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Laura Connell Pyott

@collprof.bsky.social
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Statistics professor. Bicycle rider. Go Phillies.

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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did twice. Hated it.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bohm and Painter.
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Paul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not Me
ALT: Paul Rudd: Who Would've Thought? Not Me
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trea Turner, meanwhile, has been launched into the sun.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’ll never convince me that this team doesn’t start thinking about the off-season, tee times, and vacation right around September 15. #phillies
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get our name out your mouth.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s thinking about tee times.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
Men—we need to talk: •Timothy Hudson raped & killed his stepsister—he got pretrial release •7 men at Cornell drugged, trafficked, & raped a woman—they faced no consequences •An American man annihilates his entire family—every 5 days Women are not safe around men www.qasimrashid.com/p/women-are-...
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Women Are Not Safe Around Men
This is a fact. The data is unambiguous and the solutions exist. The only thing missing is the will to act.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know it’s what I said when they won.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ugh. It’s so bad. Go Phils, I guess.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somebody please tell Brandt Snedeker that the President is a pedophile.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks! Adams and Graham. Unsurprisingly filthy.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the first in a series. Who else is in there????
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This column is necessary and important. Im so disappointed in the Eagles ownership Thanks for asking the question. I hope you get an answer.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love this chart. 📊
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 21/09/2026
Not leaving.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Paul Offit @pauloffit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/Ew9vD1xhcCw?... The Pennsylvania measles outbreak
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Beyond the Noise #110: RFK Jr. and the Measles Outbreak, its About to get Worse
YouTube video by MicrobeTV
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
University of Richmond!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
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A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown
Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He can’t be removed in Pennsylvania.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Manny Trillo! He was on the World Series team in 1980!
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jamie needs to shut down James Carville.
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Paul Offit @pauloffit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Comments on the PA measles outbreak:
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Does a woman explain cheese to the Taliban?” now serves as the opposite of “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ron Artest would like a word.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That’s Grace. She’s hilarious.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Idaho is another planet.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The children yearn for the mines.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Midol, a sip of brandy, and get back in there.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bohm. We love you, for reals this time. #phillies
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The tech that wowed us in the early days of 90s Silicon Valley was connectivity. Shit like email, access to the internet, shopping at places you couldn't drive to, etc. These were all things that the technology made possible. LLMs aren't doing anything a lazy human couldn't do on their own.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Ted Tedseries Running Escaping
ALT: Ted Tedseries Running Escaping
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hmmm. Cooper sharp is like cheddar. Who knew? -John Kruk Most of us knew, John. Most of us. #phillies
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only mystery to it is which inning.
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We are now well into Lysenkoism. We are governed by cranks working off vibes. This is embarrassing and parents will have to push back. Gift link: wapo.st/45REqVL
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Trump administration order would upend nation’s childhood vaccine schedule
The president has pushed to narrow which vaccines are administered to children and split shots up into multiple appointments.
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Oversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The senate chose wrong.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We love Derek Hill. We really do.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
America hates women. You’ll never convince me otherwise.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Phillies: Chase Eagles: B Dawk Sixers: AI
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This. And Murkowski.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Felt like sabotage.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I mean, he dumb? Right?
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bryce to RF, Stott to 3B, Bohm to 1B? Turner to the moon.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 03/08/2026
Dems strongly favored to take the House in our new election forecast. Senate just better than a tossup: Iowa: 41% Dem Texas: 48 Alaska: 51 Ohio: 53 Maine: 68 Michigan: 69 North Carolina: 84 Georgia: 94 www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democrats-...
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Democrats strongly favored to take the House, Senate tilts Democratic in our new election forecast (crosspost)
Our brand-new election forecast for the 2026 congressional midterms puts Democrats at above even odds to take control of both chambers
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As an Irish-American woman, The Troubles (for your consideration).
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Whatever dad.
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Laura Connell Pyott @collprof.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Unless you have to tow something long distances.
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