Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Haven’t had a storm like that in DC since the derecho of ‘12. Fortunately DC went on a power-line-burying spree after the derecho. This is two doors down from me, miraculously missed the house, poor old elm. 080
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sure, LLMs are great at coding, but have you tried them for intellectually snobbish shitposting? 100
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026these are my tokens, output for you. take, eat, and do this in remembrance of me. 000
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Like replacing the drive belt on an old John Deere GX335. 010
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Apple Music: pppllllllease listen to the Upbeat station, not your Sad Dad Essentials, I’m going to throw myself off a bridge if you listen to Either/Or one more time please, please. I am not asking. Please. For the love of… 010
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 24/03/2026@coryaltheide.bsky.social rtyi washingtonian.com/2024/12/30/m... 120
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Did they enjoy a TACO platter during negotiations? 010
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 16/03/2026shocked, shocked, to find the weather was overhyped 000
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 25/02/2026You: “it’s crazy what AI can do, but of course, lol, you have to watch out for their hallucinations“ Me: “mmm… hallucinations? What are those?” We are not the same. 000
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Good news! The Green Team has gotten everything back to normal! 000
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Deal Middle School has no heat in one wing and a busted pipe in the kitchen, but there’s school today. Except there isn’t because three wmata buses were stuck on Park Rd and DPW’s bermed in every alley, so no way to get kids to school. 010
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I’m getting Claude to rant like me. Any guesses as to the subject? 010
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Had been waiting for ten minutes for a D60/D6X. Finally a D6X came… and only let three people on. Next bus predicted in 13 minutes. Why did I devote so much time to the 16th St bus lanes project? @wmatagm.bsky.social @wmata.com @brianneknadeau.bsky.social 110
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 04/12/2025this song has led to disciplinary action against the six year old to not call his mother “mamacita“ 010
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Stop 1001191–I remember because I nextbus’d it. It was the stop at the northwest end of Franklin Park. 110
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 28/10/2025where's Lina Khan when you need her oh wait she did jack shit about ticketmaster 000
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 28/10/2025oh haha, you can't get your tickets from stubhub over to ticketmaster 🤬 100
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I swear I don’t talk shit about bad forensics technologies in my CLAUDE.md but even an untrained Claude knows sigma sucks. 000
Jon Stewart @codeslack.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Brother Berengar has big “unbothered. moistured.” vibes. 000
