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Kids, your father and I don't know how to tell you this, so we've asked Claude to explain to you why mommy and daddy are divorced, and it will be MY Claude because he's on my side

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 8h

Hearing the half hour door count and immediately going for break bc I know damn well it's the only way I'm gonna get one

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 8h

I'm not a mom but I do kind of feel like one bc every day I want to quit my job but then I see my staff's sweet little cherub faces and I can do it for them

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Booo-ca Soppres-satantic. @lucasalami.bsky.social · 9h

Wow 200 people got together to voice a concern about the character of their community. I expect the province to immediately intervene and fix this problem. If 50 or 60 people being upset about infill gets unprecedented interventions, why do I get the feeling it's not gonna happen here?

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 8h

I bought the Conair one from Costco

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

girl no disrespect but tarot readers are scam artists don't even sweat it

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

The song of the day is, yet again, Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

Once you get a garment steamer you really can't go back to wearing unsteamed garments

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 12h

Ironically the document in question is my performance evaluation, like yeah it'll get there when it gets there, if you don't like that then you can simply stare it in the performance eval

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 12h

If they wanted me to keep giving them my free labor perhaps they should not have gone with a candidate who has a decade less experience with me, but what do I know?

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 12h

LOL not my department manager giving me shade because I didn't answer my email last night to give her permission on a document. You guys didn't want to promote me, remember? I don't check my emails off hours anymore!

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

you are about to get your shit rocked by the sandman, manifest

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Looking good on film is not one of my face's top priorities and I have no choice but to respect that

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just want you all to know that me posting an unflattering video of myself is deeply vulnerable and speaks volumes to my comedic dedication

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ScAaron feat. Hellson the dog @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Do you agree that the Government of Alberta should be able to pistol-whip your mom while pouring sugar in your gas tank? ⭕️ YES ⭕️ NO

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

making it really hard to make an honest living spending my inheritance on my lake property, thanx immigrants

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

For those of you who aren't from here, a small group of assholes who piss and shit themselves for a living got the fascist provincial government to overturn Edmonton's zoning bylaws by crying loudly

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Equally as good as if you had found the gif tbh

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

lowkey want to make a tiktok where all I'm doing is my nimby boomer impression because it's so fuckin good

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"oh yeah? Well if we build more housing where will the CARS go??" - person who literally can't even get through all of Go, Dog, Go! in one sitting

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

🥁Jeffrey Rath can suck my balls🥁 🎷 David Parker can suck my balls🎷 🪇Danielle Smith can suck my balls🪇 🎸all you fascists can suck my balls🎸

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just as well, I've heard the British Hatman is called the Cap Lad and he's terrifying

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

thinkin about this bunk ass referendum got me pissed the fuck OFF again

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think Mouse is a good name for my cat because he has round lil ears and a big long tail. That being said if I had to go back and do it all over again I would name him Pukey for sure

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You've been listening to Limp Bizkit again haven't you

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Violence is, regrettably, almost always the answer

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is childish and cruel. I'm sorry dude

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We finally have started hiring people for the new store and today we have like 30 new staff starting, there are so many new friends in my playground and I feel very excited

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don't know how to break this to you but you were incredibly hot at your tiny-bit-larger size too

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Mommy Skeletonlegs 🕸️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thank you both for the validation, I'll come outta this eventually but until then I'll be more patient and gentle with myself

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