauliflower leaves, shallot, mushroom, diced tomatoes, and purslane.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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Lori 🇺🇦🐸🌊 @coalsmom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey remember that cop that shot and killed a bernadoodle wearing a Knicks jersey back in June? Well they sure hope you forgot about it. That's the plan. BIG BIG shock, but no final disciplinary action or criminal charges have been announced yet.
latimes.com
L.A. sued over police shooting of dog wearing Knicks T-shirt
Attorneys for Marie Marseille filed a civil rights lawsuit against the city of Los Angeles seeking damages for what the suit contends was undue use of force in the fatal shooting of her dog, Jameson.
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cities dumped Flock cameras over surveillance abuse, then signed with Axon instead. Same tracking tech, different logo. Oh, and Trump bought up to $5 million in Axon stock 2 weeks before ICE gave it a $220M contract. Gross corruption. Video from @moreperfectunion.bsky.social #CostOfCorruption
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🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A resident of Sochi looks away from the TV with Russian propaganda to look out the window
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Mavis Beacon wants churu 😺 @corgionstilts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kinda hard for them to vibe code their way out of this one 🤣🤣🤣
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jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s think for yourself thursday
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Officers illegally stopped, detained, and arrested a Navy veteran after he lawfully recorded a traffic stop. Then they tracked him for weeks using Flock Safety cameras. reason.com/2026/09/02/w...
reason.com
Wisconsin cops used Flock over 100 times to track a Navy veteran after he lawfully recorded a traffic stop
A lawsuit claims the Waukesha County Sheriff’s Office used the cameras in retaliation against the vet for exercising his First Amendment right.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We handed our privacy, dating lives, and human connection over to ad algorithms without consent. From constant surveillance to dating apps designed to keep us single for profit, tech broke its promise of freedom. We must demand tech stewardship and reclaim our lives! 🎥 The Nexus Institute
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Edenfields @edenfields.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We like cat grass
Orange & white cat Cornfields walks toward the camera with his tail up, while behind him b&w cat Eden nibbles grass from a blue flower pot
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 31/08/2026
Greg Abbott, Ken Cockeye Paxton, Dan Patrick & what you HAVE TO KNOW is coming your way in your state!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/08/2026
Trump has been rigging polls in his favor for at least 11 years with the help of Michael Cohen. A brief trip down memory lane, with receipts: www.muellershewrote.com/p/trump-has-...
muellershewrote.com
Trump Has Been Rigging Polls for Over a Decade
A new Truth Social post from Donald Trump has everyone talking about Trump using the FCC to rig polls in his favor. But this isn’t the first time he’s rigged the polls.
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Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Reposting Dolly’s coleslaw recipe for no reason
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