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Mr. Symphonist @deeplyclassical.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gramophone Magazine announced their award winners last night. I highly approve of their choice for the orchestral award! 👍
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are times when one has to have recourse to Walt Whitman's: Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Badenoch says that Labour "don’t get a clean slate just because they have changed leader". Yet whenever she's challenged on the Conservatives' record in government, she dismisses the question on the grounds that she wasn't leader then...
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Portrait of a Girl, 1927 by Guan Zilan, Chinese Avant Garde painter #WomensArt
Painted portrait in vivid colurs of a sitting girl  in colourful dress holding a toy dog against a green background
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@tds153.bsky.social In case you haven't seen this. And Miles Kington could have got at least two articles from it?
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sources close to Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch said she can't understand what all the fuss is about, and that we haven't called it an "Iron Dome". The press release merely said it was in essence a British "Iron Dome". British journalists should do a better job of reading our press releases.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch, who is currently purging the Tory candidates list, tells Today she stands for "uniting the country" and wants to "bring the country together". She then laments the Coalition years when "we had to make concessions". It's amazing how often "unity" means "everyone must agree with me".
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prodnose: Why do you dislike Jeffrey Archer's books? You've never read one. Me: It's true I've never read one. But I've experienced something arguably worse: listening to Jeffrey Archer reading "Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less" on BBC Radio 4.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Silence of the Sea (2013) by Michiel Schrijver, born in the Netherlands in 1957, and who studied and works in the UK. Acrylic on canvas #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 25/09/2026
Fighter pilot J.J. Hyde, son of Joseph and Millicent Hyde, of San Juan, Trinidad. Royal Air Force Volunteer Reserve Unit, No 132 Squadron. Took off at 15:25 hours on 25 September 1944. Shot down during battle of Arnhem, he was 27.
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reform UK's new 'Small Boats Watch' app is not only cruel, it is in clear violation of Apple and Google’s rules and must be removed immediately. You can take action now: bestforbritain.org/take-action/...
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Tell Apple and Google: Remove 'Small Boat Watch' from your app store - Best for Britain
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I learn from Wiktionary that in 1573 Thomas Tusser opined: A foole and his money be soone at debate: which after with sorow repents him too late. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/a_fool_...
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a fool and his money are soon parted - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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phoenixrising @mmcarthur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joan Mirò : The Garden, 1925 Oil on canvas 96 × 80 cm | 37.8 × 31.5 in Reflects Miró's poetic visual language, utilizing simplified organic shapes, biomorphic forms, and a dream or childlike sandbox approach to the subconscious mind.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Karen Pleass, contemporary Irish textile artist #womensart #Autumn
Pictorial textile artwork featuring a landscape with a central small white house among hills in purples and blues
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, I understand - and approve! - not wearing kilts, but not playing pibroch? How about Northumbrian small pipes? www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbx...
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The Wild Hills O'wannie
YouTube video by Billy Pigg - Topic
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never mind those Johnny foreigner very late-coming Anglo-Saxons: what about Homo heidelbergensis? Or the Bell Beaker culture? www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/fir... www.mpg.de/18837550/bri...
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First Britons | Natural History Museum
Unearth the one-million-year story of humans in Britain and their struggle to survive in a changing land.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cue Emo Philips's joke about small differences in religion having potentially major adverse consequences. Alas also applicable to politics, and other human activities. www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/s...!
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The best God joke ever - and it's mine!
Emo Philips: This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the funniest religious joke of all time!
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
99.9% of DNA is shared by all humans, which obviously means difference exists only in the remaining 0.1%. Yes, it's another 'Edge Case War'... rolandmcs.substack.com/p/edge-case-...
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The Edge Case Wars
Have the culture wars been misnamed?
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 23/09/2026
I believe trying to define what Englishness is to be a mug’s game. Any attempt to introduce precision results in absurdity. But angry white men in Union Jack underpants do not have a special insight. If your definition is more inclusive it is not watering down any objective standard.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
Ok, fine. Clearly you all won't calm down until I do this, so here it is: the definitive list of who is and is not English in alphabetical order... (1/58,722,468)
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was going to suggest that his training as a barrister might well have facilitated being able to make a constructive argument at short notice.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 24/09/2026
Just the hall at Groningen Station.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I confess that in including Lehár I was thinking not about his music, but about Karl Kraus's very negative view of the drama in Lehár, compared with Kraus's positive view of Offenbach. suliram.wordpress.com/2021/09/11/i...
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I Believe in the Printer’s Gremlin
In 1912 the Viennese writer, satirist and actor Karl Kraus wrote the following under the title above. (The translation is in the highly recommended “In These Great Times (a Karl Kraus reader)…
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, on the upside Michael Finnissy wrote 36 Verdi Transcriptions. On the downside, heeding the warning in "Ya Got Trouble" in "The Music Man", pretty soon you'll be humming Vivaldi, then Telemann, then Lehar, & you're on an inevitable downwards spiral to humming from 42 Easy Listening Favourites.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Gentlemen! Are you in want of a wife? Allow our algorithm to assist!

