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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do think they probably ran his texts through an LLM and it hallucinated crimes. That’s scary and bad and it’s funny they got caught, but imagine how many other times this happens on a day to day basis against people with no rights, let alone the ability to publicly humiliate the AI prosecutor.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Add to this the Monica Lewinsky slut shaming. Possibly the greatest delta in an issue of power dynamics ever.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I present the quantum father. He is both the best and worst dad at the same time.
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The Integers, PhD @theintegers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have solved my trade deficit with the grocery store by deciding to starve to death
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
“Christ, it’s been an hour and a half since I booted this thing up, and I’m still wandering around some cave while a king’s ghost offers exposition about the realm’s ongoing civil war.” — Rudy Kelleher, local gamer
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Video Game Prologue Still Going
CONCORD, MA—As he expressed alarm at still not having reached the title’s open world, local gamer Rudy Kelleher confirmed Tuesday that the prologue of his recently purchased video game was still going...
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
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Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bald men wearing hats is sexual assault. I must be cautious.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/09/2026
garfield 'wonder who that's about' meme
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you look like this and are talking about low teen fertility rates on tv, someone should follow you around with a megaphone to warn the public about you.
Sepp Blatter looking dude on Fox News sounding like a pervert
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Capcom gets Kerbal Space Program.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"the money, which was supposed to be used to provide health insurance for poor children, was instead hastily passed through multiple organizations before eventually landing in the bank accounts of two political action committees and the Republican Party of Florida." www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/g...
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Grand jury finds DeSantis administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money to Hope Florida
A Florida grand jury found the DeSantis administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer money for political purposes.
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So much of his efforts just reads as eugenics. Don't treat "defectives". Natural healing, natural treatment, and natural immunity lead to natural consequences (i.e. death).
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Kendra Albert @kendraserra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wow, the @aftermath.site Gamescom Opening Night Live News Roundup really made me tear up this year. aftermath.site/gamescom-ope...
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All The Biggest Announcements From Gamescom Opening Night Live
Everything in one place
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“When you pulled her over, did you know it was her?” “Yes” “Did you have a legal reason to pull her over?” “No”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
noclip_2 covers the best indie and underground games out there. Here are some of our favorites from 2026 so far. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifeJ...
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the Best Games of 2026 So Far - noclip_2
YouTube video by noclip_2
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@dannyodwyer.bsky.social does this make you miss home?
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just finished and I very much agree. Heck of a book.
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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 23/07/2026
It's impressive how many ethical quandaries can be solved by asking yourself, "Would Weird Al be cool with this?"
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Building a Rosenthal corsi box like
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Apollo13
Alt: Apollo 13 filter making scene
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Mira @thefreeradical.org · 15/07/2026
"we'll just deal with it later," says man who will die of old age before later arrives
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Authorities say ICE shot and killed a person this morning in Maine. www.wmtw.com/article/signific...
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Person killed in shooting involving ICE in Biddeford, official says
Police closed part of busy Pool Street in Biddeford on Monday morning and there was a significant police presence.
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
FYI it is Colorado peach season.
Peach Caprese Peach farro salad
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
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FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I feel attacked.
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We have a strict "no YouTube on TV" policy that's been tested by new trends on Netflix and Disney+, where they've started adding YouTube playlists as "shows." Salish Matter's father now haunts my dreams www.crossplay.news/p/youtube-sh...
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YouTube Has Come to Netflix And I'm Losing My Mind
We have a strict "no YouTube on TV" policy that's been tested by new trends on Netflix and Disney+.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Latest comic: Future historians baffled by Slop-henge
Slop-henge
Guide for societal collapse fun tours:
Historians and archaeologists have tried to determine exactly how this civilization perished.
Researchers suspect a kind of mania over pattern recognition machines.
These huge monoliths evidently generated a sacred product known as “slop.”
Here we see a famous circle of these facilities that used up all the water and ruined the atmosphere.
We think they were worshipped and given sacrifices of immense wealth.
But why didn’t they just stop?
It’s a mystery, but our current hypothesis is that they were imbeciles!
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A Trade Of Blood by @robertjbennett.bsky.social is excellent. Not only a great whodunit but some really interesting examinations of the empire (and our own). Thanks to Del Rey for the advanced copy. www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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🎃Scarlett the Vampire Slayer🎃 @dialancea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Half Life 3 is looking good!
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confoundedjoe @confoundedjoe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Literally just happened to me. Position I am very qualified for in a rather small industry and the pay is $260-380k and the fucking company?
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Sam Altman: Why Trust OpenAI? You Shouldn't
ALT: Sam Altman: Why Trust OpenAI? You Shouldn't
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