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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕

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Evil gnome central. Find me also here: fable2.tumblr.com www.twitch.tv/snailcities archiveofourown.org/users/williamTs…

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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 20h
OKAY I have uploaded it now! I couldn't spend any more time trying to figure out how to convert it for other programs, but I've included instructions on how to do that. Available for download on my site <3 ch1keng.carrd.co
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anybody who follows me here wants a near-new size S underworks binder lmk. I am happy for it to go to anyone who's willing to pay the shipping cost (from Sydney, Aus). Only worn once for a few hours at a convention. Has not been stretched out in any way, works great, I won't need it again (🥳🧑‍⚕️🔪🎉)
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sailor Moon would destroy Parsipan with ease, there's no question, he's 100% dead in a pile of dust on the ground
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Tom Holland has shared the butthole suction cup technique he uses to stay sitting stuck to the underside of surfaces like this (Source: tinyurl.com/yb5zxf27)
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anybody who follows me here wants a near-new size S underworks binder lmk. I am happy for it to go to anyone who's willing to pay the shipping cost (from Sydney, Aus). Only worn once for a few hours at a convention. Has not been stretched out in any way, works great, I won't need it again (🥳🧑‍⚕️🔪🎉)
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm unsure exactly how to phrase this or what to cw for, but because Bhaal more or less built Parsipan around his womb I think if Parsipan had resisted in act 3 he would have received the worlds most violent supernatural hysterectomy 💀 awful visual for the party to witness
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm starting to lose my buccal fat to age and/or stress but not in a hashtag looksmaxxing way so much as a cartoon villain hollow cheeks way. Which is not really surprising but I did think I had a few more years of the transmasc baby-face effect before I started morphing into an evil sorceror
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Considering for the very first time a *tav* that has had a prior hookup with gortash, completely unrelated to anything about the absolute or his being a banite or a criminal or anything like that. Actually. Considering a tav that's had a hookup with any major npc. So many really funny choices
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This screenshot of Anatol and Wyll kissing in the HoH kills me every time I remember it. Do you fucking mind, man
Screenshot of bg3 where Wyll is kissing a muscular drow tav. Standing close by in the background is Astarion, staring at the kiss intently
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Sarah 🔞 @drawbabycrybaby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Working on more of these tonight, I am dangerously low on gas and need to get service for my phone if anyone can help me out and is interested
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do love a slow burn with late confessions but one of my favourite things about parsigale is that they're both immediately interested + open about that, but can't proceed at all because of the orb. So gale has to just sit there chastely all act 1 while parsipan finds other people to play with
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about the AU where Gale left his tower earlier and went through bg while searching for an orb cure and instead got captured by bhaalists and trapped in the temple at Parsipan's mercy. And Parsipan eventually lets him go and that's the inciting incident for Orin's mutiny
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god child Gale would have been a menace about bedtime. Illusions to make it look like he's sleeping, putting a silencing charm on his room and darkness at the door edges so you can't see he's got lights up, summoning toys that were confiscated...
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communist cat 🔜 gwf!!! @oricore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s squidge.org !! It’s a lot lesser known but iirc it’s what ao3 recommends as a permanent image host for fandom related art and things (particularly nsfw and stuff that’s disallowed on other image hosts)
squidge.org
Squidge.org, a Space for Fandom because Fandom deserves a Space
Wolf Website Designer Template. This is a responsive, mobile-friendly web page template.
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Muffin 🔞 it's kinky time @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every time I hear Gale say Ambition it feels like a Terry Pratchett bit. I can hear you're saying it with a capital letter.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Parsipan has difficulty with "you're beautiful". He doesn't think he's Very ugly, but he's a monster, not a muse, and gnome men aren't exactly the average Baldurian's ideal. So he grew up internalising all the gnome height jokes, and his role as Bhaal's chosen was to inflict his attention on others,
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've just had the very funny thought that Jaheira probably thinks Gale is the bad influence on Parsipan rather than the other way around. I mean, they exacerbate each other, but she's only known them from the point where Parsipan was already fully dedicated and does everything for Gale's sake
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ScareBlue Tales | Laura @scarebluetales.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yousen #BG3 #Painting
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belgian scientists need to try again from scratch maybe
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
May i entertain you with coquette gengar #pokemon
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't bring myself to quote the 'tv show that raised you' post because I don't think I have any that count but. Did any of you watch hr pufnstuf as a kid?? bc we had some eps on vhs and I was *fascinated*. And apparently bsky only has a gif from the mechanical boy song (objectively the best one)
static.klipy.com
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Replica004 | Sara Zeno Camponeschi @replica004.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A cage of your own making... [Count Strahd von Zarovich 🦇]
Bust illustration of Strahd von Zarovich, infamous Count of Barovia. He's walking on a battlefield, clad in green flames, a smug expression on his face. Strahd appears as a 40-something man, but is in fact a vampire, with pale skin and dark hair. He wear a rich vest with armor and fur.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hmmmm I'm going to finish the assessment I had blocked for this weekend early, maybe I draw parsigale as the cover of gale's porn book... Parsipan definitely has the hair length for the composition lol
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Magic leash for a beast...................................
