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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn

@corgibloodtime.bsky.social
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BG3 side account. Don't take what I say too seriously because I sure don't. 40/she/they. Bisexual. World's OKest sillyposter. Excellent tastes in reblogs. I love Astarion and I love making fun of Astarion even more. My OC is Ruse Tav Road.

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The Walking Tim @daddymulk.bsky.social · 10h
It’s time.
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worst girl 🔞 @planetcoma.bsky.social · 1h
Kinktober day 1 - Cuckolding Starting unnecessarily ugly but I always wanted to do this #Karlach #Astarion #Dammon #Hellspawn #Starlach #kinktober2026 #kinktober #bg3 #nsfwart #myart
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Art of Arthos - Comms Open!! @artofarthos.com · 13h
Some Karlach since it's been too long :3 ❤️‍🔥 #art #digitalart #bg3 #fanart #muscles
Artwork of Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3. She's seen with her back facing the viewer with her butt cropped out. She's flexing with her arms up showing off her back muscles. Featured on her are burn scars, tattoos, and exhaust nubs for her furnace of a heart. She has a set of horns with one of them broken off, pointy tiefling ears, and one of the sides of her head is shaved.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 1h
How it feels to voice an opinion on anything ever
Stock photo of a blond woman dressed as a thief maneuvering around lasers
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DistractedElf @distractedelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're trying to get the party together for an adventure #dnd
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Lyrus @callmelyrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mechanic Shadowheart, my beloved 😍 Her fic shenanigans can be found on my AO3. #bg3 #au #shadowheart #mechanicAU #enginegrease
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Dom the rat man / comms open @opensethame.bsky.social · 22h
#ItemDesign #DnD #D&D #TTRPG #Art #Prop #PropDesign
Inventory of items arranged on dark mauve background. a corroded sword in an intricate display case, map and charting tools, damaged book with research papers and a magnifying glass, a ring of keys, a flask, a pocket watch, a notepad, a looking glass, glasses, a vial of blue glowing liquid and a blue frog.
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key @lefttwix.com · 19h
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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ScareBlue Tales | Laura @scarebluetales.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will keep beating #Astarion #BG3 #painting
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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𝔅𝔞𝔫 @brabblesban.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hellspawn won the poll <3
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HIMU @himu-fanart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Rite of Profane Ascension will be mine, and he won't see a scrap of its glory. I am going to complete the ritual as the Ascendant, and then I am going to kill him.
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Michie Ancunín @michieivory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Punishing Astarion into microwave
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vibes are rancid. I'm out for a few days.
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Karkki @karkkidoesart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not a fan of this cruise he didn't ask for #art #wip
Marcus is sits inside an illithid pod and says: Fuck.
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lepaondu 🐋🐳 @lepaondu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
soft nsfw Wish I would post more suggestive or full nsfw pic on my account, but i'm still a bit shy about it... Meanwhile, please enjoy Lae'zel's obssession over my dragonborn's maw ~ #bg3 #laezel #dragonborn #fanart #nsfw
Doodle of my dragonborn, Sir Gregory and Lae'zel from Baldur's gate 3.
They're both naked, Lae'zel is on his chest getting close to his open mouth, admiring his teeth and tongue.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#tavqotd Tired.
Ruse Road, a human Tav in armor, from Baldur's Gate 3
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Alouki @alouki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gale Dekarios fanart #bg3 #bg3gale #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep
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LySandra Vuong ➡️ Covenant Vol 6 KICKSTARTER @explodikid.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Astarion 🩸 #BaldursGate3
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s why you play honor mode and if you miss a dice role you die instantly and lose 20 hours of progress. You do this over and over until you basically have a PhD in bg3 and win without dying once and then you have the achievement and you’re like why did I do that
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
halsin
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Aoi 💖✨COMMS OPEN ✨ @excellentch0ice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Release date will be tonight midnight!! #astarion | #myart | #bg3
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. That explains why a bunch of D&D audiobooks on youtube just got pulled down after being up for years. 2. Since the start of the year, I've been rereading a lot of the old D&D novels either for the first time or the first time since I was a kid. A lot of the times, they are... something.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
That bathing TavQOTD reminded me of this tierlist I downloaded off of tumblr ages ago. I'm willing to hear arguments.
A tierlist of "How they bathe"

Every bath is an experience: candles, oils, and absolute privacy: Astarion, Minthara, Shadowheart, Gale

scrubs self like a pan left to soak overnight and comes out looking like a boiled tomato: Wyll, Jaheira

