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Fight The Sadistocracy @everythingisgrate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One thing we learned from the Smith hearing is that when it comes to Hawkeye, Alda republicans in Congress know that the proof is Alan the pudding.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why didn’t the critics tell me just how goddamn FUNNY the Resident Evil movie is? Had more gut-busting laughs than I’ve gotten from most alleged comedies!

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Dairy Pope | Open for Work! @dairypope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Remake of my first #WonderWoman art, now with my take on her suit design

WONDER WOMAN
& the Princess of Themyscira's Fitness Routine

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

what being alive currently feels like

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy steps in bear trap and screams

Panel 2: Purple Guy gets punched in the penis by a boxing glove

Panel 3: Purple Guy gets set on fire

Panel 4: Purple Guy lying on the ground, almost dead. Blue guy sticks head into shot and says: Heads up, things are about to get bad

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wasn’t interested in Brad Bird’s Ray Gunn until I learned Tom Waits was a voice in it. Still not paying for Netflix, though.

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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Trans people are a slightly LARGER percent of the US population in 2026 than Jewish people were in Germany in 1933. Assholes who say trans folk aren’t worth defending because of population size are telling us exactly who they would have been in Nazi Germany.

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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

jim morrison on sesame street: "This the N, my only friend. The N."

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David Rosicke @drosickesho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You are correct!

An aluminum foil wrapped pie tin sits on a display stand. The plate is full of white eggs. Attached to the pie tin is a sign that says "Boneless Chicken 35 Cents"

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Egg salad is BABY chicken salad.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Anyone else miss Twisted Toyfare Theater and Toyfare magazine in general (folded in 2011)? Or am I just old?

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Skot Armstrong @skot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Model in an Elsa Schiaparelli lobster hat by Horst P. Horst, 1939

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not. “‘As dust are the golden dreams of empire.’ I’ve looked and googled but I can’t find out who wrote that line originally. I hope it wasn’t me; quoting oneself seems so — so GAUCHE, yknow?”

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Incredible sentence.

Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Anyone remember those two (?) Wile E Coyote cartoons where he tangled with Bugs Bunny and actually TALKED? Was that him or just another character that looked like him?

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

HOT TAKE: Using AI for porn is cool; using AI and claiming you're making "art" is just lying to yourself and your audience.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Let us celebrate the life and work of Gloria Steinem by remembering how much classic MAD magazine hated her and Feminism in general. MAD: I don't care how much you loved it, it was still a product of middle-class white guys. (There now, let's see how many people I piss off with this.)

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

HOW CAN NEWTONIAN PHYSICS EXPLAIN THIS?!

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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Grand Theft Auto Questionnaire: if we can make Lucia skinny and fat, why can’t we make her buff as hell? Or have we just not seen that shot yet? And will the changes be as rapid as San Andreas or gradual like RDR2?

Shots of Jason and Lucia from GTA 6, skinny, “normal” and fat.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Was there ever a paparazzi shot of Dolly catching a midnight matinee of Rocky Horror?

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just bought my first liter bottle of iced coffee this morning (slightly sweet), and am now suffering my first That-Was-WAY-Too-Much-Goddamn-Coffee experience. All I expected was a few jitters. Now I have a blinding headache, heavy sweats and my hands aren’t shaking they’re VIBRATING.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just googled “Did Tim Curry ever duet with Dolly Parton?” Lost opportunity.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why hasn’t anyone here mentioned that Tim Curry just died?! I had to find out on Discord! #RIP

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The legacies of Jimmy Carter, Dolly Parton and Fred Rogers will outlive and outshine all of the political and social players currently in power.

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Warren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Very normal stuff, where a bill to require interlock devices on the cars of DUI offenders was derailed by... ...wait for it... ...an Assemblymember with a DUI arrest whose sister has received two DUIs. calmatters.org/investigatio...

calmatters.org

Lawmakers gut major DUI reform through 'hostile amendments'

Sabrina Cervantes' committee's "hostile amendment" gutted a major DUI reform bill with widespread support in Sacramento.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Is it acceptable to the social media world if I say Fuck Cyberleeks and his bitcoin scam and virus-laden websites AND Take-Two for their shitty corporate policies and worthless cyber-defense?

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Honest good faith question here: if he/him is “sir” and she/her is either “Miss,” “Mrs.” or “Ms.”, what is the appropriate gender neutral address for they/them? “Friend” seems far too familiar for anyone other than a close acquaintance and this situation actually came up with me recently.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.

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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This belongs in a museum.

The final poster for COYOTE VS. ACME, with Wile E. Coyote pushing a round bomb the size of a boulder up a mountain as the sun either rises or sets behind him. At the top right of the frame, the Road Runner looks on, indifferent to his suffering.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

How bad is the economy right now? Based on the latest jobs report... I'm worried.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Can we PLEEEEAAASE stop calling sexually desirable powerful or strong women “Mommy?” Doesn’t this seem creepy AF to anyone else?

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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Old Dogs Need Love Just as Much ❤️ Original post

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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This is how me and my mutuals hang out

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Your AI slop meme with the 1,000,000,000,000,000th mocking photo of the president was critically necessary and should save the Republic. I don't throw around the word "hero" lightly.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"As you can see, I'm a real manly man," the candidate stated as he rode a grizzly bear over to his local hardware store to buy supplies to build a giant swastika for his lawn, while drinking a Budweiser and sexually assaulting several women along the way.

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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My idea for #deadman

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lindsey Graham was the embodiment of the word “sniveling.”

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Evil Dead Burn, first thoughts: great practical effects, shock after shock without resorting to jump-scares, horrifically gory and violent without seeming like torture porn, a Final Girl with real emotional punch to her story-arc. Highly HIGHLY recommend.

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Norton C Scrod @colinscrod1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Would a masculine version of “Diva” be “Divo?” As in, “We’re all DIVO now!”

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