Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 08/12/2025😆I just got rick rolled in one of my undergrads' papers (possibly a bad AI link?). But it made me laugh (while grading!), so I'm allowing it. The roll that is, not the AI. 020
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 17/09/2025M&C's special issue for Larry Jacoby would be a good fit for memory control & automaticity papers, & many others. Deadline 12/31/25 www.psychonomic.org/page/MCjacoby Send questions to me, @cnwahlheim.bsky.social, Andy Y., or Steve L. See Larry's WIDE range work: scholar.google.com/citations?us...)psychonomic.org 031
Reposted by Colleen ParksMariam Aly @mariamaly.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I can't quite believe it – I got a new NSF grant! 😲🤯 I'm incredibly grateful to the program officers & reviewers for their dedication and efforts to keep science going 🌟👏🏼 So, I'll be hiring! Looking for a postdoc to study competition in memory-guided attention. See flyer for details! 🎉 1431752
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The Larry Jacoby special issue deadline at M&C is extended to 6/30. Feel free to contact me or @cnwahlheim.bsky.social if you want to check whether your work would be a good fit before deciding to submit. www.psychonomic.org/general/cust...psychonomic.orgMemory & Cognition Special Issue - Psychonomic SocietyD. Stephen Lindsay, University of Victoria, Canada 043
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 30/04/2025In case you haven't seen it yet, M&C is doing a special issue for Larry Jacoby. It says 4/30 for a due date, but I believe we're allowing for some more wiggle room. www.psychonomic.org/page/MCjacobypsychonomic.orgMemory & Cognition Special Issue - Psychonomic SocietyD. Stephen Lindsay, University of Victoria, Canada 087
Reposted by Colleen ParksGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 11/02/2025EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD, MAN. 271995335
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 05/01/2025This is billed as satire, but it's not. This is straight up nonfiction in my eyes. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cla...mcsweeneys.netClass Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My JobOur most-read article of 2024. - - -Originally published March 27, 2024. - - -Dear Students — I am sorry to say that I will need to cancel all cla... 020
Reposted by Colleen ParksMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Oh man, this I get 438234513117
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 07/10/2024Does anyone have any recommendations for ECRs that might want to get reviewing experience in memory? I'm looking for people as an AE and also as someone who turns down review requests; I want to give the other AEs some suggestions. 000
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 13/09/2024There's a new TT cog neuro job at UNLV (mostly fMRI). I lived with intense humidity for my first 30ish years, so I can say the "but it's a dry heat" thing is real. Now I get irritated by humidity over 15%. I'd be happy to talk informally with anyone interested. www.higheredjobs.com/institution/...higheredjobs.comAssistant Professor - Psychology, Cognitive Neuroscience [R0144548] - HigherEdJobsJobs in higher education. Faculty and administrative positions at colleges and universities. Updated daily. Free to job seekers. 012
Reposted by Colleen Parks~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 22/06/2024bitch you ain't even got quals scheduled yet ain't no way you're defending in two years 1454573
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Dear everyone: please please please, RECOMMED REVIEWERS when you submit papers. And if there's no dedicated space in the portal to do that, do it in your cover letter.🙏🙏🙏 000
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 04/04/2024"i realize this sounds a bit harsh (because it is), and some of the authors on that paper are people i like and respect (@briannosek.bsky.social is fr one of my intellectual heroes), but look, there really ought to be a point at which every person who takes themselves to be a serious scientist…" 🧵 010
Reposted by Colleen ParksCitizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 04/04/2024Some folks in this thread would rather reach for brain damage from leaded gas rather than r____m. Research by Jennifer Richeson shows via MRI that white subjects testing high for implicit bias expend more cognitive energy during interaction with people of different race. Taxes executive function.pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.govAn fMRI investigation of the impact of interracial contact on executive function - PubMedWe investigated whether individual differences in racial bias among white participants predict the recruitment, and potential depletion, of executive attentional resources during contact with black in... 47732
