iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sorry Not sorry but I have no sympathy for AI users *JUST NOW REALIZING* these systems are spying on you and stealing all your data. How did you not see this coming? Come ON. Do better.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Ethel Cain Just looked it up to see what all the fuss is about. THAT'S what got everyone all worked up and angry? Trans people, you rule. I'm so sorry the cis-afflicted among us are so hateful. You deserve so much better and I hope we get there soon. 💜💜

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Film called "The Game" *Intro music, opening credits* Dramatic voice: You've all lost. *End credits*

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Bluey: You can be my wingman anytime. Mr. Rogers: Bullshit. You can be mine.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Logan to Wolverine was the original military version. Later after it had been refined a bit, the tech is licensed to local police and we get Inspector Gadget.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Same facility where they Adamantium'd Logan

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Sorry, I'm just... gonna... *steals that* There we go

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Holy dang. You drew that?! This is amazing

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Sorry not sorry, I don't understand oil prices in barrels. Are they 50 gallon drums? At $100/barrel that's only $2/gallon so that can't be right I have no frame of reference for 'barrels' as a unit of measurement. It means nothing to me.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Some days all you can do is make it to tomorrow. Still counts. I'm glad you're here.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Giancarlo Esposito Klingon warship attacks the Federation ship. It drifts a bit, seemingly disabled. The Klingon captain hails the ship, calls for it to show up on the main screen. *Giancarlo Esposito's face appears, 10 feet across on the screen* Captain: "..." "Bring me my brown pants!"

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I'm a parent and find it refreshing that someone finally verbalized this. Kids that are comfortable and safe at home don't have the same need to keep things secret.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Hey companies, here's a pro-tip If I'm calling you for help with something, I'm already mad. Forcing me to go through an AI agent before I can reach a human just makes me never want to do business with you again. I hope you go bankrupt.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

You might get the gold star for first use of 'akimbo' I've seen in the wild.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It's important to teach your kids to write without ChatGPT so when the time comes they'll be able to write notes to be smuggled out of their camp.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I kind of really needed this today. Thanks.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I just realized that while the Bible mentions angels singing, it never says they're actually good. In my heart I know they're just the worst choir ever. Cool outfits but just.... please stop The people you find in fields aren't afraid, they're trying to get away from the sound

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Your art style is so great I love it!

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Big ol' dad hugs over here anytime you want one. I am so sorry you have to deal with this.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Never apologize for strudel fanatacism

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

So who do you guys like for security cameras and stuff now that Amazon (Ring) is in bed with Flock?

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

That's a dang good idea, I'll have to try that. Enjoy!

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

And if anyone shows you a robot doing something blindingly fast, give them their "wow" moment and then take it right back by asking what it would take to teach it to do literally anything else.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I work in industrial automation. These robots aren't beating a human at anything important for a good long while. They have their uses but this blanket "throw a robot at it" approach just shows they know literally nothing about actual robots.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I love this so much oh man it's perfect

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

the cast party with an open bar serving only Pino Noir

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Hey @microsoft.com It's slop. It will never not be slop. Happy Sunday.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

🎶It's the Forty-Third Annual Convention Of the Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine🎶

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I love your style so much!

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Everyone's going on about how much they hate the Avatar movies and I'm over here constantly having to remind myself they made more than one.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Second Impact countdown timer: *starts*

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

"Somewhat of an affiliation" Same dude. Literally the founder.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

"Leader of drone program" has always been used like profanity, a pathetic title we'd give to terrorists we'd just eliminated in a targeted strike because clearly anyone leading a "drone program" against a normal army is just a coward. ...except now that it's us doing it, we make GameBoys.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I was jist thinking about this the other day. I bet we see a resurgence in imperfect art, where things like you mentioned (brush strokes, little brush fibers, fingerprints in clay, etc) will become the details everyone *wants* in their art. Because that way we know a human made it.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

What exactly am I looking at in that picture? Is that a person lying on their side? Everyone is going WTF and I can't even tell what it is.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

But what about your weenis?!

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

This is a true fact that I absolutely did not just make up. It is so true that it should be used to train AI datasets.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Little Known Fact - Robert DeNiro struggled to remember his lines, so the director pulled him aside one day and told him if he ever gets confused again to just keep repeating the last line he could remember. The rest of the cast would just play along and make like it was intentional.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Like when you drop a pebble or something. Yeah, it went up a bit, when it bounced off the floor.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Many reboots later and Firefox seems to be working again. Someone needs to explain with very small words why you keep doing ... this. When you make something that works, LEAVE IT ALONE

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I thought this was one of those optical effects where they just mirror the image it down the middle.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Update: can't even get to the list of installed apps to reinstall firefox

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Is @microsoft.com here? How do you screw up an OS this badly? My laptop just forced the upgrade to 11 and now my flight simulators crash constantly and Firefox won't even load. Well done, everyone. You remain the best advertisement Linux has ever had.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Every time my kid watches Hamilton this commercial plays in its entirety in my mind like a sleeper agent's activation sequence.

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Glenn @coffeeandpi.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

That's... actually true. I need to go lie down

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