Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026me every time I figure out one of the gravity falls codes: wow I'm 000
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 27/09/2026idk man sometimes you just gotta be genuine about something I think it's really important to praise things that are meaningful to you, even if it feels kind of embarrassing. Life's short, tell folks they matter. 021
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've been playing with thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com for a while and I keep thinking back to this one moment from the #GravityFalls Q&A in Philly... 110
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that moment when you've been spamming swears at the #GravityFalls website just to see all the funny error messages and then you get 141
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I got a fun new Widow's Bay shirt and I turned around to get my phone to take a photograph but when I turned back, I-- hi Haint, lmao 141
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There are literally like four block parties in my neighborhood today. I’m so full of local treats. I love Philadelphia. 010
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 17/09/2026had an interesting night on the town tonight #GravityFalls 091
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 15/09/2026so like is mike schur making a series specifically for me or what 130
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my father and I have been watching a lot of terrible movies together lately and we've come to the conclusion that if you say his name in the mirror three times, Eric Roberts will appear and star in literally any film. 110
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 02/09/2026dad and I are currently drinking absinthe and watching "bigfoot vs db cooper" and it's mostly just really boring gay cheesecake so far and I just keep saying "I'm so glad I'm drunk for this" like, all they do in this movie is change their clothes and jog 121
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saw Coyote vs Acme today and really enjoyed it. One must imagine the coyote happy. 🥹 140
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 25/08/2026jay behpoornia for your consideration campaign when #gamechanger #gamechangerspoilers 040
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 15/08/2026fanart of my book, new kingdom hearts trailer...static.klipy.comThe SimpsonsAlt: everything's coming up milhouse! 130
Reposted by SarahBsky Sisyph🪨s Guy @livelaughshove.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Too early to start on some AITNISTS fanart? 111
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hello, all! The ebook for AITNISTS, my beloved m/m minotaur romance, is finally available to purchase for anyone who's interested in it. You can either buy it on my store or through Patreon. (1/2) sehawthorne.bigcartel.com/product/and-...sehawthorne.bigcartel.comAnd In The Night I See The Stars • SE Hawthorne LGBT romanceA DRM-free ebook version of the novel And In The Night, I See The Stars by S.E. Hawthorne. A queer minotaur romance. 231
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 11/08/2026me: I want to write something fun and charming and easy me an hour later: I need six library books 020
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 11/08/2026#gamechangerspoilers watching tonight's episode of #gamechanger like 100
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Now that I'm finally publishing AITNISTS, I should probably start using Bluesky again, huh? I cut back on social media use for mental health reasons, but I want to start dipping my toe back in. Anyway, the AITNISTS ebook is available now for Patrons and will be available for purchase Wednesday! 031
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’m sorry my best friend Sora just turned up WHERE?? 200
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Wow. I haven't used bluesky in quite a while because I've been trying to cut back on my doomscrolling, but I got a flurry of notifications today that I'm still getting my head around. It seems like a lot of you are interested in the m/m minotaur story I wrote two years ago, and that's exciting! 110
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 07/02/2026tumblr is still down... what the hell am I supposed to do, work??media.tenor.coma cat with a sad look on its face is laying down on a yellow blanketAlt: a cat with a sad look on its face is laying down on a yellow blanket 000
Reposted by Sarahsam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 16/01/2026BREAKING: CNN reports that antifa tricked ICE agents into crashing and destroying vehicle by painting a tunnel on a brick wall 18016
Reposted by SarahDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 15/01/2026this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar" 3977881692
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 14/01/2026tonight must be new wave night at the local bar because it is just bop after bopmedia.tenor.coma kermit the frog is dancing in front of a disney logoAlt: a kermit the frog is dancing to once in a lifetime 010
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Hilton is trying to make it harder to close your Hilton Honors account. Joke's on you, I'm freelance. I have all the time in the world to sit on hold and get shuffled around. I was finally given an email address to use, in case anyone else needs it. guest.correspondence@hilton.com 110
Reposted by SarahMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 08/01/2026by = ✍️ buy = 💵 bye = 👋 Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏼♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️ 311271260
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 08/01/2026walking into a pack of film bros and being like "ohhh I loved elle fanning in that one movie last year" and they're like "sentimental value?" and I'm like "no, predator: badlands" and then they rend me limb from limb 100
Reposted by SarahXythar @xythar.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i miss when this guy was the only LLMmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is holding a pink objectALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object 4057332221
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 05/01/2026autocorrect, please don't change "self-pubbing" to "self-rubbing" when I'm talking to my boss 010
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 02/01/2026as much as I truly and incandescently hated sausage party, if seth rogen manages to bring the muppets back for real this time, I might have to forgive him for it (here's hoping they double down on making my beloved muppet labs gay as hell) 000
Reposted by SarahSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...edweek.orgThis School Board President Took Her Oath on a Stack of Contested Books. Here's WhyThe school board for Central Bucks County, Pa., has been at the center of divisive political debates. 5554351032
Reposted by SarahRian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares) 390388869082
Reposted by Sarahdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 24/12/2025it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set 82450670
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 24/12/2025currently celebrating the feast of the seven fishes in south philly and I am sooooo happy 010
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I saw Monsoon Wedding and Mississippi Masala on PFS's website for next month and was like "haha, are they doing a Mira Nair retrospective because of Zohran?" but then I clicked and they actually are lmao. the NYC series is in honor of him, too. 100
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 20/12/2025after dithering for like fifteen minutes at the liquor store, I decided to splurge on a $70 bottle of scotch I knew I liked for the holidays it rang up for $18??? it turned out to be an unmarked sale. 😭 it’s a Christmas miracle lmao 120
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 20/12/2025septa it's been MONTHS, fix the dang elevator at walnut/locust station can't tell you what a tease it is, they finally finish an elevator in my neighborhood and then I STILL don't get to use it bc the elevator on the other end is broken. 000
Reposted by SarahTirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I feel like Watterson has gone thru this so much that he can just casually fight these guys off one-handed like the matrix 210643
Reposted by SarahMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/12/2025Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year. 357238367189
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 13/12/2025seen today on one of Philly Typewriter’s public typewriters 073
Sarah @cookinguptales.bsky.social · 12/12/2025there are some days when your cramps are so bad that you kind of want to yank your uterus out and throw it on those days, what choice do we have but to see how well you play kingdom hearts after a few whiskeys 100
Reposted by SarahMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025i stand by this statement every year 264197374089