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I know in game it works on them but if durge is technically a titan does that mean hold person shouldn't work? There arent any examples of humanoid titans, the closest is maybe celestial or fiend?? Oh my god would you have to use hold monster???
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thinking about Gale's epilogue party kiss and how long he makes the player wait for it. You just KNOW this man loves edging and orgasm control. Anyway has anybody ever heard of a little spell called "Hold Person", I hear it's very interesting with a wide range of applications,,
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가엉 @legaltaboo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
게일ㄹ
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Sarah 🔞 @drawbabycrybaby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I did not get my paycheck and im working on the ones I got and able to take on a few more as I did not expect this job messing up my onboarding and direct deposit:(
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Karkki @karkkidoesart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#KarkkiPlaysBG3 #bg3 #art The girlies!! I don't hate Karlach's outfit, it's very punk rock aesthetic, but like it is just nonsensical. I thought it would translate very well to lansknecht fashion with all the slashing and silliness. It does make sense to me that she wouldn't be wearing 1/4
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Karkki @karkkidoesart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#KarkkiPlaysBG3 #bg3 #art So I continued thinking about the clothing system of Fearûn and decided to give the origin companions new designs. Here's first the boys. I like Astarion's and Gale's camp fits, so I only made small changes but I passionately hate Wyll's default fit so he's is very 1/5
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Munkao @munkao.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gossip-godlings: Extroverted deities so addicted to human drama, they pivoted to govern over secrets, scandals and stories.
Southeast Asian Fantasy: 4 adventurers hover over a bronze statue, statue is talking to them. 
Text below: "So I told her, I said, girl, these offerings ain't nowhere near enough to tell you where the ruby is." - Gossip-godling Sanba.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everybody loves my soup #epicsoup
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YUE @yueart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
過去絵 絵墨・透明水彩
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I made this duck soup yesterday and it's so good. I am not usually one to foodblog but you all need to see this soup.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like that on the surface world Parsipan sticks out like a sore thumb but everywhere in the underdark he blends in to nature. Like being blessed with a permanent ghillie suit but then you end up living in a mall (baldur's gate) so whats even the point
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Parsipan doesn't like to think about this sort of thing too hard. He intentionally doesn't dwell on it because it makes him feel bad He thinks he's inseparable from Bhaal, so what's Bhaal's is his, so he'd assert yes The first time he has to face that it might be a no, he has a serious breakdown
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can. Um. Can god gale use magic to make normally unfuckable holes fuckable .
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🎤 I think Gale's first time was with his own simulacrum because he wanted to practice as much as possible and be Mr Impressive by the time he got to a real partner, and then the first time he had a real partner he fumbled it *catastrophically*
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A solid 3/10 for self-assuredness. Maybe a 4. Could be worse, but not by much. Somehow still manages to get what he wants eventually (1st section Parsipan pov, 2nd~4th Gale pov. Warning: he's pushy about it and there's vomit)
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do we think Gale knew before the journey how much he likes a sweaty partner or do we think he discovered that in act 1 when he realised he likes tav's travel "musk" Bc his previous canon choices (mystra and an unnamed florist) don't seem indicative of him having known
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gale porn scenario abundance today
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wait Parsipan can also ride his face while this is happening. Gale Dekarios' Really Good Evening
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bones-art-comms.bsky.social @bones-art-comms.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#bg3 #baldursgate3 #raphael
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm thinking about sensation play and edging and Gale's long hair fetish. Which is to say I'm thinking about Parsipan gently moving his hair over Gale's dick so just the ends stroke it and Gale climaxing from just that.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
gale dekarios midlife crisis hotdog vendor arc when
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Parsipan believes that it is both. There are evil beings (himself), and there are also evil actions that neutral beings (most other mortals) can and should be encouraged to take. The unwilling should be culled as soon as convenient, the willing may be temporarily spared so long as they benefit him
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they cut off the bottom part of the Mona Lisa because she is wearing the Hot Topic big pants with all the zippers and loops
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have to confess that when Parsipan makes an innocent expression I do want to pinch his cheeks and dote on him, despite everything. I think it's something about his giant ears that gives me the same emotions as when I look at a very small kitten
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ㅈㅑㅇJhang @jhang.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
현대위브의이해입문 교수 게일 데카리오스2 #GaleDekarios
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