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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sorry Not sorry but I have no sympathy for AI users *JUST NOW REALIZING* these systems are spying on you and stealing all your data. How did you not see this coming? Come ON. Do better.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Ethel Cain Just looked it up to see what all the fuss is about. THAT'S what got everyone all worked up and angry? Trans people, you rule. I'm so sorry the cis-afflicted among us are so hateful. You deserve so much better and I hope we get there soon. 💜💜

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Film called "The Game" *Intro music, opening credits* Dramatic voice: You've all lost. *End credits*

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Bluey: You can be my wingman anytime. Mr. Rogers: Bullshit. You can be mine.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Sorry not sorry, I don't understand oil prices in barrels. Are they 50 gallon drums? At $100/barrel that's only $2/gallon so that can't be right I have no frame of reference for 'barrels' as a unit of measurement. It means nothing to me.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Some days all you can do is make it to tomorrow. Still counts. I'm glad you're here.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Hey companies, here's a pro-tip If I'm calling you for help with something, I'm already mad. Forcing me to go through an AI agent before I can reach a human just makes me never want to do business with you again. I hope you go bankrupt.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It's important to teach your kids to write without ChatGPT so when the time comes they'll be able to write notes to be smuggled out of their camp.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I just realized that while the Bible mentions angels singing, it never says they're actually good. In my heart I know they're just the worst choir ever. Cool outfits but just.... please stop The people you find in fields aren't afraid, they're trying to get away from the sound

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

So who do you guys like for security cameras and stuff now that Amazon (Ring) is in bed with Flock?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Hey @microsoft.com It's slop. It will never not be slop. Happy Sunday.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

🎶It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine🎶

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Everyone's going on about how much they hate the Avatar movies and I'm over here constantly having to remind myself they made more than one.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Second Impact countdown timer: *starts*

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Is @microsoft.com here? How do you screw up an OS this badly? My laptop just forced the upgrade to 11 and now my flight simulators crash constantly and Firefox won't even load. Well done, everyone. You remain the best advertisement Linux has ever had.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/11/2025

If you have a problem with trans women, trans men, or trans people of any make or gender, then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate

Wayne from letterkenny pointing angrily ready to fight

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2025

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/11/2025

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

i will never vote for Gavin Newsom. i want every other politician to look at how badly Newsom destroyed his own political career by pivoting to fascism & see it as a clear warning that the dignity of marginalized people is not negotiable.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Person 1: Tell me you're not an engineer without actually saying it. Person 2: *makes and maintains eye contact* Person 1: *visibly shaking* OKAY! OKAY!! AAHHH STAAAAAAP

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Honest question: what's wrong with Hamilton? I live under a rock and only watched it just recently. What am I missing?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

*Ghostbusters music* Who you gonna call? NOBODY I am an introvert. Ghosts haunting the house are the most efficient way I've found to make friends. Move along, we're good here.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Anyone know the LD50 for fresh baked sourdough?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Paging @jay.bsky.team Just poking my head in here real quick - is Link back yet or nah?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Important note - it's not about how fast you respond to things, it's about who you target. Fair and equitable enforcement that is just slow would get a different response from your users.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

*hands mic to @jay.bsky.team* (...this is the part where you tell us all how you're going to make it right.)

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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 16/06/2023

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN I'M SORRY THAT MY BEHAVIOR CAUSED YOU DISTRESS, I WILL REFLECT ON THE IMPACT MY ACTIONS HAVE ON OTHERS AND TRY TO IMPROVE MYSELF. THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.

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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

"it might be conscious but unable to express it! You can't know." O-kay... That sounds like you are trying to argue for existence of a soul. Why have you never argued this for animals or other objects that didn't have multibillion dollar marketing campaigns?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Don't mind me, just doing the Happy Leo over here after my Syrian friend called me Habibi.

Leonardo DiCaprio walking towards the camera, smiling, his head cocked to the side, arms swaying. He looks very happy.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Come on @microsoft.com, how do you fuck up screenshot? I had to download an app to take screenshot because of course, and then the app doesnt even work. Why do you consistently make make your product worse with every release? I gotta see if our IT guys will let me run Linux, this is just stupid.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Still trying to process how, no matter how stupid or insane or cruel the order, there is always a person that will carry it out. Someone pulled that trigger. Someone pressed that button. Technology will never hide the fact that a distressingly large amount of people are just absolute monsters.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Journalists: Here's a thought. Start reporting the cost of things in terms of multiples of how much it would take to end world hunger. Call the unit the "World Hunger" (WH). A couple years back we learned that this would cost somewhere around $6bn if I remember correctly. $12bn is 2 WH's, etc.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I just misread someone's job title of "Solutions Consultant" as "Solutions Insultant" and I think I may have just unlocked a new career choice. "Here's my solution." "Yeah, well it sucks. Try again." I could do this.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Me: *doin' a thing* Pandora: *plays The Trees (Rush, 1978)* Me: *Wow, the 70's were a weird time. A huge band could just write a song about trees and it goes big.* *keeps listening* This isn't a song about trees at all, is it?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Figure out how to get this guy on all the ballots, please All of them

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I gotta be honest, I'm not really OK being asked to find sympathy for robots before trans people.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 23/08/2025

Microwaving a Hot Pocket takes 2 minutes (120 seconds). Google says Gemini uses 0.24 Watt-hours per prompt, about the same as using the microwave for 1 second. THEREFORE, you can either do 120 AI prompts or make 1 Hot Pocket for the same energy. AI is 1/120 Hot Pocket Units. bsky.app/profile/dave...

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Just for the record, trans people rule. I see you. Keep that up.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

*hits blunt* The existence of the Solar Plexus implies the existence of other Plexus...es How are we okay with potentially a whole group of these things running around doing nonsense We dont even know how many there are!

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

That thing dogs do when they lick *at* you but don't actually make contact and their super long tongue does that little whip-crack thing 10/10

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

"Oh Willy McBride, it all happened again. And again, and again and again and again." youtu.be/zRmJwqVbtQI?...

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Dropkick Murphys - "The Green Fields Of France" (Full Album Stream)

YouTube video by Epitaph Records

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

A good root beer is basically magic in a bottle.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Have new thought, post, re-read, delete because it didnt come across right, start re-writing, suddenly it doesnt seem as important, delete draft, have new thought, post, re-read...

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Prediction: The solution to this is going to be a mark on the right hand or the forehead, and will finally be the thing that turns the Christians against AI.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

You have a lot of eyes for a Christian concerned about being visually tempted to sin.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Guys, I have to confess I used AI today. New work laptop, Copilot pops up and won't go away. Fine, you worthless pile of haunted pseudocode, let's go. I had it tell me how to turn it off. Actually worked, too. Highly recommend getting it to dig its own grave.

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