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 04/04/2024If you're going to RMPA in Denver, drop in on my students' first talks! It's a clinical and social oriented conference (regional APA), so I'm hoping there'll be more than 5 people in the audience (for the only cognitive session, with only 3 speakers). lol 😬 010
Reposted by Colleen ParksBerna Devezer @devezer.bsky.social · 27/03/2024In a 🔥 post, @jessicahullman.bsky.social follows up on the recent NHB 'High replicability' paper. "It bugs me (though doesn’t not surprise me) to think that whether questionable practices get called out depends on who exactly is in the author list." tinyurl.com/4yr98zvwtinyurl.com The feel-good open science story versus the preregistration (who do you think wins?) | Statistical Modeling, Causal Inference, and Social Science 45824
Reposted by Colleen ParksBo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 26/02/2024(1/) One thing I wish more people knew about the Belgian genocide of the Congo is how one woman who heard something incredible at a dinner party and took it seriously was singlehandedly more responsible for ending a genocide than anyone else I can name in history. Meet Alice Seeley Harris. 3124321207
Reposted by Colleen ParksScott Barolo @sbarolo.bsky.social · 23/02/2024<rant> If you refer to training your grad students as “hand holding,” I will understand that you are not good at your job. </rant> 08214
Reposted by Colleen ParksMark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Man, one of my colleagues got so mad at how hard it was to spend his grant money due to university admin obstructionism & bureaucracy that he ragequit the system, set up a whole separate nonprofit org, and now routes all NSF/NIH grants through the nonprofit. (Still a prof here, just no grants here.) 912718
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Uhh... men who are not rabidly conservative are seeing these posts (pictured in popehat) as threats to themselves too, right? RIGHT? 000
Reposted by Colleen ParksJamie Reilly 🦜 @reilly-coglab.com · 22/02/2024@npr.org Please correct this. So much is known about the benefits of aphasia therapy and treatments for primary progressive aphasia and FTD. You are misleading people. 2134
Reposted by Colleen ParksJosh Grubbs @joshuagrubbsphd.com · 23/02/2024Folks, the evangelical line on birth control is, more or less, that any hormonal birth control is an “abortifacient” and that IVF is inherently a form of abortion… they’ve not hidden at any point what the endgame is 3102
Reposted by Colleen ParksHuma Imtiaz @humaimtiaz.bsky.social · 21/02/2024This might be the most brutal rejoinder I have ever heard. 08027
Reposted by Colleen ParksAnthony Perillo, Ph.D. @anthonyperillo.bsky.social · 14/02/2024Roses are red. Please don’t get nervous. It’s not extra work. We call it “service.” #AcademicSky 0235
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 10/02/2024I have never understood salary discrepancies by department. It's unfair and insulting. How is it even legal? The workload doesn't differ by department. 😡 010
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 10/02/2024She understands the probability of the Monty Hall problem but gets 10,000 letters about how wrong she is. "You made a mistake, but look at the positive side. If all those Ph.D.’s were wrong, the country would be in some very serious trouble. Everett Harman, Ph.D. U.S. Army Research Institute" 😆 010
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 09/02/2024"in the 1000s?!" "was he on vcr?" lol, I feel old 000
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 09/02/2024This piece about Tulving (Craik & Moscovitch) is fascinating. Conscripted by the Nazis & then freed by the Americans? Went to Canada in a manual labor program? & turned out to be possibly the most important memory researcher/theorist since Ebbinghaus. What a life. psycnet.apa.org/record/2024-...psycnet.apa.org 020
Reposted by Colleen ParksCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/02/2024HOLY. SHIT. The Hawaii Supreme Court quoted Slim Charles from THE WIRE in their decision 221191360
Reposted by Colleen ParksPatrick Ziselberger @ziselberger.com · 05/02/2024Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene. 7621169
Reposted by Colleen ParksJon Simons @jonsimons.bsky.social · 22/01/2024New paper by @helenagellersen.bsky.social in JEP:General on memory fidelity across the lifespan finds that any task with demands on representational fidelity is sensitive to ageing from midlife onwards. This is true for perception, short- and long-term memory psycnet.apa.org/doi/10.1037/...psycnet.apa.org 21813