Image: a series of yes/no questions for that lead to different outcomes. 

Questions include “are you rich?”, “are you dashing?”, “are you a rake” and “are you a vicar?”

Outcomes include “You win the most beautiful daughter of the richest man in the county!”, “You remain a bachelor”, “You marry a dowdy cousin” and “You rescue a 23-year-old from Spinsterhood”.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're so lucky that British politicians foresaw this risk in 2010 so didn't take that path. Oh wait....
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@publicradionerd.bsky.social More implausible than: "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"? Daily Mail headline: Trump privately blames HIMSELF in rare admission after frightening new poll leaves the president with sobering midterm realization
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, for now it's not anything except a Trump kite-fly which might not or might actually get built. But it's gone from a triumphant arch to an arch with snipers & drones & large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage, so if he ever watches Dr Strangelove who knows what more might be added?
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I should confess to half-looking it up myself. I knew there were several very large flak towers in WW2 Germany, and on looking at the Wikipedia page to check my facts, I found their original German name, which I hadn't known, and which seemed too good a name not to use.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At all costs, do NOT mention German Flaktürme to him.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the Olympics Contrarian event, far from the British being plucky at most semi-finalists, we have a few genuine gold medal contenders, amongst whom I'd single out Brendan O'Neill as being a strong "favourite".
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Michael Black @michael.bsky.team · 20/09/2026
I just learned Goodreads is owned by Amazon. Womp. All the more reason to use @bookhive.buzz or @popfeed.social
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Trump is the biggest arch villain.” - Why is that, Batman? “For he is the villain who wants the biggest arches.”
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Labour lead up to 4 points in the latest Ipsos poll. (And congrats to them for using error bars - all pollsters should do this).
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Danny Kruger agrees that wealthy men don't need our help, in a devastating blow to his own policy of abolishing inheritance tax. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Small boat arrivals are ‘wealthy men’ who do not deserve help, says Reform’s Danny Kruger
The fact that some migrants pay people smugglers thousands of pounds makes them well off, MP claims
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
© Hannah Höch. 'Mechanical Garden,' 1920. Gouache, watercolour, pen and india ink on paper, 73 × 47 cm.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 19/09/2026
How quickly the dickheads screaming at the RNLI have forgotten that they were knuckling round shouting “ALL lives matter” just a few months ago.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The late Cloris Leachman roasts The Actors Studio with the help of Marlon Brando.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman." --Karl Kraus
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the United Kingdom we also have a constitution day, but its date is not written down.
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Experimental physicist Otto Frisch visited Niels Bohr, saw an upside down horseshoe above the front door, and said to Bohr: "Surely you don't believe in that?" Bohr: "Of course not, but I'm told it works even if you don't believe in it." (I've seen that attributed to others than Bohr.)
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has "quasi-Narnian-Gormenghasts" been used yet? If not, is there some we can use *&* monetise it?
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We should be very British about this new independent nation by invading it and claiming it for the Crown. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby
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El Eremita @dinamitteros.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vasilij Kandinskij. Curva tranquila. 1924
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colinb8.bsky.social @colinb8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Extract from Wikipedia on Alito: bsky.app/profile/coli...
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Should have guessed that the thing that would eventually kill off the right's interest in grammar schools would be non-white kids doing too well in the 11+.
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