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Contra

@contra72.bsky.social
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Just a girl living in a fucked up world. Super introverted. Atheist. Equality for all. Master of minding my own damn business. No DMs - Don’t add me to your starter pack. The Apex Predator of the ocean is female.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/06/2025
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Merriam-Webster Tweet: Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

Cookie Monster's reply to the tweet: Me no wear pants.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Scientists have found homosexuality nearly everywhere they've looked for it in the animal kingdom -- mammals, reptiles, fish, birds, insects -- everywhere. By definition, it's natural. What's UNNATURAL is the irrational (and mostly religious-based) hate and homophobia found only in humans. #Pride
Homosexuality is found in over 1500 species. Homophobia is only found in Humans. So literally based on science, homophobia is unnatural.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
So many (not all) men say they love women when all they actually love is tits and ass. I knew one guy who always asked me for dating advice when all he did was talk shit about women. Like please go find a man and leave the women who you clearly hate alone.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Endometriosis is so common in my family that both my mother and sister had hysterectomies. This led to no one preparing me for perimenopause and the fact that The Remeber™️ is controlled by Dory now, among so many other exciting perimenopause funs.
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a cartoon character from finding dory is smiling and saying `` i forgot '' .
ALT: a cartoon character from finding dory is smiling and saying `` i forgot '' .
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It took years to learn but once I figured it out, saying no is my absolute favorite thing. I like to add a little fuck to it. Just say fuck no.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
should've gone into the asocial sciences instead
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/05/2025
I told you, take the wizard's staff!
A cheap plastic forko and I've twisted the middle prongs and it looks idk kinda like a wizard staff. Not, you know, a lot. But enough to post about while bored. Anyway I love you. I'm very stressed right now, or more like, it's despair kinda? Nothing I can do for myself and I kinda wanna just die. I might if I lose my apartment I might just go pick and fight with a bear. I would not win. Anyway not doing well but I am posting because what the hell is can you do? It's just a fork but you can pretend and just go with it being a wizard staff
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Quin Rey @quinreystudios.com · 15/05/2025
There will always be someone that wants to provoke & insult. They feed on controversy. It’s a toxic trap, don’t take the bait. Value your worth & how you spend your time. It’s ok to ignore toxicity. It’s ok to mute & block. It’s ok to walk away. Protect your peace.
A cairn stack on wooden steps with green faded background and the words protect your energy.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Every. Fucking. Time.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Accurate.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I am going to need some people to please listen to this insane ridiculousness of wonder here so I can discuss it with someone. It’s just magic, weird, a bit crude fabulousness.
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Hello From The Magic Tavern
Podcast · Arnie Niekamp · Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcas...
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If being woke includes believing that every person, no matter their color, gender, faith, background, who they love, or where they come from, deserves equal and fair treatment in this country, then I am not just woke, I am wide awake.
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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#CincodeMayo
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
when your pet does a big stretch the law is that you have to say BIG STRETCH instead of IMPRESSIVE PANDICULATION but if you say it in the same voice they won't narc
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
She was a fairy... 🧚 Spinning through life like it's a water ballet. 🩰 Spinning is a natural behavior that helps clean their fur and dislodge trapped air or food. Otters rely on pristine fur for insulation in chilly waters. 🦦 #seaotter #otter #shewasafairy
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⭐️Angela 🐿️ McEwen⭐️ @angelamcewen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Misogyny is terrorism & should be globally classified as such & misogynists should be classified as terrorists.
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Spyhopper Travels @spyhoppertravels.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Protect your peace. I hope everyone has a restful Sunday! This is A55 Echo, an adult male Northern Resident orca, on a beautiful October evening in Queen Charlotte Strait, BC. #orca #killerwhale #wildlife #wildlifephotography #nature #naturephotography #whale #dolphin #peaceful
An orca surfaces on a beautiful evening with the mountains of Vancouver Island in the background. ©Katie Jones
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Quote post what it’s like to date you
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three men are standing next to each other wearing ties and shirts .
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
yearning to disappear inside a hobbit hole until the end of my days
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Smoking so many blunts I suddenly understand french, call that rosetta stoned
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Truth. Transphobes can fuck off into the sun.
Person one: "You're calling people transphobic to silence them!"

Person two: "It's funny you say that, because in my experience, literally no transphobe in existence has EVER shut up!"
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
May I present ERMAGERD kitty…
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Two stills from the television show Metalocalypse. The first showing Charles sitting at the meeting table speaking to someone offscreen with text that reads "do you have a cat in your lap?" The second showing Toki sitting at the same table with a cat in his lap looking content with text that reads "yeah I gots a cat in my lap he's a really cool cat!"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Some days I just can’t put into words what I’m feeling and on those days my face is like no worries I got you
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/05/2025
Neutral Switzerland 🔥 I love this so much…
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If you have an inflatable dinosaur suit and a vaporizer, you can have a really really good day. I have both and the fact I haven’t done this yet makes me both sad and disappointed.
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a t-rex costume says " to the moon " in front of a lake
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wolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
tried to id a rare mushroom this morning but it scampered off and escaped through a portal
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 29/04/2025
How long since America's founding did Natives and Black people have universal rights and liberties, Will
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Breathe in and let the chorus of infernal screams build up from the diaphragm.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Stephen Fry's argument against God and His morals.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This attitude has been handed down to all the matriarchs in my family. In fact, our family flag is the middle finger. We use it to say I love you to each other, and to say fuck off to everyone else.
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I would really love to be able to just push a button on my book and it would just read it to me. Yes I know I could just get an audiobook. But I already have the book book and I just want to continue the story but not have to use my eyes for a little bit. Know what I mean?
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I just think you should be allowed to get prescriptions for food for your mental health. A monthly allotment of tacos, for example.
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
im not saying id use it but having an orbital laser ready to fire at any moment would be pretty cool and hypothetically useful
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Contra @contra72.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Self care is smoking a bowl and watching the X-Men cartoon from the 90’s. You can do that when you are an adult.
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a cartoon of wolverine and cyclops from the x-men
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just try to live a life where if footage of your death existed, people wouldn't hold viewing parties
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Chris 📎 @dalekchap.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
🤣🤣😂😂👍
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