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 31/01/2024"I forgot that you existed: Role of memory accessibility in the gender citation gap." Well, with that hook, everyone will remember the paper at least. psycnet.apa.org/doi/10.1037/...psycnet.apa.org 011
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 06/01/2024A new, ecologically valid, method to study involuntary autobio mem, and an n=1 study testing it. Looks interesting -if it scales up, it could be a game changer for IAM studies "The frequency and cueing mechanisms of [IAM] while driving" #PsychSciSky #CogPsych www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.... 030
Reposted by Colleen ParksMelonie @quioui.bsky.social · 06/01/2024Let me see if I have a few sources on hand for Academic Merit: Greatest Hits 1/ "Gender differences in recommendation letters for postdoctoral fellowships in geoscience" www.nature.com/articles/nge... 12525
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 04/01/2024"... anatomical terminology might be the best place from which to begin to build a universal taxonomy of brain networks. We argued that naming a network according to its purported function was problematic — because ascribing a singular function to a brain region or network is likely erroneous..." 010
Reposted by Colleen ParksPsychonomic Society @psychonomicsociety.bsky.social · 28/12/2023We’re excited to announce that the Psychonomic Society is now on Bluesky! Posts will begin in January. Please help spread the word by following us and reposting. 18770
Reposted by Colleen ParksSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/12/2023“I hear my full name, twice: “Mosab Mostafa Hasan Abu Toha.” I’m puzzled. I didn’t show anyone my I.D. when I was pulled out of line. How do they know my name?”newyorker.comA Palestinian Poet’s Perilous Journey Out of GazaFollowing Hamas’s October 7th attack and Israel’s invasion, Mosab Abu Toha fled his home with his wife and three children. Then I.D.F. soldiers took him into custody. 224797
Reposted by Colleen ParksDezső Németh @nemeth.bsky.social · 22/12/2023Does sleep itself promote memory consolidation? This is not evident at all. We will only ascertain this through well-designed experiments. Our fresh new article's aim is to elevate sleep and memory research to a higher level. www.nature.com/articles/s44...nature.comOptimizing the methodology of human sleep and memory research - Nature Reviews PsychologyStudies of the effect of sleep on learning and memory sometimes reveal conflicting or unreliable results. In this Perspective, Nemeth and colleagues review methodological challenges and make recommend... 055
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 14/12/2023 Dr. Patricia Navarro Velez (Business), Dr. Jerry Cha-Jan Chang (Business), and Dr. Naoko Takemaru (World Language and Cultures). Their students and colleagues painted a lovely picture of professors who were dedicated to their families and students, highlighting our loss. 000
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 13/12/2023lol, I received 105 Amazon Business UNLV points for being here for 15 years. Maybe if I'm here another 15 years I'll make it up to 210 points and could get something more interesting than paper. 110
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 13/12/20232yr postdoc position w/ Erin Hannon unlvmusiclab.wixsite.com/website on the Development of misophonia and other auditory affective experiences in children and adolescents. Starts about March 2024. Reviewing applications immediately. More info at: nshe.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/UNLV-Externa...nshe.wd1.myworkdayjobs.comPostdoctoral Scholar, Psychology, College of Liberal Arts [R0139689]The University of Nevada, Las Vegas (UNLV) appreciates your interest in employment. We ask that you keep in mind the following when completing your application: Once you start the application process ... 000
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Dropbox is defaulting to the use of a third-party AI.... so you might want to change that. 000
Reposted by Colleen ParksSebastian Bae @sebastianbae.bsky.social · 12/12/2023I have this posted on the wall of my office. And surely -- it will get better after this week... 648991
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Was it even a question that this would happen? Have you met humans? 000
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 08/12/2023Haven't read it yet, but looks really interesting! Authors: Tandoc, Dong, & Schapiro @annaschapiro.bsky.social, @markietandoc.bsky.social, #PsychSciSky #Cognition 111
Reposted by Colleen ParksMatt Joro @dungeonglitch.com · 21/08/2023You would never do this. Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever. The best ppl warn everybody. 5037162268
Colleen Parks @colleenparks.bsky.social · 07/12/2023In better news, the lab made it to the Psychonomics picture gallery, lol. 030