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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I am about to do a thing and it means logging back into 100 social media accounts. Except Reddit, where I am banned for, and I quote, “Being too toxic for the r/snooker community”

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I completely forgot this (and the thread below it) and it made me laugh a lot

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

My wife has a medical emergency and I could really do with your help by donating / sharing / both. If you follow me & have ever liked any of the stuff I post, this is the best possible way to show that. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/medical-co...

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Donate to Medical Costs For A Triple Leg Fracture, organized by Nick Pettigrew

Hello, In a bit of a freak accident Stacy Pettigrew managed to fracture bot… Nick Pettigrew needs your support for Medical Costs For A Triple Leg Fracture

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Just misread a post by a comics writer discussing Fantastic Four’s The Thing and misread “Thanksgiving” as “Thingsgiving” Which I am all in favour of making a real holiday to celebrate our saviour, Ben Grimm

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Zelenskyy, just know you could probably snap both their fat necks and no one would care

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

A lovely bit of timeline synchro

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

If you didn’t immediately visualise Arsene Wenger then something is wrong.

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 15/01/2025

What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first

A Porsche 911 with a BUSH DID vanity plate

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

The ONE THING the UK punches above its weight at is the creative industries. Every move either party has made in the last 15 years has been to wreck them.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Can you get rid of the guy that keeps pushing Dull Men’s Club and basketball arguments into my page? I can barely use it for work which is all I have it for now

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I watched a fun movie called Coup! on my flight. It’s about a grifter messing with fancy people’s lives in 1918 New York and it’s got a Skarsgaard in. I’m out of the loop on films but I’ve heard literally 0 about it (I picked due to short run time) and I’d give it 4 stars

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Anna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

A reminder that both Facebook and twitter have been used for wide ranging paedophile rings to be arranged and for images of children to be shared and head offices at both did very little as it would cost money.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I should have 10,000 followers and all my posts should go viral

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.

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Jonny Addy @jonnyaddy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Just lost another fight to the death.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Let’s dispense with the pleasantries, shall we, Mr Bond? You’re a stupid cunt and I fucked your mum

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

How do I mute words on here? I’d curated my twitter feed to avoid quite a lot of “angry up the blood” nonsense and it’s all over here.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Trolley problem: There’s a runaway trolley bus, heading to a junction. Tied to the tracks are hundreds of people, yelling “pull the lever!” The lever would shift it to a clear track where no one is tied. But the people on the tracks are pronouncing it “LeVVer” not “LEEver” So you see the issue

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Literally all of America’s problems stem in some way from some of them opening presents on Christmas Eve

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Steve Morris @stevewmorris.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

The thing is that Santa knows when you’re awake. So if you see him kissing your mum then that’s a conscious power move that he’s making

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Your annual reminder that David Sneddon is an answer in Articulate

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

It’s like the reverse Mrs Merton/ Debbie McGee. “What first turned you off about the exiled war criminal?”

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will

"Eggnog In The Name Of"

Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that burn yule logs
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Eggnog in the name of!
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Yeah! Come on!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Merry Christmas!
Uggh!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Everyone seems to think the Muppets are wonderful but I think it’s notable that Michael Caine, famously one of the nicest men in Hollywood and a good judge of character, never worked with them again after Muppet Christmas Carol

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” Timothy Cratchit is 191 years old and stalks the streets of London, an unkillable warrior wraith

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” Timothy Cratchit is 191 years old and stalks the streets of London, an unkillable warrior wraith

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

What’s Enya’s favourite place to watch rugby? Oooooooohhhhh Sale (Away) Sale (Away) Sale (Away)

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Then, and I can’t stress this enough, don’t do it.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Unless you read fantasy, then there’s 5 made up words I. The first page and then the hero has your very mundane first name.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

@kierongillen.bsky.social bought my dad’s present off Hive. Needed a few quid more to get postage so I’ve pre ordered Power Fantasy

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

'Your Uncle Paedo's not coming for Christmas Dinner this year' 'Cause of the Paedo thing?' 'Weirdly, no.'

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I’m am starting a political party and it’s a single issue platform: Rebuild the Skylon (1951) but bigger en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_...

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Skylon (Festival of Britain) - Wikipedia

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Marc is very sweet to have put my book on a list of best things to buy for Christmas. However it’s currently out of stock so just buy his books instead. I promise getting more printed is on my to do list which currently is in the thousands

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Can you mute words and phrases on here? And how do you turn off retweets from certain people?

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I’ve got a Christmas quiz that i set a few years ago. If you’re having a works party or family get together and you want to ruin it with competitive general knowledge, let me know. If you want to chuck me some money for it, so much the better.

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I don’t have kids but if mine asked me where the Elf on A Shelf was, I’d say he only visits children where Daddy is wanted for interfering with children

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Just saw an argument online about 3D-printed arms and I’ll be honest it took me longer than it should’ve to realize what the argument was actually about

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Paula indexed my comic book, which is 111 silly little jokes. We both thought it was just the stupidest idea (hence why we did it) but it’s actually become useful to have things like “Monster, Cookie, p37” to go to

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Letting in light AND banishing shade? In this economy?

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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Hot girl: So what's your new book called Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: ... and Peace

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/12/2024

the woolly mammoth who made a living sticking his trunk through the kitchen window every once in a while so wilma flinstone could do the dishes didn't know how fucking good he had it

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Paul Savage @comedysavage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Aldi or Lidl should do a massive 10 gallon drum of knock off chocolates and call it Quantity Street.

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