Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently the Moon is moving through a nostalgic and reflective part of my chart in the heart of the working week, which would normally get some pushback, with planets demanding that I keep my work hat on. Just an FYI. 000
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I've thought a lot about this, and Nuremberg 2.0 needs to be able to sentence people to flogging. Just to get through the sheer number of offenders. 000
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Student journalists at Cornell doggedly pursued the frat house sexual assault case for years, even as the Cornell administration at the highest levels was using all its authority to quash and cover up any inquiries.nytimes.comStudents at Cornell Daily Sun Pursued Sexual Assault Case for Two YearsThe student newspaper, The Cornell Daily Sun, covered the allegations of rape at a fraternity house since they were first made in 2024 and led the reporting on the case. 14520231
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterNewsweek @newsweek.com · 30/09/2026A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.newsweek.comNurse helped injured Mexican escape ICE custody at hospital: Feds 143865101
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's spooky month! I'm gonna change my profile pic... Uh my profile ban...huh. Well happy October everyone. 000
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterKaroli @karoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh look, here's Jack Smith in MARYLAND at the HAWKEYES game on 2/4/2024. via @meidastouch.com 110233
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How's everyone doing today? Completely normal day for me. Nothing new. Nothing got delivered or anything. 000
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Based furry transportation specialists. 100
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying. 11802019426
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026An anti drug PSA involved the speaker removing his three artificial limbs, and stripping down to his underwear, to tell us a story about how one night, extremely high on cocaine, he ran out into the snow and passed out, resulting in triple amputation due to frostbite. We were students in Florida. 080
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterRetro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 19/09/2026What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨? 10441847119
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's frustrating to me that i'll never be able to communicate to the people who need to know, how much I hate AI. 000
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026Fire is invented. 51819365
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterRS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator 702509610
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterArs Technica @arstechnica.com · 16/09/2026arstechnica.comIt’s OK to tell ICE their actions will haunt them, judge rules in speech fightMan wins fight to block ICE threat over off-the-cuff angry email. 241689520
Reposted by Eldritch Hipsterdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a brooklyn bodega cat was stolen on Sep 10. residents promptly built a tip network and organized people to check leads day and night. he was successfully recovered today. democrats have spent billions trying to figure out how to make people care this much about anything. should've tried cats. 251684196
Reposted by Eldritch Hipster404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.404media.coHackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and PeopleWhile people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too. 13770763269
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterElyon113 @elyon113.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter Fuck Rowling. 123089
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was in middle school for 9/11 and was deeply affected by the tragedy. 25 years later here's what I have to say. 9/11 has been non-stop cynically used by the worst people in power to justify the worst policy and bigotry. The victims have had their memories consistently defiled for evil>> 100
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I want one of those shark attack cocktails, but instead of a plastic shark, its a Charlie Kirk bobblehead and the red liquid comes out his neck. 000
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Tilly Norris is a real actress, why hasn't Harvey Weinstein tried to sexually assault her yet hmm? 000
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 10/09/2026A pigeon has turned the NATIONAL GALLERY into the NATIONAL GÁLLERY 17513
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves. 621609130
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Ashley Moody’s too weak to step on a debate stage and answer to the working-class voters who built this state, she’s too weak to represent and fight for Floridians in the U.S. Senate. www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/s...actionnewsjax.comSen. Ashley Moody declines to take part in Action News Jax debate with Angie NixonU.S. Sen. Ashley Moody (R-Fla.) will not take part in a debate Action News Jax was planning. 725495
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't want any of my chips to be any sort of meat flavor. That's weird. 000
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026With the Kirkeversary coming up, I'm still waiting for my apology from Bluesky staff for my suspension for saying "Rest in Piss Charlie Kirk". And as always, Rest in Piss Charlie Kirk. 010
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It is my belief that Peter Thiel is doing a psychotic's "The DaVinci Code" or "National Treasure" and I am here for it. I cannot wait until he gets arrested for trying to cat-burgle the Vatican. share.google/xa8zeTkoKkFR...share.googleBritish Museum hosted Palantir founder Peter Thiel in private viewing of Bayeux tapestryConcern among staff that fragile artwork’s scarce ‘light hours’ given to someone with no known interest in museum 000
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “well, who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. And Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself, bootlicker” and I just have to assimilate that into what I know about what’s out there 1053883
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026No lettuce in this puppy! 7422
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterGame Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 30/08/2026100K LIKES AND WE'LL DROP THE EXTENDED JAY BEHPOORNIA 2026 ACTING REEL 🥴 19110593
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I have the day off so of course I can't sleep past 3 am 000
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Is he going to make everything suck less? No? 000
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry has escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism. 000
Reposted by Eldritch Hipster(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar 21113432633
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterJames Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026NEWS: Amtrak will have twice-daily Pennsylvanian service in time for Thanksgiving. Tickets will go on sale in October.pa.govGov. Shapiro Announces Expanded Pennsylvanian Train Service Will Begin in Nov.Gov. Shapiro Announces Expanded Pennsylvanian Train Service Will Begin in Nov. 2214
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I love his lil plate carrier. Aww so cute. And you've even got your mommy to sew on patches for you! Who's a lil warfighter? I know. The big bad person in a Spirit Halloween costume didn't respect how tough you were with your aviators, it's okay. 000
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...nytimes.comWashington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen AttiahAn arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing. 1196326736242
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterMark Wasson @reportermark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Edit of Spider-Man fighting fascism during Jake Lang’s very short protest in front of Minneapolis city hall today 45854307
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2026White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe theonion.com/white-house-doctor-cla… 474126489
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterOakland Abolition & Solidarity @oaklandabosol.bsky.social · 21/08/2026✊✊✊ 13614
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Me every time I go to a party via @catsynthspace.bsky.social 633039
Reposted by Eldritch HipsterSunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Be a Laurie. I think Laurie is probably sleeping pretty dang well at night 138551177
Eldritch Hipster @eldritchhipster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I earnestly believe we need to literally cannibalize some billionaires after their trial for crimes against humanity. Maybe next time it will make someone think twice before trying to kill the world for cash. 000