Reposted by conmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wrap it up and put a bow on it folks, this discourse is officially over 520513
con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026seems to be a rule that if you drive on the highway in a nor’easter without lights on, your car has to be dark gray, black, or cadet blue 000
Reposted by conActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mature Shart Canada, Census, 1851 47918
Reposted by conKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026You know, when politicians are term-limited out sometimes they do what’s in their heart, and he’s got nothing but love for throwing out homeless people’s stuff, eliminating jobs with that merger, and killing women 361244335
Reposted by conNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if lesbian bars in towns I've never been to don't ease their mask mandates, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and for him for the fourth time in 2028. 853555
con @cononline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026foaming at the mouth running through the streets informing everyone that Crisp is happening 071
con @cononline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my landlord said he’s been thinking about replacing my (very drafty) building’s oil heat with gas, but it’s expensive. he then replaced all the old asbestos oil burners with new metal ones. bracing to spend at least like $5k on oil this winter 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a little confused why michael moore was opening for ed sheeran in the first place 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026in the same boat although I also don’t fully understand what being a twitch streamer means 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yearning for last week, when I didn’t know ed sheeran has a ketchup bottle tattoo on his torso 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they should invent a coffee that only makes you poop after your last sip and not halfway through the cup 110
Reposted by conAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s all identity politics, but since it’s largely white identity politics it’s fine and doesn’t count. It’s not something communist like police shouldn’t be able to get away with murder bsky.app/profile/chri... 91302209
con @cononline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my “I don’t have a poster of hasan piker’s bulge on the ceiling over my bed” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt 000
Reposted by conEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026customer: This meal is OK but nothing special chef who cannot sit still during a brief interview: Actually that short rib is preparing to extinguish mankind you fucking peasant 41499
con @cononline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026he has the chance to do the least surprising thing in history 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026willing to bet $163 million that people will still double park in front of the angled parking when there is an open spot like six spaces down 010
Reposted by conceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193219014417
con @cononline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if you zoom in it glitches and shows lake ontario and then changes back to lake america. cool stuff 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026wondering if @weatherishappening.com knows what a lichtblob is and if we can expect any this weekend. thanks in advance 131
con @cononline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026geography teachers switching up the acronym to memorize the great lakes from HOMES to SHAME 031
Reposted by conℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Parti Québecois, a party whose hold raison-d'être is separatism, recently said they were putting all separation talk on the backburner for the remainder of Trump's term. Do you know how insane that is? Trump healed 200 years of Franco-Anglo tensions purely by being a giant asshole. 121021237
con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026wishing this week a very fuck you stop it for the love of god 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026calling out of work due to exposure to day-ruining mental gymnastics 010
Reposted by conKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago. 220239495926
con @cononline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026until around ten years ago coney island was the southernmost place I’d ever been in america besides a high school band trip to disney world lol 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i made my partner a hot dog with really good sauerkraut from the farmers market and she tried to put ketchup on it 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry but I’d like to clarify that it is not pumpkin flavored. It’s pumpkin *spice* flavored. And also tastes sinful 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“Manslaughter” would be such a nice name for a boy. For a girl, “Ammunitia.” 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026definitely taking this seriously when a) the photo is of someone who has clarified he’s “not a socialist” and b) progressives are gaining momentum and persuading people because, actually, people can identify and are sick of corporate tools 010
Reposted by conMike Sager @mikesager.net · 20/08/2026I'm sorry. The Denver Republican party is run by a dude named Hugo Chavez and he's in trouble because he won't back a candidate named Marx? 94045857
Reposted by conMatthew Lewis -- living in the era of cults and consequences @mateosfo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Highway 37 sees 40,000 car commuters a day who will get an $11 billion taxpayer gift from Caltrans to elevate the freeway to deal with the climate change caused by the cars. BART sees 200,000 commuters a day who have to fight like hell to raise $3.6 billion just to keep the trains running. 329786
Reposted by conAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This shouldn't be happening to them or anyone else, but the fact is they were fine with it happening to other people as long it did not happen to them, and the same is true of tens of millions of other voters. It certainly says something about the American electorate bsky.app/profile/brad... 852677515
con @cononline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026youtu.be/YdG1Hczh2Zg?...youtu.beA PARK IN BOTSWANA!YouTube video by Richard S. Dargan 000
Reposted by conNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE 502032328
Reposted by cone.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/08/2026this entire issue is downstream of the fact that kids are trapped in car-dependent suburbs, unable to develop any sense of autonomy until age 16, when they're suddenly allowed to drive a 4,000 lb vehicle 573000576
con @cononline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026me when someone who moved here from LA says we don’t need to build any more housing youtu.be/zt-C7ZTFxbQ?...youtu.beThe Freeze-This is Boston not LAYouTube video by reb4lee 111