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he/him. chicago. i am cool. i am handsome. i am both cool and handsome

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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
holy fuckin shit iuts a fucking flying car!!!
chitty chitty bang bang from the movie chitty chitty bang bang. the car is flying
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
charles martinet playing a wizard of oz that looks like this
screenshot of the "mario in real time" demo that nintendo would run at e3 in the 90s. as seen here: youtube.com/shorts/REYJCHOsNYI
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I loved this cheesesteak so much I am now AT the restaurant, in person, to have some more
Interior of Monster Vegan in Philly. It’s a neon lit room with lots of purple and pink
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Monster Vegan in Philly is pretty good!! I could only eat half of my sandwich bc it was so big and rich but dude check it out
a big huge delicious cheesesteak from Monster Vegan in Philly
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi folks it’s me the business traveler
a sunny blue sky in the background and a big airbus engine in the foreground. (I’m on a plane taking a photo out of my window)
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s the same thing
post from May 11 2026 describing a time my grandma drew a frowny face on a broken magnet to teach me a weird lesson
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not even one year ago tucker carlson went on the megyn kelly show to talk about "god, surviving a demon attack, and UFOs"
a stupid headline with steve inskeep's byline on it that reads "Tucker Carlson has reconsidered Trump. And quite a bit else"
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
looks like another blackhawk over chicago today, this time over lincoln square
screenshot of flight24 of a blackhawk helicopter hovering over lincoln square today around 1:25 p.m.
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Vivi is like “that crafty son of a bitch got out but HOW”
A Nebelung cat, Micah, on a leash outside. He’s standing on some mulch next to a bush he lovesour newest cat — a torbie named Vivi —  looking at us through the window just above our heads
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
screenshot from Star Wars Revenge of the Sith depicting the famous darth plagueis the wise scene. specifically the part where palpy says “it’s ironic”
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s Vivi
a torbie cat sitting on a bed looking extremely cute and sweet and perfect like a little baby angel from heaven
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Matt Johnson from NtBtS doing like a soyface or something with his mouth open in surprise
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
he’s searching for more
Our Nebelung cat Micah walking in some grass looking motivated
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s already longer than I usually let it get
a man turning his face 3/4 to the side showing a brown beard streaked with gray
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it was his second most-said thing right behind "NOW YOU FUCKED UP"
a screenshot of abe lincoln from the wkuk sketch about how lincoln was assassinated (for being really annoying during the play)
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sorry to infect the timeline but look at this. just look at it!!!
A screenshot of the clearly AI run “the snoopy family” page on Facebook. “Are you OK with the US military using deadly force to protect the border,”A screenshot of the clearly AI run “the snoopy family” page on Facebook. “My mom used to rinse dirty cloth diapers in the toilet…”A screenshot of the clearly AI run “the snoopy family” Facebook page. “Taking a Sunday drive was an actual event…”
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
weird al yankovic single “I lost on jeopardy” edited to say “I lost on Bluesky”
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
absolutely not
screenshot from email: "Ready to order Taco Bell with Venmo? (taco emoji)"
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
imagining these guys chatting, commenting on how they expect things to play out today
the old NFL on Fox crew: Terry Bradshaw, Curt Menefee, Howie Long, Jimmy Johnson, Michael Strahan
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the movie’s outdoor daytime shots reminded me of shroom trips I’ve had
An exterior daytime shot from Backrooms depicting a brightly colored motel with yellow picnic benches and an uncanny blue sky above
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the food critics are very pleased
Caleigh eating her gourmet chef prepared cat meal Micah eating his gourmet chef prepared meal
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my god it’s perfect
Street art where someone has scrawled “poop” (with quotations) and the Os have what look like nipples (making them titties) or they are eyes
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
hell yeah
big red bowl of vegan saag paneer a la me
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
yep this looks like a prohibited Garfield alright
old image I made of a bunch of wrong Garfield
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
clean greens
a huge bowl of greens for saag paneer under running water
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
thanks to elon musk the cover for the ps1 edition of x-com: terror from the deep is ruined
cover of x-com: terror from the deep for the ps1. the way it's formatted, x-com looks like x (dot) com
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Has it ever occurred to us that there *are* no new Pokemon? Oh, they *say* we have new Pokemon. But have we thought what these new Pokemon do, and why they do what they do? And why we need new Pokemon? I mean, there are three or four for every day of the year. What's wrong with Pikachu or Meowth?
a screenshot of Andre talking to Wally from My Dinner With Andre
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
a screenshot of tim heidecker from his stand-up special "An Evening with Tim Heidecker"
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it’s lake
a big shot of Lake Michigan in all its splendor
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“you’re the red white and blue ohhh the funny things you do America America this is you”
Taylor Swift singing the national anthem at the World Series in 2008
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
when you're a sim in the sims
a screenshot of a post from /r/girldinnerdiaries titled "Didn't get the job -- meaning I can date the interviewer"
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
in all seriousness I had fun drawing treasure lines and circles with dry erase markers
Treasure Island being played by a small group of people around a table
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
that one meme image of trump going "wow, i didn't know that" after ruth bader ginsburg died
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
scratch that now we’re outside to collect and eat grass
Our Nebelung cat Micah munching on some tall grass
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
in honor of green goop i made some green goop for dinner (palak paneer)
a huge red bowl of vegan palak paneer and rice
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
screenshot of the scene from ninja turtles where the turtles get oozed
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the end makes for a perfect gif
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
he knows he’s not allowed on my pc but he sits there anyway. life of Micah
Micah the Nebelung cat sitting on my pc case
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
like come on man what do i even do with this?? it’s huge!!!
A big towel made of what I assume is a comic book cover of The Savage Sword of Conan
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
why does he look like he's got an adult head on a kid body
a screenshot of child link with a big ole head from the oot remake teaser in the nintendo direct today (june 9, 2026)
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have a shelf with a bunch of my old game books and guides that I thankfully never tossed. my favorite one other than Warcraft 2/Starcraft is the MtG Shandalar book because of all the large format old card artwork
MtG Shandalar book art of a treasure chest. Text reads: 7. If you’ve never played magic before…MtG Shandalar book art of a dragon. Text reads: 4. Help for the Magic impaired
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
it’s not this one is it?
Black and white photo of a hydralisk in an old StarCraft 1 prima guide
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
update: the ufo redditors are not happy they’ve been duped
Reddit post: “If it was ever time to overthrow a government, it'd be about now

These bastards have made us hate each other for decades when they are the evil bastards”Reddit post: “I hate to break it to you but the entire hype around "UFO's" is a psyop. They want people to blame aliens and have their heads literally in the clouds rather than pay attention to rising fascism and capitalist imperialism.”Reddit post: “Dehumanizing immigrants by installing "alien" as a concept is mind-blowing and I can't understand how they perverted the language decades ago with the "illegal aliens" wording.”Reddit post: “Dude fuck this admin. This boils my blood more than immigration, and I’ve been directly affected.”
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
like this
a man’s hand holding a closed brown banana over a sink a man’s hand holding an open brown banana over a sink
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
screenshot of tim heidecker doing his famous "coke or pepsi" bit
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
hope this never happens to me
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When I was 18, I saw for the first time in my life, an image of clarity. I saw a game for the Super Nintendo that, as simple as it seemed, changed my being, changed who I am. Made me who I am. Enlightened me. It was no more than maybe a month and a half old. A game. What was it called? Bubsy.
John Blyth Barrymore in his role of a lifetime for Lasagna Cat, as seen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&vl=en
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
we should be so happy
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it's me @coolguytim.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
a screenshot of neon night riders from tmnt 4: turtles in time
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