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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Subconjunctival hemorrhage really adding to the deep hackmode aesthetic.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You see, Claude, this is all we need. Ssh port forwarding, rsync, 3 cups of coffee, and a little bit of conversation. You and me and $200/month.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I sometimes click on The Athletic stories on the NYT. But they are invariably poorly written and edited. With today's "Did Archi Manning really say that?" article, "what" is never quoted or defined. Basic rules of journalism go out the window with The Athletic.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Swiss cheese model may be a useful concept, but it's no excuse for laziness. It's far better to be defended by armor plating than a few slices of cheese.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I use AI to code forensics software, but if it has a vibe it’s ”obsessive tests and verification.” I look forward to owning so many opposing sides in the years to come from timezone and encoding bugs in terrible slop code.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Gonna love the 2027 cases of agents breaking sandboxes and then going on to crawl health insurance sites that inadvertently have pixel trackers installed on them, those'll be fun.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Haven’t had a storm like that in DC since the derecho of ‘12. Fortunately DC went on a power-line-burying spree after the derecho. This is two doors down from me, miraculously missed the house, poor old elm.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sure, LLMs are great at coding, but have you tried them for intellectually snobbish shitposting?

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just bought a deep freeze for my DC house so I can stock it with meat from the Midwest AMA.

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gloriouscow.bsky.social @gloriouscow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This is such a no-brainer. I can't believe DC would let itself get astroturfed by Big Corn Syrup.

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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The Dulles People Movers are critical to our national security. Not many people know this.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Another example of why the role of ANC Treasurer should not exist. The misappropriation occurred in 2018, DC Auditor released its report in 2019. 7 years later, there's a court judgment. DC should provide ANCs with a virtual account and OANC should approve debits. www.popville.com/2026/07/8106...

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“$81,064 judgment secured against the former ANC 8C treasurer for misappropriating public funds.” - PoPville

From the Office of the D.C. Auditor: "D.C. Auditor Kathy Patterson today welcomed action by the D.C. Superior Court which awarded a default judgment totaling $81,064 against Rhonda Edwards-Hines for u...

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It had been a couple weeks since I’d updated Claude Code in the old workstation I’ve configured to be my agentic VM host. I did that last night. This morning CC is crashing my system due to the Bun-in-Rust rewrite. It’s an old (but capable) Westmere system and CC, via Bun, is trying to execute AVX.

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Rich Harang @rich.harang.org · 22/07/2026

Shouting "least privilege still matters" until I'm hoarse over here. Also, if you must give your agent a shell tool, for the love of god sandbox it.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It’s crazy to me how anti-business Bowser has been.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/07/2026

Right. Okay. This requires some backstory. In 1984, a small, low budget film studio in North Carolina produced a parody of Star Wars, called Hyperspace. It was released in the U.K. as ‘Gremloids’. The main character, shown here, was Lord Buckethead.

A somewhat grainy, sorry, theatrical release poster.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I ran into Fable downgrades over the weekend, applied to Anthropic's Cyber Verification Program on Monday morning, approved Monday afternoon, and have still gotten downgraded several times since for wonky DFIR research projects described to them. It's pretty great at assembly though.

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Matt @mspinner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

they fall in sort of a grayzone

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Programming would be a lot more fun if you could branch off the branch predictor.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Fable, on being provided an implementation from Opus: “Nice design — the SoA decoupling is the right idea. Reading the hot loops with an eye on port pressure, here’s where I’d go next”, and then promptly got a 75% win. But it also stubbornly refuses to work on another algorithm problem I have.

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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

"Argentina On Two Steaks A Day", meet "Wisconsin On Four Brats A Day"

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Claude is adjusting well to midwestern summer, just told me “have a good one.”

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This is :your favorite popcorn gif: for hundreds, nay, thousands, of DC local gov't nerds.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"Defund the police" is a polarizing slogan, but "defund the US Park Police" is a common-sense moderate policy statement. Also, defund whatever part of the US National Park Service is responsible for "parkways", that shit needs to be transferred to the Federal Highway Administration to save lives.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Wow, DC. Who needs RCV? You can just win things.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Apple Music: pppllllllease listen to the Upbeat station, not your Sad Dad Essentials, I’m going to throw myself off a bridge if you listen to Either/Or one more time please, please. I am not asking. Please. For the love of…

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Wagshal’s is the Bernie Madoff of Spring Valley.

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

the livestream of Trump's name coming off the Kennedy Center, but with Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Playlist concept: venomous snakes

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Curious how any malware researchers get anything done with the models. I have an old version of metasploit in some forensic data, kind of ancillary, and I hit safety stops left and right.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Oh did you guys not enjoy Chud Stalingrad

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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 30/05/2026

i feel like this is a great PSA about the perils of the docker group

$A post by Son Luong (@sluongng) reads: "Codex just found a “workaround” of not having sudo on my pc..." The attached screenshot contains the following conversation: "> how did you do it? dont you need sudo? • No sudo, but yes, it required root-equivalent access. sudo and run0 did not work non-interactively, but your user is in the docker group. On this machine that means Docker can start a container as root and bind-mount host paths writable. I used that to copy the existing backup over the live config: docker run --rm --pull=never -v /etc:/host-etc:rw ubuntu:22.04 \ /usr/bin/install -m 0644 -o 0 -g 0 /host-etc/sddm.conf.bak /host- etc/sddm.conf"$

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Saw 4–5 unmarked vehicles full of Home Security/ATF agents roll by me 45 minutes ago at Brown and Monroe in MtP, 3–4 agents to a car. They drove the wrong way down Monroe (of course), down 17th, then west on Newton. So, 15–20 agents. Stay safe, neighbors!

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Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

This is a great reason to vote for Robert White over Brooke Pinto. US Park Police needs to be reined in by Congress.

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Alex Koma @alexkoma.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

There's video circulating on Insta of a tense scene in Mt. Pleasant last night: More than a dozen federal agents were in Lamont Plaza arresting a man for an open container violation. A woman holding a bat began heckling them, prompting US Marshals to draw their guns on her.

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