con @cononline.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if this actually happens, it is one of the rare times there actually should be a horribly timed “liberty biberty” 000
Reposted by conjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent 455170822629
Reposted by conMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off] 651549
Reposted by conDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260185034891
Reposted by conL Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We need to make podcasting equipment insanely expensive 511189128
Reposted by conmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wrap it up and put a bow on it folks, this discourse is officially over 520513
con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026seems to be a rule that if you drive on the highway in a nor’easter without lights on, your car has to be dark gray, black, or cadet blue 001
Reposted by conActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mature Shart Canada, Census, 1851 47918
Reposted by conNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if lesbian bars in towns I've never been to don't ease their mask mandates, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and for him for the fourth time in 2028. 853856
con @cononline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026foaming at the mouth running through the streets informing everyone that Crisp is happening 071
con @cononline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my landlord said he’s been thinking about replacing my (very drafty) building’s oil heat with gas, but it’s expensive. he then replaced all the old asbestos oil burners with new metal ones. bracing to spend at least like $5k on oil this winter 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a little confused why michael moore was opening for ed sheeran in the first place 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026in the same boat although I also don’t fully understand what being a twitch streamer means 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026yearning for last week, when I didn’t know ed sheeran has a ketchup bottle tattoo on his torso 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they should invent a coffee that only makes you poop after your last sip and not halfway through the cup 110
Reposted by conAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s all identity politics, but since it’s largely white identity politics it’s fine and doesn’t count. It’s not something communist like police shouldn’t be able to get away with murder bsky.app/profile/chri... 91301209
con @cononline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my “I don’t have a poster of hasan piker’s bulge on the ceiling over my bed” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt 000
Reposted by conEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026customer: This meal is OK but nothing special chef who cannot sit still during a brief interview: Actually that short rib is preparing to extinguish mankind you fucking peasant 41489
con @cononline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026he has the chance to do the least surprising thing in history 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026willing to bet $163 million that people will still double park in front of the angled parking when there is an open spot like six spaces down 010
Reposted by conceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218914413
con @cononline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my theory is that mass dems vote for who they know—markey won the north shore last round but this round lost ground there to the local guy. for the rest of the state, mass loves incumbents and moulton’s complete lack of charisma sealed the deal 100
con @cononline.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if you zoom in it glitches and shows lake ontario and then changes back to lake america. cool stuff 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026wondering if @weatherishappening.com knows what a lichtblob is and if we can expect any this weekend. thanks in advance 131
con @cononline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026geography teachers switching up the acronym to memorize the great lakes from HOMES to SHAME 031
Reposted by conℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Parti Québecois, a party whose hold raison-d'être is separatism, recently said they were putting all separation talk on the backburner for the remainder of Trump's term. Do you know how insane that is? Trump healed 200 years of Franco-Anglo tensions purely by being a giant asshole. 121022238
con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026wishing this week a very fuck you stop it for the love of god 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026calling out of work due to exposure to day-ruining mental gymnastics 010
Reposted by conKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago. 219239405927
con @cononline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026until around ten years ago coney island was the southernmost place I’d ever been in america besides a high school band trip to disney world lol 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m not sure if I can say I’ve “passed through” Ohio because I was asleep in an Amtrak train the whole time. But I also understand that is the recommended way to experience Ohio. 120
con @cononline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i made my partner a hot dog with really good sauerkraut from the farmers market and she tried to put ketchup on it 000
con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry but I’d like to clarify that it is not pumpkin flavored. It’s pumpkin *spice* flavored. And also tastes sinful 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“Manslaughter” would be such a nice name for a boy. For a girl, “Ammunitia.” 010
con @cononline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026definitely taking this seriously when a) the photo is of someone who has clarified he’s “not a socialist” and b) progressives are gaining momentum and persuading people because, actually, people can identify and are sick of corporate tools 010
Reposted by conMight Scare-ger @mikesager.net · 20/08/2026I'm sorry. The Denver Republican party is run by a dude named Hugo Chavez and he's in trouble because he won't back a candidate named Marx? 94042855
