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he/him, boston, anti-ketchup. weep for the future.

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrap it up and put a bow on it folks, this discourse is officially over
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
seems to be a rule that if you drive on the highway in a nor’easter without lights on, your car has to be dark gray, black, or cadet blue
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mature Shart Canada, Census, 1851
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
macklemor’easter
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
You know, when politicians are term-limited out sometimes they do what’s in their heart, and he’s got nothing but love for throwing out homeless people’s stuff, eliminating jobs with that merger, and killing women
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if lesbian bars in towns I've never been to don't ease their mask mandates, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and for him for the fourth time in 2028.
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dude really has the charisma of a jiffy lube parking lot
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my time to shine
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
foaming at the mouth running through the streets informing everyone that Crisp is happening
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my landlord said he’s been thinking about replacing my (very drafty) building’s oil heat with gas, but it’s expensive. he then replaced all the old asbestos oil burners with new metal ones. bracing to spend at least like $5k on oil this winter
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a little confused why michael moore was opening for ed sheeran in the first place
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in the same boat although I also don’t fully understand what being a twitch streamer means
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yearning for last week, when I didn’t know ed sheeran has a ketchup bottle tattoo on his torso
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they should invent a coffee that only makes you poop after your last sip and not halfway through the cup
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s all identity politics, but since it’s largely white identity politics it’s fine and doesn’t count. It’s not something communist like police shouldn’t be able to get away with murder bsky.app/profile/chri...
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my “I don’t have a poster of hasan piker’s bulge on the ceiling over my bed” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
every day the president looks a little more like this
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
customer: This meal is OK but nothing special chef who cannot sit still during a brief interview: Actually that short rib is preparing to extinguish mankind you fucking peasant
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
he has the chance to do the least surprising thing in history
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
The Bedr
& The Second
Best of
cartalk
Starring Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
willing to bet $163 million that people will still double park in front of the angled parking when there is an open spot like six spaces down
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if you zoom in it glitches and shows lake ontario and then changes back to lake america. cool stuff
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
wondering if @weatherishappening.com knows what a lichtblob is and if we can expect any this weekend. thanks in advance
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: The Green Kilometer
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
geography teachers switching up the acronym to memorize the great lakes from HOMES to SHAME
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
redoing all the history textbooks with AMERICA Vespucci
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Parti Québecois, a party whose hold raison-d'être is separatism, recently said they were putting all separation talk on the backburner for the remainder of Trump's term. Do you know how insane that is? Trump healed 200 years of Franco-Anglo tensions purely by being a giant asshole.
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wishing this week a very fuck you stop it for the love of god
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
calling out of work due to exposure to day-ruining mental gymnastics
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
until around ten years ago coney island was the southernmost place I’d ever been in america besides a high school band trip to disney world lol
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i made my partner a hot dog with really good sauerkraut from the farmers market and she tried to put ketchup on it
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger 100,000 maniacs
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry but I’d like to clarify that it is not pumpkin flavored. It’s pumpkin *spice* flavored. And also tastes sinful
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Manslaughter” would be such a nice name for a boy. For a girl, “Ammunitia.”
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
definitely taking this seriously when a) the photo is of someone who has clarified he’s “not a socialist” and b) progressives are gaining momentum and persuading people because, actually, people can identify and are sick of corporate tools
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Mike Sager @mikesager.net · 20/08/2026
I'm sorry. The Denver Republican party is run by a dude named Hugo Chavez and he's in trouble because he won't back a candidate named Marx?
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Matthew Lewis -- living in the era of cults and consequences @mateosfo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Highway 37 sees 40,000 car commuters a day who will get an $11 billion taxpayer gift from Caltrans to elevate the freeway to deal with the climate change caused by the cars. BART sees 200,000 commuters a day who have to fight like hell to raise $3.6 billion just to keep the trains running.
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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Woke 4.20
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Wabi Sabi For Robots @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This shouldn't be happening to them or anyone else, but the fact is they were fine with it happening to other people as long it did not happen to them, and the same is true of tens of millions of other voters. It certainly says something about the American electorate bsky.app/profile/brad...
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/YdG1Hczh2Zg?...
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A PARK IN BOTSWANA!
YouTube video by Richard S. Dargan
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 13/08/2026
this entire issue is downstream of the fact that kids are trapped in car-dependent suburbs, unable to develop any sense of autonomy until age 16, when they're suddenly allowed to drive a 4,000 lb vehicle
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con @cononline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me when someone who moved here from LA says we don’t need to build any more housing youtu.be/zt-C7ZTFxbQ?...
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The Freeze-This is Boston not LA
YouTube video by reb4lee
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