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Eldritch Hipster

@eldritchhipster.bsky.social
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35, FL, He/Him, LGBTQ+, BLM, ACAB, lots of other leftie things that don't have convenient acronyms. Fuck TERFs, fuck SWERFs. Free Palestine, and stop the genocide. Comedian, writer, wageslave.

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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently the Moon is moving through a nostalgic and reflective part of my chart in the heart of the working week, which would normally get some pushback, with planets demanding that I keep my work hat on. Just an FYI.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've thought a lot about this, and Nuremberg 2.0 needs to be able to sentence people to flogging. Just to get through the sheer number of offenders.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Student journalists at Cornell doggedly pursued the frat house sexual assault case for years, even as the Cornell administration at the highest levels was using all its authority to quash and cover up any inquiries.
nytimes.com
Students at Cornell Daily Sun Pursued Sexual Assault Case for Two Years
The student newspaper, The Cornell Daily Sun, covered the allegations of rape at a fraternity house since they were first made in 2024 and led the reporting on the case.
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Newsweek @newsweek.com · 30/09/2026
A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.
newsweek.com
Nurse helped injured Mexican escape ICE custody at hospital: Feds
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's spooky month! I'm gonna change my profile pic... Uh my profile ban...huh. Well happy October everyone.
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Karoli @karoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh look, here's Jack Smith in MARYLAND at the HAWKEYES game on 2/4/2024. via @meidastouch.com
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Presented without context.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How's everyone doing today? Completely normal day for me. Nothing new. Nothing got delivered or anything.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Based furry transportation specialists.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Emperor Norton. Just his entire deal.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An anti drug PSA involved the speaker removing his three artificial limbs, and stripping down to his underwear, to tell us a story about how one night, extremely high on cocaine, he ran out into the snow and passed out, resulting in triple amputation due to frostbite. We were students in Florida.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Command and Conquer. Kane lives!
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 19/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's frustrating to me that i'll never be able to communicate to the people who need to know, how much I hate AI.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026
Fire is invented.
Fire is invented.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 16/09/2026
arstechnica.com
It’s OK to tell ICE their actions will haunt them, judge rules in speech fight
Man wins fight to block ICE threat over off-the-cuff angry email.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a brooklyn bodega cat was stolen on Sep 10. residents promptly built a tip network and organized people to check leads day and night. he was successfully recovered today. democrats have spent billions trying to figure out how to make people care this much about anything. should've tried cats.
White cat with gray-black patches on its head, back, and tail lounging on a small cardboard scratcher shaped like a couch.
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
404media.co
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Elyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter Fuck Rowling.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was in middle school for 9/11 and was deeply affected by the tragedy. 25 years later here's what I have to say. 9/11 has been non-stop cynically used by the worst people in power to justify the worst policy and bigotry. The victims have had their memories consistently defiled for evil>>
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The brainworms got me. Merry Kirkmas.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want one of those shark attack cocktails, but instead of a plastic shark, its a Charlie Kirk bobblehead and the red liquid comes out his neck.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Tilly Norris is a real actress, why hasn't Harvey Weinstein tried to sexually assault her yet hmm?
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 10/09/2026
A pigeon has turned the NATIONAL GALLERY into the NATIONAL GÁLLERY
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Ashley Moody’s too weak to step on a debate stage and answer to the working-class voters who built this state, she’s too weak to represent and fight for Floridians in the U.S. Senate. www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/s...
actionnewsjax.com
Sen. Ashley Moody declines to take part in Action News Jax debate with Angie Nixon
U.S. Sen. Ashley Moody (R-Fla.) will not take part in a debate Action News Jax was planning.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't want any of my chips to be any sort of meat flavor. That's weird.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With the Kirkeversary coming up, I'm still waiting for my apology from Bluesky staff for my suspension for saying "Rest in Piss Charlie Kirk". And as always, Rest in Piss Charlie Kirk.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It is my belief that Peter Thiel is doing a psychotic's "The DaVinci Code" or "National Treasure" and I am here for it. I cannot wait until he gets arrested for trying to cat-burgle the Vatican. share.google/xa8zeTkoKkFR...
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British Museum hosted Palantir founder Peter Thiel in private viewing of Bayeux tapestry
Concern among staff that fragile artwork’s scarce ‘light hours’ given to someone with no known interest in museum
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “well, who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. And Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself, bootlicker” and I just have to assimilate that into what I know about what’s out there
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No lettuce in this puppy!
JUST IN: Taco Bell debuts a limited-time Churro Ice Cream Taco nationwide for $3.99.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 30/08/2026
100K LIKES AND WE'LL DROP THE EXTENDED JAY BEHPOORNIA 2026 ACTING REEL 🥴
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have the day off so of course I can't sleep past 3 am
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is he going to make everything suck less? No?
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry has escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NEWS: Amtrak will have twice-daily Pennsylvanian service in time for Thanksgiving. Tickets will go on sale in October.
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Gov. Shapiro Announces Expanded Pennsylvanian Train Service Will Begin in Nov.
Gov. Shapiro Announces Expanded Pennsylvanian Train Service Will Begin in Nov.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love his lil plate carrier. Aww so cute. And you've even got your mommy to sew on patches for you! Who's a lil warfighter? I know. The big bad person in a Spirit Halloween costume didn't respect how tough you were with your aviators, it's okay.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
nytimes.com
Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
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Mark Wasson @reportermark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Edit of Spider-Man fighting fascism during Jake Lang’s very short protest in front of Minneapolis city hall today
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
God fucking damnit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2026
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe theonion.com/white-house-doctor-cla…
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe
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Oakland Abolition & Solidarity @oaklandabosol.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
✊✊✊
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me every time I go to a party via @catsynthspace.bsky.social
a cat playing a synthesizer with the caption: My brain when someone tells me their name for the first time
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night
As the flight neared final boarding, another ICE officer accused Laurie of interfering with the operation and pressed her to help locate the passenger. Laurie declined to say whether the woman was on the flight's passenger list and told the officer he would need to contact the airline's corporate security department for information. "You're going to need a subpoena," she said. No arrests were made at the gate that day.

The next day, the passenger called her.
She had made it home. And she was with her child.
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Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I earnestly believe we need to literally cannibalize some billionaires after their trial for crimes against humanity. Maybe next time it will make someone think twice before trying to kill the world for cash.
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