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ComixThomas

@comixthomas.bsky.social
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An electric mixer granted sentience through science or magic. Talks about comics, electronics, sadness and jokes Cis He/Him

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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 17h
How do you say "you can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk" in Latin
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to develop automation that makes jobs that suck suck less not take people's jobs away
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Thiel's reasoning on this is fallacious. Both hitler and Trump were known to people in their orbit to be incompetent and dim witted. Evil gets things done by way of audacity and being unrestrained by decency of any kind
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Bluesky idea: Roman posting. Just do memes as if you were a Roman emperor writing memoirs. "People will just enter the forum and say anything. 'Lepidus Africanus had hoes' Silence! He did not!"
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a kitty I sculpted
Polymer clay sculpture of a stylized roly-poly cat, seated with one paw raised
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone making a ton of money off of AI: “ai is the future and it’s inevitable” Someone not making any money off of AI: “this looks like shit”
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He's just getting them used to taking marching orders!
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
..Then the speaker spent an hour explaining how and why they were all probably breaking the law.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The iced coffee discourse reminds me of a story I heard: At a conference for HR professions, A speaker asked the rom to raise their hands if they could tell if an applicant was suitable in less than a minute. Most of the HR professionals raised their hands...
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jules @awawa.pics · 24/09/2026
does bisexual mean once every two sexes or twice per sex
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/queen-...
First panel from today's Swan Boy. A Bechdel FAIL. Unless..? Read on if you dare.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I hope I don't have to work on any hardware and wires at awkward angles today" -me on my way to the working on hardware and electronics at awkward angles factory
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 23/04/2025
Okami Damacy reposting with the art tag #roseart so I can find it again later
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Had a dream where I was watching an adventure game and the narrator was voiced by @amandalafrenais.com whoever was playing just kept trying to use a knife on everything and first the narrator was like "I don't think you can fix that with a knife" and by the twentieth time she was like "stop that!'
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Holy shit
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So he's just straight up admitting that the United States is engaged in banditry
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seize the day, Eat pie for breakfast, Punch a clown, Desecrate a holy relic
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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LizzieNuclearWoman @lizzienuclearwoman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Harry Potter is the Cybertruck of Karens.
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Those lawyers can go curl up into a ball and eat their own asses. This is fucked up. Anybody who can take part in this and not feel self disgust has surrendered their soul
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just leave me behind then! no problem! don’t let the door hit ya! www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
If an Al future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind.
A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and experting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, I'll be left behind. Okay, says !! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since I first became literate.
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My hands hurt and my knees hurt but I still have quite a bit of stuff to move. Wondering how wise it is to take a day off this close to when the movers show up for the big stuff and the final day at the apartment rolls around
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whataboutism is responding to someone talking about a problem by bringing up a different unrelated problem, it is a logical fallacy and people shouldn't still be falling for it. It's a way of hijacking and redirecting conversations.
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Hammstein
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn’t help
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm a good technician that should be enough to get a wife
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
when a girl is a little mean: haha yes queen, I long to clasp your hands and gain entry into the circle you’ve drawn around yourself when a boy is a little mean: unbecoming. you should be sweet & demure. know your place. when a nonbinary person is a little mean: leaf you’re my best friend
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They made all the most basic necessities take more and more of people's money. They get rid of the standards that keep food free of disease and abolish the rules that keep air and water clean and then complain about other people making america "dirtier and poorer"
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh so we're supposed to believe women when they tell us something horrifyingly common happened to them but not when they say something incredibly stupid and obviously untrue? Is that how it is?
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🎯
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am looking for individual parts or arcade joysticks to make some repairs, I need to find the ball things that screw on to the top and replacements for damaged shafts but no matter how much I search for balls or shaft I can't find what I'm looking for
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☀️ @stel.energy · 08/09/2026
you're ethically non-monogamous? that's cool. i practice insane clown poly
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My knees and hands are so sore and it's only Monday night
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My relationship goals are simple. I work hard and when I get home I want somebody to ask me "who's a good boy" a few times before the inevitable reveal that it is me
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I haven't read this comic but I'm sharing this panel specifically because I love the panel
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Resonate @alignandresonate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Less A.I., more shitty art.
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love how the man personally responsible for my physical disability that makes it hurt to stand or walk for too long is now the richest man on earth. Also a huge fan of how he's a braying moron who is constantly in the headlines
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/08/2026
Here's a comic about what, and what not to do, if there's a bear. Pay attention! And there will be something new on Sunday at wigu.club!
Panel 1
Jeffrey Holly and Weedmaster P are in the woods behind a bush.
JEFFREY: Oh shit a bear! What do we do?
HOLLY; If it's brown… shut it down?

Panel 2
JEFFREY: No wait… if it's black, get back?
HOLLY: If it's –
WEEDMASTER P: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW

Panel 3
We can see the back of the bear
JEFFREY: That's pee, bro! That's the rule about pee!
WEEDMASTER P: WELL WHAT COLOR IS THAT?
HOLLY: It's.. blue:

Panel 4
JEFFREY (from behind): Oh goddammit it's a toilet paper bear.
Toilet paper looks miserable with bits of toilet paper stuck all over his matter fur.
TOILET PAPER BEAR:Help me…

ALT: Weeedmaster P missed school the day they explained what colors are
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