*dunks self in nearest body of water* ok i'm clean: Halsin

'bathe'? is that french word? : Karlach, Minsc

in a complicated, on-again-off-again relationship with soap: Lae'zel, Withers
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Aspiringlandmermaid @aspiringlandmerm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🩸✨ #astarion #bg3 #bg3fanart #baldursgate
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Takarb (𝐓𝐊★@Twt) @takarblism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Hope this works!" #Batstarion
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Considering for the very first time a *tav* that has had a prior hookup with gortash, completely unrelated to anything about the absolute or his being a banite or a criminal or anything like that. Actually. Considering a tav that's had a hookup with any major npc. So many really funny choices
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine roleplaying as one of ulder ravenguard's exes
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Nessy 🦄 @nessyfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🔥 Karlach 🔥 #karlach #karlachbg3 #karlachcosplay #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #dungeonsanddragons #baldursgatecosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #baldursgate3cosplay #larianstudios
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Limm Oxy Art 18+ (Comms open) 🏳️‍🌈 @limmoxy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shibari #kinktober2024 #BaldursGate3 #Astarion #NSFWart #bg3
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TC @tcustodis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game night
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GloomCookie @digitaldreamr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Belated birthday gift for @lightm000.bsky.social ! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #karlach #hellspawn
Nsfw art of two Karlach’s riding Astarion's to the faewild and back
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My incredibly specific #wyllstarion headcanon: In the game, Wyll comments on how Astarion sounds his age because of his word choice. So you know when they get married, Astarion will be learning every new turn of phrase used by young humans and he will be using it wrong on purpose to annoy Wyll.
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サメナイ53 @stellatime296.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
摸鱼 #bg3 #DarkUrge
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kamesama-d503.bsky.social @kamesama-d503.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A meme. #bg3 #Astarion
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friend: letting you know that I finally got to act 3 of BG3! Me: Ah, yes. The clown corpse collecting section. Friend: The what now? Me realizing I spoke too soon: Uh... Don't worry about it.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
.... bg3
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Kels @eleafjaykhs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hehe… 😵‍💫🥰 #astarion #astarionfanart #fanart #bg3fanart #comic #inking
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FoxxyCanuck 💖🩸💖 Hello darlings... @foxxycanuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posting some older VP from last year... I just have always loved how they came out and how I processed them. Not to mention his quizzical or skeptical looks on his face... #Astarion #BG3 #BG3vp #Love4Astarion
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
After the events of Baldur's Gate 3, Ruse literally falls down a whole mountain while wearing full plate armor and Astarion spends the next 15 years gleefully telling people it was the loudest sound he ever heard.
Astarion and Ruse Road in the Last Light Inn. Ruse is drinking from a goblet.
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Eezmenee @eezmenee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This. Except also, this.
Dog with a ball meme that’s says “no draw, only imagine”
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⊹˚ Jen .ᐟ 🎃 @lilpinkfrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I feel really bad just liking my moots’ vent posts. I’m soso sorry, I DON’T like that you’re having a horrible day 😭😭 I just don’t wanna leave you on seen and want you to feel validated in a way but idk what to say 😭😭
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, done reposting. I wanted to brighten up the timeline up a bit after a rough week (went to the ER) and there's nothing that makes me feel better than laughing at my own jokes. 😊
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I do find it really funny every time Astarion - an unrepentant racist asshole - tries to stand up for Undead Rights just so he can be offended about it.
A screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion is standing outside rhe Rosymorn Monastary. He says, "Undead crushed underfoot. I'll try not to take it personally."
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
friend on pillowfort said that minthara would say astarion wasn't a true Yankees fan. and yeah she'd do that.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Astarion decided he needed to stand right there when I was trying to talk a different pale dead guy.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Much like how your average white woman has the ability to conjure a single lattle when Taylor Swift releases an album, I think Astarion can magically summon a glass of red wine once a day if he can think of something remarkably bitchy to say.
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Babygirl - I know you got a lot riding on this but hold on for ten fucking seconds. Mommy's busy trying use her high charisma stat to ethically talk a guy into killing himself.
A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion in the Temple of Shar looks exasperated as he says, "So he's the one who slaughtered the Justiciars. We can kill him now?"
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CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn @corgibloodtime.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
he's so pleased with himself
A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion stands with his back to the camera in front of a portrait of the Githyanki leader, Vlaakith. A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion is reaching above the camera to draw something.A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion stands with his back to the camera in front of a portrait of the Githyanki leader, Vlaakith. Now her portrait is covered in crudely drawn horns, glasses, and a goatee.A screenshot from Baldur's Gate 3. Astarion is looking very pleased with himself.
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