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Laura Connell Pyott

@collprof.bsky.social
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Statistics professor. Bicycle rider. Go Phillies.

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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’ll never convince me that this team doesn’t start thinking about the off-season, tee times, and vacation right around September 15. #phillies
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
Men—we need to talk: •Timothy Hudson raped & killed his stepsister—he got pretrial release •7 men at Cornell drugged, trafficked, & raped a woman—they faced no consequences •An American man annihilates his entire family—every 5 days Women are not safe around men www.qasimrashid.com/p/women-are-...
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Women Are Not Safe Around Men
This is a fact. The data is unambiguous and the solutions exist. The only thing missing is the will to act.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somebody please tell Brandt Snedeker that the President is a pedophile.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Paul Offit @pauloffit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/Ew9vD1xhcCw?... The Pennsylvania measles outbreak
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Beyond the Noise #110: RFK Jr. and the Measles Outbreak, its About to get Worse
YouTube video by MicrobeTV
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
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A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown
Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.
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Paul Offit @pauloffit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Comments on the PA measles outbreak:
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bohm. We love you, for reals this time. #phillies
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tech that wowed us in the early days of 90s Silicon Valley was connectivity. Shit like email, access to the internet, shopping at places you couldn't drive to, etc. These were all things that the technology made possible. LLMs aren't doing anything a lazy human couldn't do on their own.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hmmm. Cooper sharp is like cheddar. Who knew? -John Kruk Most of us knew, John. Most of us. #phillies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We are now well into Lysenkoism. We are governed by cranks working off vibes. This is embarrassing and parents will have to push back. Gift link: wapo.st/45REqVL
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Trump administration order would upend nation’s childhood vaccine schedule
The president has pushed to narrow which vaccines are administered to children and split shots up into multiple appointments.
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Oversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The senate chose wrong.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We love Derek Hill. We really do.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
America hates women. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 03/08/2026
Dems strongly favored to take the House in our new election forecast. Senate just better than a tossup: Iowa: 41% Dem Texas: 48 Alaska: 51 Ohio: 53 Maine: 68 Michigan: 69 North Carolina: 84 Georgia: 94 www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democrats-...
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Democrats strongly favored to take the House, Senate tilts Democratic in our new election forecast (crosspost)
Our brand-new election forecast for the 2026 congressional midterms puts Democrats at above even odds to take control of both chambers
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
competence is woke
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY #AbolishICE (From @dennisgoris.bsky.social )
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Halloween Mike @schatzipage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job
The four time World Cup winners the USWNT
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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At least we have the House Targaryen vs House Lannister match to look forward to, unless George RR Martin files an injunction.
Erling Haaland, Norwegian soccer star and obvious descendant of the blood of Valyria. Harry Kane, with the telltale golden locks of a Lannister (even it is a crappy dye job)
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ETTD
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!! 🇺🇸
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Ricky Bobby at Talladega
ALT: Ricky Bobby at Talladega
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m at a nail salon, and across from me a Vietnamese woman is giving a manicure to an Indian woman, who is talking about family in Indian culture. The manicurist is asking thoughtful questions. They are laughing, almost giggling together. This is American culture and I love this. 🇺🇸
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phylan @phylan.website · 02/07/2026
kruk asking an actual astronaut "y'all have beer up there" is the apotheosis of Phillies broadcasts
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Christina Koch in the booth with Kruk and Tom just made my day. #phillies
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We MUST flip the Senate, Pennsylvania!
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I love my Commonwealth.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.
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WAFB @wafb.com · 23/06/2026
New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease: www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/new-orleans…
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New Orleans man becomes first in Louisiana functionally cured of sickle cell disease
Daniel Cressy, 23, underwent gene therapy at Manning Family Children’s Hospital.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My grandmother, impoverished with five children, was literally chased out of a confessional for admitting to taking birth control pills. The priest told her to go home and throw them away.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Holy. Fucking. Shit. He just said this.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/06/2026
If my math is right, the crime rate for pardoned insurrectionists is roughly three times higher than that of immigrants.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sanchieeeeee!!!!!!! #phillies
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why do the Pittsburgh Pirates’ ballgirls sit on buckets? I think that’s a bucket! #phillies
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Adam @adammc314.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We got rid of Taryn for this clown?
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bettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com · 02/05/2026
Illustration of women on bikes, captioned, "Drivers are afraid cyclists will delay them. Cyclists are afraid drivers will kill them." Hat tip to Margaret Atwood.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Holy shit. Just holy shit.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I can think of only one good reason to take Kid Rock up in a helicopter
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 24/04/2026
You can leave him white people we’re all rooting for you.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You don’t need to wake up. Shhh. Just sleep…
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Love this redhead!! #flyers
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine lying about partnering with BRUNO MARS my god. Amazing scoop.
wired.com
Sam Altman’s Orb Company Promoted a Bruno Mars Partnership That Doesn't Exist
“To be clear, we were never approached … nor were we in any discussions regarding a partnership or tour access,” a spokesperson for the artist tells WIRED.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is that @upenn.edu math?
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
As a society, we’ve yet to see the levels of insufferability that this muppet will bring tomorrow. I relish it. #gritty
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