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Cody Thomas

@codythomas.bsky.social
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analytics developer. guardians, blue jackets, browns, cavs. public policy. political cynicism. individual rights. ohio.

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 10/07/2025
"'We are the federal government, and if we choose to take power away from a governor or away from a mayor, this is the new normal.' And my response is, I've seen this movie before. It used to be called a coup, and it happens in other countries." @mayor.lacity.gov‬ on the feds in LA:
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Not even six hours apart.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Senator Tillis (R - NC) betrayed a witness he had personally persuaded to testify against Hegseth, for unknown reasons. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Exclusive | Tillis Assured Hegseth’s Former Sister-in-Law Her Testimony Could Convince GOP Senators to Vote No
The North Carolina senator provided pivotal 50th “yes” vote to confirm Hegseth as defense secretary.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/01/2025
What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/01/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I’d prefer foreign policy not be conducted on a theory of pathological insecurity and hypersensitivity to criticism but that’s just me.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/01/2025
it’s january 2021 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes it’s january 2025 and th
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Lulu @luluvohn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring. After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 25/01/2025
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak. Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This week's Internet winner goes to...
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
JUST IN: Judge MEHTA has barred Stewart Rhodes and other Oath Keepers whose sentences were *commuted* from going into Washinton or the U.S. Capitol without permission from the court.
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Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
what the fuck www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Before that meeting, a Johnson aide told Loudermilk’s staff that multiple colleagues had raised concerns with the speaker’s office about the potential for public disclosure of “sexual texts from members who were trying to engage in sexual favors” with Hutchinson, according to correspondence produced at the time that detailed the conversation. Separately, a member of Johnson’s staff told Loudermilk aides that Hutchinson could “potentially reveal embarrassing information,” according to an email reviewed by The Post.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Liam Coen absolutely loves reconsidering which job he should have. This man has absolutely purchased an item online, returned it, and then re-ordered the same item within a week. He takes 3 hours to complete a grocery shop. Siri play We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
Liam Coen’s Wikipedia job history. He left Brown for Rhode Island in 2011, then went back to Brown in 2012. He left the Rams for Kentucky in 2021, went back to the Rams in 2022, then went back to Kentucky in 2023
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
NEW YORK (AP) — Family who owns Purdue Pharma could pay up to $7.4 billion in latest settlement of lawsuits over the toll of OxyContin.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The Mayor of Newark says ICE detained citizens and a military veteran in a warrantless raid there today. www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...
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"Today, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents raided a local establishment in the City of Newark, detaining undocumented residents as well as citizens, without producing a warrant.
One of the detainees is a U.S. military veteran who suffered the indignity of having the legitimacy of his military documentation questioned. This egregious act is in plain violation of the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which guarantees 'the right of the people be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures...
"Newark will not stand by idly while people are being unlawfully terrorized. I will be holding a press conference in alliance with partners ready and willing to defend and protect civil and human rights. Details to come."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Doug Gottlieb’s team is doing so badly because other team’s coaches are so hyperfocused on their teams they don’t even notice how bad Doug Gottlieb’s team is while Doug Gottlieb did a 2 hour radio show about the NFL coaching carousel yesterday before losing at home to IU-Indianapolis.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23/01/2025
Bill Belichick’s UNC contract laying out what we already know about the elite bowls.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/01/2025
wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
MURKOWSKI comes out against Hegseth for DOD, first GOP opponent. "The leader of the Department of Defense must demonstrate and model the standards of behavior and character we expect of all servicemembers, and Mr. Hegseth’s nomination to the role poses significant concerns that I cannot overlook."
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/01/2025
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
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Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A German paper won’t even show Elon’s salute because it’s illegal to show it. www.zeit.de/kultur/2025-...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/01/2025
I missed this when it was posted but the Slovakian ice hockey wonderkid who was World U18 Women's Player of the Year 3 years in a row, moved to America for school and instantly became a football prodigy too. She may just be the world's greatest athlete lmao
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 22/01/2025
I'm even confused what the complaint from Elon is here. That writeup is accurate and unbiased. It is *simply true* that "the gesture was compared to a Nazi salute." The writeup isn't even taking a side. It's pointing out that people did compare it to such a salute. It also includes his denial.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 17/01/2025
The federal government has indicted former FirstEnergy CEO Chuck Jones and VP of Bribes Michael Dowling. www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/c...
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Former FirstEnergy executives face federal charges in massive bribery scheme
Two former FirstEnergy executives are charged in a racketeering scheme and turned themselves into federal authorities on Friday.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Say what you want about the Detroit Lions this year but this is proof they are a forward looking organization
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I also enjoy day drinking and have done a bunch of cable news hits, therefore I am qualified to run the Pentagon, gimme gimme gimme
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Pumpkins and Old Skeletons @corgiseveryhour.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Mac from its always sunny as the US government:
Why are you downloading an even more Chinese app after I banned the last one. 
Dennis' as Americans:
BECAUSE WE HATE YOU.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/01/2025
Websites should look worse and do fewer things
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Honestly it’s useful that Italy has a soccer team which all the fascists openly root for. Here in America somebody says they’re a Boston Celtics fan and I still have to ask 2-3 more questions to know what I’m dealing with
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Dear Alito: We read pornhub for the articles ok www.404media.co/why-this-onl...
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Why This OnlyFans Model Posts Machine Learning Explainers to Pornhub
Justice Alito should watch this Pornhub video about calculus.
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davidgrossman.bsky.social @davidgrossman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I mean
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